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Pixelated Awesome

PostPosted: Mon Feb 12, 2007 4:28 pm


*the above question*

~If you are known by most of your ENTIRE school as "Alucard", and noone knows you're actual name.

True Story.

~If you are at WalMart, and you hear "Can Alucard and Seras Victoria come to electronics? Alucard and Seras? Thank you."

Also a true story. Though not MY story. xD
PostPosted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 9:46 am


~Alucard_The_Hellhound~
*the above question*

~If you are known by most of your ENTIRE school as "Alucard", and noone knows you're actual name.

True Story.

~If you are at WalMart, and you hear "Can Alucard and Seras Victoria come to electronics? Alucard and Seras? Thank you."

Also a true story. Though not MY story. xD

rofl
Hey, thanks for a good idea!

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 5:47 pm


Ainoka
~Alucard_The_Hellhound~
*the above question*

~If you are known by most of your ENTIRE school as "Alucard", and noone knows you're actual name.

True Story.

~If you are at WalMart, and you hear "Can Alucard and Seras Victoria come to electronics? Alucard and Seras? Thank you."

Also a true story. Though not MY story. xD

rofl
Hey, thanks for a good idea!


XD Ditto! And maybe that's the actual way to summon anime/manga characters into the real world! The ancient Wal-Mart ritual of Babylonia!! XD (Why Babylonia? Because it sounds coolest. u.u)
PostPosted: Wed Feb 14, 2007 7:15 pm


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Ainoka
~Alucard_The_Hellhound~
*the above question*

~If you are known by most of your ENTIRE school as "Alucard", and noone knows you're actual name.

True Story.

~If you are at WalMart, and you hear "Can Alucard and Seras Victoria come to electronics? Alucard and Seras? Thank you."

Also a true story. Though not MY story. xD

rofl
Hey, thanks for a good idea!


XD Ditto! And maybe that's the actual way to summon anime/manga characters into the real world! The ancient Wal-Mart ritual of Babylonia!! XD (Why Babylonia? Because it sounds coolest. u.u)
Wow, I so wanna do that! The walmart ritual, I mean. xD

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 15, 2007 6:21 pm


You Might Like Hellsing Too Much If...

- You've ever taken apart a piano and started playing with the wire.

- You draw eyeballs on...well...everything.

- You'ver ever seen a black dog and run up to him screaming, "Oh, my God! Master Alucard!"

- You stab yourself with a nail and cut your arm off to see if it regenerates. (If you haven't done this -- especially if you don't have good insurance or a tetanus shot -- please do not.)

- You find yourself looking down upon people with lots of piercings, and when they make you mad say, "Oh, burst into flames already, Millenium dog!"

- (girls only) You become a police officer and get really mad after not encountering any vampires.

You name your [paint ball gun] Casull, get a new one, and name that one Jackal. Or just have one big one and name it Harkonnen.

- You take a capri sun for lunch at school or work and make a label for it so that it looks like a blood packet.

- You go through endless history books for evidence of a neko Nazi.

- You really want someone to call you a freak so you can use an Alucard-inspired comeback.

- (tomboyish or environmentalist girls only) Your preppy sister forces you to put makeup on and you go Mina Harker and scream, "Uncleeeeeean!!!" (okay, more like Dracula, but still...)

- You're working on a fan comic involving you, your friends, and Hellsing characters. It is currently up to 30+ pages.

- You think of your mother as Integra, and mutter things like, "Well, there were a LOT of ghouls keeping me from cleaning my room, Sir Hellsing...!!" while she's yelling at you.

- You've made one or more friend no longer like Hellsing through your constant ranting about it.
PostPosted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 1:06 pm


Ace of Death
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Ainoka
~Alucard_The_Hellhound~
*the above question*

~If you are known by most of your ENTIRE school as "Alucard", and noone knows you're actual name.

True Story.

~If you are at WalMart, and you hear "Can Alucard and Seras Victoria come to electronics? Alucard and Seras? Thank you."

Also a true story. Though not MY story. xD

rofl
Hey, thanks for a good idea!


XD Ditto! And maybe that's the actual way to summon anime/manga characters into the real world! The ancient Wal-Mart ritual of Babylonia!! XD (Why Babylonia? Because it sounds coolest. u.u)
Wow, I so wanna do that! The walmart ritual, I mean. xD


*sheepish look* I've done that. Though not to electronics, we were at the front of the store. My friends thought I was nuts, but they loved it.

It was two days before Halloween and we were in costume. Angel_0f_Hellfire was involved with this.

p.s. It worked, after a fashion. Our Alucard and Seras did show up. biggrin

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iKoakuma

PostPosted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 1:25 pm


You're making a movie with you reinacting the Hellsing characters antics

._. <---- going to karate chop her friend in the head
PostPosted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 4:54 pm


*above question*

You call other people Alucard instead of by their real names and then try to stab them through the heart or summon a dog out of your arm.

Or


If you duct tape your dog to your arm and say you can do what Alucard can do

xd

Monkeyinafryingpan


ScreamsOnScreen

PostPosted: Sun Feb 18, 2007 3:57 am


i'd love to see some Hellsing pickup lines! xp i wish england showed hellsing, the only way i can watch it is on youtube crying
PostPosted: Mon Feb 19, 2007 2:37 pm


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you've memorized every word of the manga and OVA

you're wall is covered with pictures from the OVA

you name your pets after characters

Ohh, yeah been there done that and more...
XD

Yuu Kakuma


ysms2

PostPosted: Mon Feb 19, 2007 4:39 pm


ScreamsOnScreen
i'd love to see some Hellsing pickup lines! xp i wish england showed hellsing, the only way i can watch it is on youtube crying


XD I need to think of more than one before I can start a thread, though...(My own philosophy.)
PostPosted: Tue Feb 20, 2007 7:32 am


Here's my personal experiences of 'You Might Like Hellsing Too Much If...'

You are pissed off at shaving your head, because you realised you could have cosplayed teenage Walter with your longer hairstyle. You then decide to grow your hair to look like Walter.

You decide not to get the lip piercing, because you'd rather cosplay as Walter or Rip than Jan. You also wonder if your multiple ear piercings will spoil the effect. Then you wonder if your tattoo is suitable, despite it being hidden under your sleeve.

You have everything colour co-ordinated for your Dark Walter cosplay. Including black and white striped bag, socks and unmentionables.

You have a framed print-out of a Hellsing scan on your desk.

You bought an 'Integral' flash drive.

You've tried to write yaoi, but get embarrassed and feel like a schoolgirl trying to make a move on your secret crush.

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 20, 2007 9:44 pm


You know you're addicted to Hellsing to much when:

- You walk around the mall and suddenly hear Alucard's voice in your head telling you something and you're afraid everyone can hear him and you forget to mentally yell at him to shut up and you say it outloud. Then when he keeps going on you tell him non-mentally that people are giving you weird looks because you're talking to him... then you realize what you did and shrug it off

- You start day dreaming during homework and suddenly imagine one of the Hellsing characters as your tutor (Has been guilty for this many times)
PostPosted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 6:47 am


- run up to a female police officer who has short blonde hair and wearing a blue uniform at night and say "Hi Seras! Where's Master Alucard?

- take a bottle of tomato juice and rip off the label and then write blood on it when people ask you why you have a bottle of blood you say "i ran out of blood packets. They only have bottles of blood left." (could do this with a bottle of water and dye the water red)

- You go to England and meet the Queen. Upon meeting the queen you ask "Where can I find the Hellsing Organization?"

- Everytime you see a priest costume for Halloween you shout things like "Oh suure have one for Anderson but not Alucard or the rest of them!" (Did this before only I muttered it loud enough for a few people to hear me. I got some weird looks that time)

- You wonder if Father Maxwell invented Maxwell coffee so you don't touch it just in case

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