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 Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 2:58 pm
SO do you ever wonder why we are here?
Yeah I mean is there really a god?
No I mean do you ever wonder why we're HERE?
Oh no..
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Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 1:23 pm
Why?What do we really need Sarge for anyway.All he ever did was yell at us a bunch and tell us we suck.We'll just split up his duties.You yell at me and I'll tell you 'you suck'.
SHUT UP AND GET IN THE HOLE,GRIF!
You suck,Simmons.Ohoman.This new system is working out great.We should have thought of this years ago!
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Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 5:48 pm
AAAAAAHHHH UH *hits ground*
*Lands on feet* Tada that was awesome I got a great shot of you flalling around. Guess who has a new desktop background? This guy!
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Posted: Sat Jan 13, 2007 11:37 am
Aseret_Kitsune Sarge: Donut, are you okay?Donut: I was just petting the bunny and then it went into the soup can, and part of my hand went with it.
Sarge: What in Sam's Hell is a Puma?Simmons: You mean like the shoe company?Grif: No, like a Puma. It's a big cat. Like a lion.Sarge: You're making that up.Grif: I'm telling you, it's a real animal.Sarge: Simmons, I want you to poison Grif's next meal.Simmons: Yes, sir! I wanna know what episode the top part is from, the part with the bunny.
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Posted: Sat Jan 13, 2007 10:23 pm
[.-Ghost.-] Aseret_Kitsune Sarge: Donut, are you okay?Donut: I was just petting the bunny and then it went into the soup can, and part of my hand went with it.
Sarge: What in Sam's Hell is a Puma?Simmons: You mean like the shoe company?Grif: No, like a Puma. It's a big cat. Like a lion.Sarge: You're making that up.Grif: I'm telling you, it's a real animal.Sarge: Simmons, I want you to poison Grif's next meal.Simmons: Yes, sir! I wanna know what episode the top part is from, the part with the bunny. Season 3, Episode 7
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Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 12:31 am
grif: yea...this might be a bad time to mention that my sister is color blind.
sister: heeey whats the grey guy gettin all upset about?
simmons: but girls cant be color blind!
sister: oh yea? well they say girls cant ejaculate either, but guess what? rofl xd xp
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Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 7:26 am
Pocky_RocksXD grif: yea...this might be a bad time to mention that my sister is color blind. sister: heeey whats the grey guy gettin all upset about? simmons: but girls cant be color blind! sister: oh yea? well they say girls cant ejaculate either, but guess what? rofl xd xp HAHA! Grif's sister is awesome! xd
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Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 8:28 pm
Aseret_Kitsune Sarge: Donut, are you okay?Donut: I was just petting the bunny and then it went into the soup can, and part of my hand went with it.
Sarge: What in Sam's Hell is a Puma?Simmons: You mean like the shoe company?Grif: No, like a Puma. It's a big cat. Like a lion.Sarge: You're making that up.Grif: I'm telling you, it's a real animal.Sarge: Simmons, I want you to poison Grif's next meal.Simmons: Yes, sir! rookie: y buy the cow wen u can get the milk for free? church: hey rookie? did u just call my girlfriend a cow? rookie: no i just called her a slut
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Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 12:36 pm
Sarge: Could you put that in a memo and entitle it "s**t I already know?"
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Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 1:24 pm
Grif: OH up yours
Sarge: What was that?
Grif: Up yours Sir!
Sarge: That's better
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Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 10:09 pm
Griff: Wow Simmons i am having a blast going in and out of your hole!!
Simmons: Shut up Griff!! Just stay down there and do as you're told!!!
Donut: Well that's my cue!!
lmao donut is so gay.....hahahhahahahahhahahahahah
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Posted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 3:18 am
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Posted: Sun Feb 18, 2007 3:23 pm
Hey blue, how do like them apples, and by apples I mean bullets, in your face?
Hey grif, hold these bullets for me, in your gut!
Oh I'm sorry, don let me interrupt all your fancy dyin talk now die!
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Posted: Tue Mar 13, 2007 11:50 am
Sarge: Stop the pillow talk, you two. Anyone...want to guess...why I gathered you here...today.
Grif: Uh, is it because the war's over and you're shipping us home?
Sarge: That's exactly it, private! War's over. We won. Turns out you're the big hero, and we're going to hold a parade in your honor. I get to drive the float and Simmons here, is in charge of confetti!
Grif: I'm no stranger to sarcasm, Sir.
Sarge: God dammit private, shut your mouth or else I'll have Simmons slit your throat while you're asleep!
Simmons: Oh, I'd do it too.
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Posted: Tue Mar 13, 2007 8:10 pm
Aseret_Kitsune Sarge: Donut, are you okay?Donut: I was just petting the bunny and then it went into the soup can, and part of my hand went with it.
Sarge: What in Sam's Hell is a Puma?Simmons: You mean like the shoe company?Grif: No, like a Puma. It's a big cat. Like a lion.Sarge: You're making that up.Grif: I'm telling you, it's a real animal.Sarge: Simmons, I want you to poison Grif's next meal.Simmons: Yes, sir! It's Cabose that gets his hand chopped of by the ''can'' ninja
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