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 Posted: Sun Oct 09, 2005 3:49 pm
House walks into office to find candy canes:
House: What is that?
Cameron: It's Christmas. They're candycanes
House:Candycanes? (with emphasis) Are you mocking me?
Cameron: No, I just thought...
House: Don't worry, it's a joke.
something like that, I can't really recall... sweatdrop
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Posted: Sun Oct 09, 2005 10:30 pm
morbid_beauty House walks into office to find candy canes: House: What is that? Cameron: It's Christmas. They're candycanes House:Candycanes? (with emphasis) Are you mocking me? Cameron: No, I just thought... House: Don't worry, it's a joke. something like that, I can't really recall... sweatdrop I love this one! xD
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Eloquent Conversationalist
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Posted: Mon Oct 17, 2005 10:34 pm
lol! loving this thread! though i dont really know any qoutes... sweatdrop
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Posted: Sat Oct 22, 2005 3:13 am
omg, i cant believe i was the last one to post! but anyways, i have a qoute! cool
House: You wouldn't know Prada if it stepped on your scrotum!
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Posted: Sun Nov 06, 2005 11:24 am
Cuddy: You. In the lobby. Now
House: I hurt my leg. I have a note.
House: Are you comparing me to God, it's great, but so you know, I've never made a tree.
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Posted: Sun Nov 06, 2005 1:57 pm
haha great House-isms! <3
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Eloquent Conversationalist
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Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2005 6:36 am
I love "You take the big dark one, I'll take the little girl, and the Aussie'll run like a scared wombat if things get tough."
and "Welcome aboard the good ship Asskisser. Nice day for a sail. Pucker up, me 'earties!"
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Posted: Sun Nov 20, 2005 3:17 pm
Dr. Cameron: Men should grow up.
Dr. Gregory House: Yeah. And dogs should stop licking themselves. It's not gonna happen.
that one is awesome....
Dr. Eric Foreman: I think your argument is specious.
Dr. Gregory House: I think your tie is ugly.
Chris Dewey: [trying to tell an uninterested House a patient's history] You're reading a comic book.
Dr. Gregory House: And you're drawing attention to your bosom by wearing a low-cut top.
[she covers her chest with her clipboard]
Dr. Gregory House: Oh, I'm sorry, I thought we were having a "state-the-obvious" contest. I'm competitive by nature.
Dr. Robert Chase: In pre-med, I had a professor who -
Dr. Gregory House: - touched you in the naughty place?
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Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2005 2:53 pm
There is one i Love but Wison says it, but its way funny
House: The poison is for killing her rat
Wilson: Getting a women to fall in love with you by killing an animal, very caveman.
Sorry its not a houseism, but i love it so
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Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2005 6:38 pm
House: *looks at rat and picks up cane* ITS KILLING TIME!!!
I heard that and i started laughing so hard....its from this tuesdays episode!!
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Posted: Mon Nov 28, 2005 6:25 pm
[ Message temporarily off-line ]
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Posted: Tue Nov 29, 2005 7:14 pm
my two favorite:
"Bros before hoes" (i still cannot believe he said that!)
and
"oh no no no no no, you didn't give her Hep. C you gave her cancer'
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Posted: Tue Nov 29, 2005 10:06 pm
Stacy: Why did you hire Chase?
House: Because he has great hair.
Stacy: What are you hiding?
House: I'm gay which explains a lot.
That craked me up. It was something like that.
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Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2005 1:22 pm
Hehe, this is more of a Wilsonism I guess, but it's one of my favorite quotes (the only one I can think of off the top of my head that hasn't been said already, anyway)...
Wilson: Billionaires buy movie studios to get laid. They buy hospitals to get respect.
House: And the reason you want respect?
Wilson: To... get laid.
It's from Control, the first episode where Vogler appeared!! Ahh!!
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Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2005 10:54 pm
This was probably my favorite exchange ever, because I like it when Cuddy was a badass instead of a hopeless arm-flailing sort of woman.
House: So how are we doing on cotton swabs today? If there's an acute shortage I could run home...
Dr. Cuddy: (looks at his leg) No you couldn't.
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