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 Posted: Sat Dec 30, 2006 11:25 am
Lois sad Drunkingly sings the Family Guy theme song) Heeeeey everybody!!!
Peter: I am sorry, I am so sorry! There was booze in the car. I'm sorry.
Lois: Woooooooooooooo
Peter: Oh God, Lois for Christ's sake take it easy.
Lois: When I heard, when I heard that we we're gonna be in a movie I was like f*** yeah!
Peter: Let's just try to walk straight here.
(Peter trys to walk Lois down the red carpet, but she ends up falling down on her knees.)
Peter: Lois get up! Lois get up!
Lois: Get on!(starts rocking back and fourth in a sexual manner)
Peter: Lois I am not gonna get on. Lois you get up
Lois sad almost whispering) Peter, get on.
Peter: Son of a b***h, I am really sorry everybody. (Lois vomits on herself) Oh God ah! You know what let's get inside.(Peter then carrys her into theater, banging her head against a trash can.)
That was classic. There's another one from Untold Story but I don't remember exactly how it goes.
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Posted: Tue Jan 02, 2007 10:21 am
Peter: You know what really grinds my gears? This Lindsay Lohan. Eh? Lindsay Lohan with all those little outfits, jumpin' around there half naked with your little outfits. You know. You're up there jumpin' around and I'm just sittin' here with my beer. So, you know, what am I supposed to do? What do you- What do you want? You know, are we gonna go out? Is that what you're tryin'- Why are you... leapin' around there throwin' those things in my face? Huh? What do you want, Lindsay? Tell me what you want! Wll, I'll tell you what you want. You want nothin'. You want nothin'. All right? Because we all know that no woman anywhere wants to have sex with anyone, and to titillate us with any thoughts otherwise is just bogus. And that's what really grinds my gears.
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Posted: Tue Jan 02, 2007 11:22 am
damien6606 Peter: You know what really grinds my gears? This Lindsay Lohan. Eh? Lindsay Lohan with all those little outfits, jumpin' around there half naked with your little outfits. You know. You're up there jumpin' around and I'm just sittin' here with my beer. So, you know, what am I supposed to do? What do you- What do you want? You know, are we gonna go out? Is that what you're tryin'- Why are you... leapin' around there throwin' those things in my face? Huh? What do you want, Lindsay? Tell me what you want! Wll, I'll tell you what you want. You want nothin'. You want nothin'. All right? Because we all know that no woman anywhere wants to have sex with anyone, and to titillate us with any thoughts otherwise is just bogus. And that's what really grinds my gears. Lois: He is so right on. Women are such teases. That's why I went back to men. Meg:Ok, mom, thanks for that. Um, see ya later Chris:......Go on.
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Posted: Tue Jan 02, 2007 11:24 am
Diane: In other news, after several grueling days of frightening uncertainty, I finally get my period.
Tom: Well Diane, I'm sure you and your brother are devastated by the loss of the two-headed offspring that might have been
I love that one.
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Posted: Tue Jan 02, 2007 9:16 pm
best one ever is:
and now back to the price is right
"we're bidding on a lovely dinet set...carl what's your bid" - Bob Barker
"$800 bob" - carl
"Brad what's your bid" -bob barker
"$850" - brad
"Patty what's your bid" - bob barker
"What was the last bid?"
"850" - bob barker
"851" - ******** you!" - Brad
The names and prices might be off...but you get the idea
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Posted: Tue Jan 02, 2007 10:26 pm
boomboom5955 best one ever is: and now back to the price is right "we're bidding on a lovely dinet set...carl what's your bid" - Bob Barker "$800 bob" - carl "Brad what's your bid" -bob barker "$850" - brad "Patty what's your bid" - bob barker "What was the last bid?" "850" - bob barker "851" - ******** you!" - Brad The names and prices might be off...but you get the idea yeah that was a good one.
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Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 5:44 pm
there walkin along then say hey, is that a new resteraunt cuz i remember there was a different place there a couple of weeks ago. I went in there once, there was a guy with a hairlip eatin soup and i was like ewwww!!!
it wasnt the resteraunts fault i know but i still never went back there. I mean i guess theres like only a 1/50 chance of me gettin the same spoon he did, but i still dont like them odds.
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Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2007 1:29 pm
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Posted: Sat Jan 06, 2007 6:22 am
''well we really don't have anythin else for the news''-tom tucker (turns up thermostat) ''coming up later diane's nipples''-tom tucker
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Posted: Sat Jan 27, 2007 7:48 pm
quagmire- gigidy gigidy gigidy goo
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Attack Of The Gummi Bears
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Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 11:52 am
Stewie - The broccoli must die!
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Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 11:44 am
My Fav is when Brain dates meg for that dance and calls the girl there ....Well some stuff not alound to be said on gaia
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Posted: Thu Feb 22, 2007 6:21 am
Peter: She's proablly laughing at us while she burning in hell (adds quickly) may she rest ing peace
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Posted: Sat Feb 24, 2007 10:53 am
[d**k Cheney is out hunting with Peter]
Peter: so you all ready to go hunting?
(d**k Cheney shoots Peter 10 times)
d**k: Sorry I thought you were a deer.
rofl
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Posted: Sun Feb 25, 2007 1:38 am
"Yeah, may the power of Chist compel you, b***h!"
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