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 Posted: Fri Sep 01, 2006 12:46 pm
MipsyKitten Nethilia I'm going have a little white kid named Cameron Jack with the pope. YAY! I brought down the Catholic Church! I'd like to thank my sluthood, without which this would not be possible. Wait a minute... *rips off the mask* You're a WHITE WOMAN! And you would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for that horny pope. >.> Hush you, I just have light people in my genes!
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Posted: Fri Sep 01, 2006 1:28 pm
Nethilia MipsyKitten Nethilia I'm going have a little white kid named Cameron Jack with the pope. YAY! I brought down the Catholic Church! I'd like to thank my sluthood, without which this would not be possible. Wait a minute... *rips off the mask* You're a WHITE WOMAN! And you would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for that horny pope. >.> Hush you, I just have light people in my genes! I have such a dirty mind. I'm going to hell.
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Posted: Fri Sep 01, 2006 1:34 pm
This site is hilarious! Quote: Congratulations, Shard Aerliss! You're "with child". Our remote testing system has detected that you're pregnant. The Miracle Of Life has begun! Shard Aerliss, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby boy, and just look- isn't he just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 7 lbs, 6 oz and have black hair and gray eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold! Fabio You little Fabio-stalking vixen! Admit it- the only way this could happen is if you tripped him and beat him to the floor. Congratulations on your cat-like reflexes.
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Posted: Fri Sep 01, 2006 6:37 pm
It's A Boy!
Krystel, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby boy, and just look- isn't he just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 15 lbs, 16 oz and have black hair and green eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!
Would you like to know who the lucky father is? Our Genetic Validator module has processed that data and determined who the father must be. Click the "Who's The Daddy?" button to find out
Bill O'Reilly
Girl, you got no class. Plus we hear that Bill is going to sue you for stealing his 'patriotic bodily fluids' as well as demanding 65% of the kid's future earnings.
15 lbs?!? Bill O'Reilly?!?
I got you all beat.
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Posted: Fri Sep 01, 2006 6:41 pm
MipsyKitten Nethilia MipsyKitten Nethilia I'm going have a little white kid named Cameron Jack with the pope. YAY! I brought down the Catholic Church! I'd like to thank my sluthood, without which this would not be possible. Wait a minute... *rips off the mask* You're a WHITE WOMAN! And you would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for that horny pope. >.> Hush you, I just have light people in my genes! I have such a dirty mind. I'm going to hell. Stop by Suite 667: Next Door to the Beast. We'll be holding a party.
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Posted: Fri Sep 01, 2006 6:51 pm
Wow... I was looking at the site and my mom came in the room and saw it and said "online pregnancy teset? What's this?" In that motherly worryful way... I'm like o.O it's a joke. I spend all of my time at home anyway, when would I be questioning if I was pregnant xP.
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Posted: Sat Sep 02, 2006 8:24 am
It's A Boy! Elemdee, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby boy, and just look- isn't he just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 11 lbs, 2 oz and have brown hair and gray eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold! And the father is... The Pope Oh, girl- that is just so wrong on so many levels, we don't even know where to begin. Thanks for bringing down the Catholic Church single-handedly.  Anthony Andrew is a cute name, at least! :3
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Posted: Sat Sep 02, 2006 10:35 am
Haha. My baby's daddy was Fabio. xd
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Posted: Sat Sep 02, 2006 11:21 am
It's A Boy!
Erin, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby boy, and just look- isn't he just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 9 lbs, 5 oz and have blonde hair and brown eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!
Would you like to know who the lucky father is? Our Genetic Validator module has processed that data and determined who the father must be. Click the "Who's The Daddy?" button to find out.
The Pope
Oh, girl- that is just so wrong on so many levels, we don't even know where to begin. Thanks for bringing down the Catholic Church single-handedly.
-bows-
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Posted: Sun Sep 03, 2006 1:32 pm
Oh great...I'm preggers. Birth in 5-4-3-2-1-*hits the abort button* xD Hah! Got it before it was too late!
"Jessi, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby girl, and just look- isn't she just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby girl will weigh about 8 lbs, 10 oz and have black hair and gray eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!"
That's wierd. xD I have blonde hair, hazel eyes and my bf has brown hair, blue eyes. rofl How the crap did this kid get black hair and gray eyes?
Oh wait, maybe he's not the daddy.
"Jesse Jackson: Wow, talk about "Family Values". As Jesse would say, "The implications of my impregnations has caused contemplation across the nation!""
Oh yeah. xD Almost forgot that I was screwing around with him. Once you go black you never go back, right ladies?
Haha, this is ridiculously amusing. xd
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Posted: Sun Sep 03, 2006 1:41 pm
It's A Boy!
Ernie, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby boy, and just look- isn't he just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 6 lbs, 12 oz and have brown hair and brown eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!
Would you like to know who the lucky father is? Our Genetic Validator module has processed that data and determined who the father must be.
The Neighbor Kid
Holy &#%@! You seduced the neighbor's kid, you cradle-robbing hussy! I hope for your sake he's over 18. We sure hope he resembles your husband...
Whoa! I didn't know I had it in me to do something like that! surprised This is very amusing.
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