senic_orinite
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senic_orinite
Paranoid Confusion
in final Fantasy VII you can get cloud and Barret to go on a date together instead of aeris, or tifa. ^_^
FYI in the main story line he dresses in drag in like the first disc....0.o....coencedence i think not!
Oh I remember that! It was sooo funny, although I can't seem to remember why he was doing it.
Because the fat dude only let girls into his HQ...though i forgot why you needed to go to himi remrember that he would pick you if you had the right items
Oh yeah, I remember that. I think the fat dude's name was Don Corneo or something like that, and he was a lecherous p***k and would only allow chicks into his house. Aeris was trapped inside for some reason, and you and Tifa had to go around town looking for a wig, shoes, makeup and a dress so you could convince the fat dude to let you in. You could get a different quality item depending on how well you performed your task. For example, you had to meet up with the drag queen cruising in the gym and do squat thrusts for her, and if you did well she would give you a beautiful dress. If you sucked, she'd give you a shitty one. If you got all lesser quality items, the Don would begrudgingly allow you in, but he'd give you to his henchmen to ********. You would then have to fight off their amorous advances and go find Aeris. Get the best quality items, and he gets the hots for you and tries to ******** you himself! Yes, this part of the game was definitely my favorite. When you, Aeris, and Tifa defeat the don, they all stand around his bed threatening to cut off his balls. I'm totally not shitting you.
*sigh* They just don't make games like they used to.
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