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My Ch3m1cal R0manc3 Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun May 22, 2005 11:01 am
Katra Fa Toren SanzoGenjo Doafan Katra Fa Toren NowhereMan0012002 Katra Fa Toren ~Kendo-chan~ Kasumi: DEATH TO EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE!! DEATH TO ALL!!! except my sweet little sister heart Wait...Kasumi has a little sister?Ya...Ayane is her half-sister sweatdrop I knew that... but is she younger? It's hard to tell...they never DID give us either of thier ages... I think O.oI think Ayane may be a year younger. For some reason the American version of the game left out their ages. But in the Japanese version of the game, Kasumi is 17 and Ayane is 16. Really?! *expected them to be at least a little older* I always found that weird. How can you have someone's blood type and not thier age?They left it out I think becuase of the laws like Child Porn law thing because both of them were underage. That is what I read somewere I just cant remember were.
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Posted: Mon May 23, 2005 1:10 am
Doafan Katra Fa Toren SanzoGenjo Doafan Katra Fa Toren NowhereMan0012002 Katra Fa Toren ~Kendo-chan~ Kasumi: DEATH TO EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE!! DEATH TO ALL!!! except my sweet little sister heart Wait...Kasumi has a little sister?Ya...Ayane is her half-sister sweatdrop I knew that... but is she younger? It's hard to tell...they never DID give us either of thier ages... I think O.oI think Ayane may be a year younger. For some reason the American version of the game left out their ages. But in the Japanese version of the game, Kasumi is 17 and Ayane is 16. Really?! *expected them to be at least a little older* I always found that weird. How can you have someone's blood type and not thier age?They left it out I think becuase of the laws like Child Porn law thing because both of them were underage. That is what I read somewere I just cant remember were. It is true, many japanese paraphernalia, namely Anime, video games and Manga have pedaphilic undertones. It seems the Japanese audience likes their heroes young and good looking. I found this out by playing Metal Gear Solid: Substance again and saw how the new character examplified this. Does anyone have any input on this topic?
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Posted: Mon May 23, 2005 6:52 am
Doafan Katra Fa Toren SanzoGenjo Doafan Katra Fa Toren NowhereMan0012002 Katra Fa Toren ~Kendo-chan~ Kasumi: DEATH TO EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE!! DEATH TO ALL!!! except my sweet little sister heart Wait...Kasumi has a little sister?Ya...Ayane is her half-sister sweatdrop I knew that... but is she younger? It's hard to tell...they never DID give us either of thier ages... I think O.oI think Ayane may be a year younger. For some reason the American version of the game left out their ages. But in the Japanese version of the game, Kasumi is 17 and Ayane is 16. Really?! *expected them to be at least a little older* I always found that weird. How can you have someone's blood type and not thier age?They left it out I think becuase of the laws like Child Porn law thing because both of them were underage. That is what I read somewere I just cant remember were. Leave it to you to know the laws on child porn, Doafan. xd Ah, I'm jk!
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Posted: Mon May 23, 2005 12:26 pm
Gloglablyn It is true, many japanese paraphernalia, namely Anime, video games and Manga have pedaphilic undertones. It seems the Japanese audience likes their heroes young and good looking. I found this out by playing Metal Gear Solid: Substance again and saw how the new character examplified this. Does anyone have any input on this topic? Yeah, I've noticed that for a while now. That seems to make up most of anime, manga, etc. It's really odd. However, the things that make up the rest of anime make ***** seem like child's play! (Eh, get it?*nudge nudge*)
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Posted: Mon May 30, 2005 6:26 pm
Tina: if Zack is the only guy in this game i can get than why do i play hard to get?
Kasumi: well if Hayate thinks he is EIn i could....ooo this will be fun hehehehe... heart heart
Zack: I fell Pretty oh so pretty and...oh no i am not going to continue....
Brad Wong: Maybe i should try to remain sober for more than a hour
Cristie: Asassins Anonymous.... That might help....
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Posted: Mon May 30, 2005 7:08 pm
Ein: *with cape on* Dun dun dun duuun! I'm Su-per man! Ah ha ha ha ha ha!
Ryu: *hiding behind a rock three feet high in broad daylight* No one will ever find me here!
Lei Fang: *singing* My baloney has a first name, it's O-S-C-A-R...
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Posted: Tue May 31, 2005 12:23 pm
Any girl: "I can't fight dressed like this. Everyone will see my panties. Can't I wear some baggy pants and a turtleneck instead?"
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Posted: Tue May 31, 2005 4:26 pm
On the issue of not having Kasumi and Ayane's age, they didn't want to have underage sex symbols in America. In Japan, it's not a big deal at all. 20-year-olds can date 15-year-olds without reprecussion. And I think the blood-types are conected to personality types in Japan, kind of like horoscopes.
Also:
Ein: I know Kung Fu. Kasumi: No you don't brother you know Karate now for some reason, and before that you knew Mugen Tenshin style Ninjitsu. Ein: We have to save Morpheus. Kasumi: What the hell did DOATEC do to you? I heard you were paralyzed. Ein: I know Kung Fu. Kasumi: ...? I give up. Ein: I am the one.
Ayane: Sing a happy happy happy happy happy happy song. Sing a happy happy happy happy happy happy song.
Ayane: Chibi Chibi Chibi Chibi Chibi Chibi Chibi Chibi Chibi Chibi Chibi Chibi Chibi Chibi Chibi Chibi Chibi Chibi Chibi Chibi Chibi Chibi Chibi Chibi Chibi Chibi Chibi Chibi Chibi Chibi Chibi Chibi Chibi Chibi Chibi Chibi Chibi Chibi Chibi Chibi Chibi Chibi Chibi Chibi Chibi Chibi Chibi!
Kasumi: I need to get three more pop tabs and I have enough to get a go-kart! Yay! Ayane: What about your brother? Kasumi: Screw that, I'm getting a go-kart!
Tina: Now I'm going to contribute my money to society by funding a museum. Being a model and an actress was fun, but now it's time to be a serious lady and take responsibility.
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Posted: Tue May 31, 2005 5:35 pm
Jann-Lee: No one would ever guess that I use to be a girl. *giggles*
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Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2005 4:36 pm
Helena: Je suis francaise, mais je parle que de japonais tout de meme, c'est bizarre, n'est pas?
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Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2005 7:02 pm
Flippyman Helena: Je suis francaise, mais je parle que de japonais tout de meme, c'est bizarre, n'est pas? O.o Watashi wa furansugo o hanashimasen. Eigo de?
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Posted: Fri Jun 03, 2005 10:06 am
Katra Fa Toren Flippyman Helena: Je suis francaise, mais je parle que de japonais tout de meme, c'est bizarre, n'est pas? O.o Watashi wa furansugo o hanashimasen. Eigo de?demo, Helena San wa furansujin da, dakara, eigo ga dekinakute, furansugo ga hanasu.
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Posted: Fri Jun 03, 2005 3:26 pm
That gave me another idea. The following dialogue would never happen in DOA:
Tina: Ya'll gonna get yar a** kicked, folks. Hitomi: Ich bin die blitz. Lei fang: Nihao, woaini Jann-Lee Jann-Lee: WATAAAAAH!!! Leon: Mincia che cazzo e questo? Siamo qui per luttare o che? Bayman: Prietye, ya gabariu tolka pa russki. Christie: My god, how unsophisticated are your languages, and your accents. Helena: Je comprends pas un seul mot de ce que vous dites. Pourriez vous vous exprimer en Japonaise s'il vout plait? Kasume: Zen zen, wakaranai, nani ha hanashtadeshooo? Bass: Ok, I don't get no word from what ya saying? Can the first one I'm supposed to beat raise his or her hand, please?
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Posted: Fri Jun 03, 2005 7:48 pm
Flippyman Katra Fa Toren Flippyman Helena: Je suis francaise, mais je parle que de japonais tout de meme, c'est bizarre, n'est pas? O.o Watashi wa furansugo o hanashimasen. Eigo de?demo, Helena San wa furansujin da, dakara, eigo ga dekinakute, furansugo ga hanasu. Gah! Chotto wakarimasen! I'm only in first year Japanese sweatdrop
More things DOA Charries would never say:
Bass: Would you like to buy some Girl Scout cookies? 4laugh
Ayane: A brain? What's that?
Christie: You think I would've noticed the camera in my shower... (DOA 3)
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NowhereMan0012002 Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Jun 06, 2005 10:21 am
Zack: Hey....how's it goin Jann-Lee? wink heart
Bass: Everyone, I have an announcement!! tina and I...ARE GETTING MARRRIED!!! blaugh
Alright...my brain needs to rest... sweatdrop
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