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pandazlittleluvr

PostPosted: Sat Aug 19, 2006 8:57 pm


forever_existing
Yumi Yasha
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~scarred-and-diseased~
goodJinxie


Haha, same here.


OMG!!! DOES THAT MAKE ME A MURdERER>???

YOU SICK FREAK YOU KILLED KITTENS!!
-cries because he did too-
OO *kills herself becuase she's killed so many*

*laughs* i mean...oh no dammit i killed another one again!
(stares blankly because realizes that she killed all of her cats litters...) *thinks in her head* "hmmm no wonder she always has no kittens come out..wait but she was suppose to have 5 litters in the past 2 years... dude ive like killed way to many kittens" aww poor kittys *>.<*
PostPosted: Sun Aug 20, 2006 7:17 am


pandazlittleluvr
forever_existing
Yumi Yasha
Sam-034
~scarred-and-diseased~
goodJinxie


Haha, same here.


OMG!!! DOES THAT MAKE ME A MURdERER>???

YOU SICK FREAK YOU KILLED KITTENS!!
-cries because he did too-
OO *kills herself becuase she's killed so many*

*laughs* i mean...oh no dammit i killed another one again!
(stares blankly because realizes that she killed all of her cats litters...) *thinks in her head* "hmmm no wonder she always has no kittens come out..wait but she was suppose to have 5 litters in the past 2 years... dude ive like killed way to many kittens" aww poor kittys *>.<*

*pokes you* people ypu have to try and stop killing the kittens! omg what if this myth was true and there was a law on having to stop cause all the kittens in the world are dying! rofl he he okay i'll shut up now *poof*

Countess Yasmine


zeon23

PostPosted: Sat Jun 23, 2007 10:05 pm


Sam-034
~scarred-and-diseased~
goodJinxie
~scarred-and-diseased~
Saint Christafur
Masturbating kills cats dude!!!
O:


*apologizes to all children who's kitten's i've killed*


Haha, same here.


OMG!!! DOES THAT MAKE ME A MURdERER>???

YOU SICK FREAK YOU KILLED KITTENS!!
-cries because he did too-

that why my cat got hit by a car
PostPosted: Sat Jun 23, 2007 10:21 pm


not sure if anyone said this one or not, but having sex in water means you won't get pregnant

Sonia7


outcasted_one

PostPosted: Sat Jun 23, 2007 10:30 pm


Sonia7
not sure if anyone said this one or not, but having sex in water means you won't get pregnant
that totally sounds weird and i'd doubt water would kill sperm
PostPosted: Sun Jun 24, 2007 12:17 am


I know! it was the only myth I could think of that I actually remember lol.

Sonia7


icomeinpieces

PostPosted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 4:56 pm


maybe a hot tub but don't quote me on that lol
PostPosted: Wed Jul 11, 2007 3:24 am


this ones kinda gross

sposedly if you pour cola on a woman (you know where) after sex it kills the sperm and you dont get pregnant.

in theory it would actually kill the sperm but by the time they have finished having sex the sperm will already be out of reach.

x_pyro_pixie_x


~Red_Wolf06~

PostPosted: Thu Jul 12, 2007 8:35 am


Hmm..what would happen if you put Frezze Off on your nipples, or or like a guy c** shots in your eyes. That might burn...
PostPosted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 3:50 pm


coca cola = yeast infection= much discomfort = very bad

dragonfly131


dragonfly131

PostPosted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 3:59 pm


here is something i heared about, If a guy after using a condom with a female throws it a way the gilr can try and impregnate herself with what's in the condom unless they guy but hot sauce in it and then it kills the sperm and hurts the female like hell. I don't think this si so much a myth but that's crazy to think that girls would be going around doing that with used condoms and gross
PostPosted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 4:49 pm


that would be sick but if what i heard is right the moment sperm hits the air there life cycle is dramatically reduced

icomeinpieces


Arachnakid

PostPosted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 3:42 am


I have heard several crazy myths:

1.) Girl on top (gravity)
2.) Washing it out
3.) Using two condoms (actually less efective than using one)
4.) Taking it out before going off
5.) Going off on things, but not in them (lessens chance but not guaranteed to work)
6.) Putting a Spearmint lifesaver in before doing it and take it out afterwards (theoretically will kill sperm but OWIES!! gonk )
7.) Using a vaccum hose on things afterwards. eek
8.) Having sex with someone else afterwards *scratches head* I don't know what the logic is behind that. But hey, teenage boys will say anything to get layed.
PostPosted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 11:20 pm


i resent that last comment mad j/k

icomeinpieces


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PostPosted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 4:48 pm


icomeinpieces
that would be sick but if what i heard is right the moment sperm hits the air there life cycle is dramatically reduced

funny thats what I learned in health class
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