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The one about being "Men of our word" is great.

And
"Why is the rum ALWAYS gone?!"

-Elizabeth is seen-
"Hide the rum."

And getting credit for trying to read the Bible is awesome.

There were so many funny lines.

Will leaving just the picture of a key while taking the actual key was pretty evil. Made me laugh xd

And the part:
Will- "It was never a matter of winning or losing"
"Bootstrap" - "You just wanted to know where it was O_O"
or something. Some baby started crying so I couldn't hear well.

And in the first one
"He strapped a cannon(?) to Bootstraps' bootstraps....
-interrupted- haha, Bootstraps' bootstraps.
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I think most of my favorite lines have already been said, so I'll just put a couple down. Might be repeated, but the lines are just so entertaining. XD

Jack Sparrow: Where is it? Where's the thump-thump?
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Elizabeth: [After Will tells her to watch the chest whilst the 3 men are fighting] No!
((it's just the way she says it. XD))
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Lord Cutler Beckett: I'm listening.
[Elizabeth holds a gun to his face]
Lord Cutler Beckett: I'm listening intently.
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Gibbs: Lift it! Lift it like it were a lady's skirt!
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Jack Sparrow: You smell funny.
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Jack Sparrow: [sing-song] I've got a jar of dirt! I've got a jar of dirt! And guess what's inside it?
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Will Turner: What about Jack? I can't leave without him!
[sees Jack getting chased by cannibals]
Will Turner: Time to go!


Ok, that was more than a couple. But when I get going it's hard to shut me up. xd

Yar, I wish I had a jar of dirt...

That is a wonderful trick, except once again......

Me- No survivors? Then where do all the stories come from I wonder.

Me- But why is all the rum gone?

Me- Now bring me that horizon

Me- Savvy?

And there are many more but I can't be stuffed going into detail.

You are between me and my way out and now, you have no weapon.

Jack Sparrow: If you were waiting for the opportune moment, that was it.
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Jack Sparrow: [looking at all the swords] Who makes all these?
Will Turner: I do. And I practice with them three hours a day.
Jack Sparrow: You need to find yourself a girl mate. Or perhaps the reason you practice three hours a day is that you already found one, and are otherwise incapable of wooing said strumpet. You're not a eunuch are you?
Will Turner: I practice three hours a day, so when I meet a pirate, I can kill him.
Jack: Aaaaaaaaaaaah!
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Mr. Gibbs: Curse you for breathin' ya slack-jawed idiot. Mother's love. Jack. You should know better than to wake a man when he's sleepin'. Its bad luck.
Jack Sparrow: Fortunately, I know how to counter it; the man who did the waking buys the man who was sleeping a drink; the man who was sleeping drinks it while listening to a proposition from the man who did the waking.
Mr. Gibbs: Aye, that'll about do it.
[Will throws more water on Mr. Gibbs]
Mr. Gibbs: BLAST I'M ALREADY AWAKE!
Will Turner: ...That was for the smell.
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Norrington: --And I half expected it to be made of wood. You are without doubt the worst pirate I've ever heard of.
Jack Sparrow: But you have heard of me.
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Jack Sparrow: Do us a favor... I know it's difficult for you... but please, stay here, and try not to do anything... stupid.
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Barbossa: So you expect to leave me standing on some beach with not but a name and your word it's the one I need and watch you sail away on my ship?
Jack Sparrow: No. I expect to leave you standing on some beach with absolutely no name at all, watching me sail away on my ship and then I'll shout the name back to you. Savvy?
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Jack Sparrow: Stop blowing holes in my ship!
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Jack Sparrow: Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid.
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Lol...Again. I hope I'm not repeating any of these...If so I'll delete them, because I'm taking up a lot of them...

Elizabeth: Whose side is Jack on?
Will Turner: At the moment?
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Will Turner: This is either madness... or brilliance.
Jack Sparrow: It's remarkable how often those two traits coincide.
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Jack Sparrow: [Imitating Elizabeth] "It must have been terrible for you, Jack! Must have been terrible!" Well, it bloody is now!!!
[Seeing Norrington's ship off shore]
Jack Sparrow: ...There'll be no living with her after this.
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Jack Sparrow: [Wakes up and sees Elizabeth burning the rum] No! Not good! Stop! Not good! What are you doing? You burned all the food, the shade... the rum!
Elizabeth: Yes, the rum is gone.
Jack Sparrow: Why is the rum gone?
Elizabeth: One: because it is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels. Two: that signal is over a thousand feet high. The entire royal navy is out looking for me, do you think there is even the slightest chance they wont see it?
Jack Sparrow: But why is the rum gone?
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Barbossa: I want 50 per cent of ye plunder.
Jack Sparrow: 15.
Barbossa: 40.
Jack Sparrow: 25.
Barbossa: [considering]
Jack Sparrow: And I'll buy you the hat. A really BIG one... Commodore.
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Jack Sparrow: Parleley, parlelellyleloooo, par le nee, partner, par... snip, parsley...
Ragetti: Parley?
Jack Sparrow: That's the one. Parley. Parley.
Pintel: Parley? Damn to the depths whatever man what thought of "Parley".
Jack Sparrow: That would be the French.
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Jack Sparrow: ...and then they made me their chief.
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Lol that's all I've got

Jack - [angrily] Now find me that monkey, I want to shoot something! ><