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 Posted: Fri Jul 01, 2005 3:22 pm
The Phantom: I FEEL PRETTY O SO PRETTY!!!
Christine: errrr...are you an angel?
Phantom:yes...
Christine: YOUR A LIER!!! YOUR A TOASTER THAT'S ALL YOU'LL EVER BE A TOASTER!!1 I HAVE NO KIWIS!!
Phantom:.....*starts to tp dance* loook at my cape! it's all swishy!!
Romeo: Juiet...maybe we should take it slow....
Puck: uwww twead
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Posted: Fri Jul 01, 2005 5:19 pm
Shocks_dumb_cohort The Phantom: I FEEL PRETTY O SO PRETTY!!! Christine: errrr...are you an angel? Phantom:yes... Christine: YOUR A LIER!!! YOUR A TOASTER THAT'S ALL YOU'LL EVER BE A TOASTER!!1 I HAVE NO KIWIS!! Phantom:.....*starts to tp dance* loook at my cape! it's all swishy!! Romeo: Juiet...maybe we should take it slow.... Puck: uwww twead LOL! That one about the Phantom was very random! I love it! rofl
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Posted: Fri Jul 01, 2005 5:35 pm
MadameJavert Shocks_dumb_cohort The Phantom: I FEEL PRETTY O SO PRETTY!!! Christine: errrr...are you an angel? Phantom:yes... Christine: YOUR A LIER!!! YOUR A TOASTER THAT'S ALL YOU'LL EVER BE A TOASTER!!1 I HAVE NO KIWIS!! Phantom:.....*starts to tp dance* loook at my cape! it's all swishy!! Romeo: Juiet...maybe we should take it slow.... Puck: uwww twead LOL! That one about the Phantom was very random! I love it! rofl thanks rofl
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Posted: Fri Jul 01, 2005 7:01 pm
Hedwig (Hedwig and the Angry Inch): Yitzhak, I'm giving up on stalking Tommy across America. You and I can share wigs and I'll be a nice little housewife and we can live in the suburbs and adopt some children and raise them as good Catholic children and never let them listen to rock and roll.
Yitzhak: That's a wonderful idea Miss Hedwig! Only you can keep the wigs because I'm going to take the bar exam and become a lawyer. I love you!
Helena (Midsummer Nights Dream): *when she meets Lysander after he has taken the love potion* Well of course I'll marry you! We can make sweet love behind the bushes because I knows you loved me!
Demetrius: Helena! My love!
Helena: Lysander baby, do you mind sharing?
Lysander: Not at all.
Hermia: But what about me?
Puck: Hey baby
Hermia: Wait! You're a fairy. That's so hot! whee
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Posted: Sun Jul 03, 2005 12:22 am
Georg (via Sound of Music): Sure Rolf, I would love to join the Nazi forces. While your at it, take my sons too. Oh, hell, I'll throw in Lesiel too.
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Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2005 7:27 am
Ophelia (after Hamlet breaks up with her): Oh geez, I need to go do my hair...and my make up....
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Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2005 5:08 pm
Juliet (after Romeo has killed himself): Oh great. Why does this always happen to me. Oh well, he wasn't that great anyway.
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Posted: Sat Jul 09, 2005 6:47 am
The narater, Romeo and Juliet (at the end): and Juliet woke up and it was allll a dream...silly girl..
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Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 6:24 pm
Bianca (Taming of the Shrew): My god! I'm so pissed! scream I COULD JUST KILL SOMEONE RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! scream
Schwartz (Putnam Spelling Bee): SHUT UP DADS!!!!! You are putting so much pressure on me that I lost my signature lisp!
Sally (Reefer Madness): OH MY GOODNESS! WHERE'S MY BABY?! *sob* I'm a bad mother...
Lecturer (Reefer Madness): Let me tell you about getting high off of marijuana...It's...wonderful....just....magical....beautiful...so...magical...Excuse me for a second *runs outside and smokes some marijuana* I'M READY GOAT GOD! DO AS YOU PLEASE! WHOOOOO!
Angel (Rent): *to Collins* I NEVER WANT TO SEE YOU AGAIN!
Collins: WELL MAYBE I SHOULD JUST GO BACK TO TEACHING IDIOTS AND DUMP YOU! THE IDIOTS WHO ONLY WATCH TV AT MIT HAPPEN TO BE SMARTER THAN YOU!!!!!!!!!!!
Maureen: Guys! Stop! Arguing with your lover is the worst thing you can do.
Johanne: You guys don't see us fighting. Right honeybear?
Maureen: right! *kiss*
Mark (Rent): crying I miss Maureen crying
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Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 9:30 pm
Freddy(Dirty Rotten Scoundrels)- Christine, I love you for who you are, not because you don't have money.
Charity Hope Valentine(Sweet Charity)- Godammit nothing goes my way, I may as well crawl under a rock and die
Velma(Chicago)-Oh Roxie, don't worry you can have my trial date and I will sit here and rot in jail while you go out and make thousands of dollars.
Announcer Voice at the beginning of each show- Please turn on your cell phones and beepers PDA's and feel free to bring Bar-B-Q ribs and casseroles into the theatre.
Seems like i have a lack of humour...beter not do this again.
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Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2005 10:13 am
Riff raff (Rocky horror picture show): you know magneta maybe we shouldn't copulate with our elbows
Magneta:.....
Riff Raff: i'm just not comfortable anymore people will think it's incest
Mageneta:....
Riff Raff: ok just one more...
(does the Transilvanian elbow sign)
Magneta sad orgasmic sound)
Riff Raff: i feel so....dirty
Magneta: (lights cig.) elbow f***s are so much fun
Janet(RHPS): you know Brad that Dr Frank is super delish...
Brad: i know Jantet
Janet: Dammit Brad!
Brad: i'm sorry Janet...
Janet: was he better than me....
Seamus(the shadow of a gunman): UP THE ENGLISH! LONG LIVE IRELAND! GOD IS DOG!
Davoren: i really love you seamus...
(looks)
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Posted: Sun Jul 31, 2005 2:43 pm
More from Les Miserables! 4laugh
Grantaire: "No, I don't drink."
Gavroche: "I miss my parents! crying "
..they aren't very funny...but I was bored! xd
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Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2005 7:36 pm
Sorry if this is too long, or if it offends anyone. sad
Annie:
Annie - "Golly, Mr. Warbucks, I sure am glad you adopted me before Michael Jackson did."
Annie Get Your Gun:
Annie - "Guns are far too crude for a lady, Mister... Frank? Was it? Feel free to return to padding your ego, my good ignoramus, my Shakespeare is waiting for me. Farewell."
Avenue Q:
Trekkie - "Eww, porn. I feel so wrong. I must go to confession."
Beauty and the Beast:
Gaston- "Hey Belle, is Mrs. Potts single?"
Chicago:
Mr. Hart - "Hey Velma, I'm sick of Roxie. How about you, me, and Mama Morton's handcuffs?"
Cinderella:
Prince Christopher - "Ooh, nice glass slippers! Can I try 'em on?"
Evita:
Eva - (sung) "Up yours, from me, Argentina. The truth is, I wholly screwed you. Thanks for the cash, folks, travel and outfits. I slept my way here; learned from my mother..."
Guys and Dolls:
Nathan - "Adelaide, I love you. Marry me now!"
Adelaide - "... nah, I'm over it. Have a nice life, bye."
Jesus Christ Superstar:
Mary Magdalene - "I am TOO a virgin!"
Joseph:
Jacob - "Ah, get lost, Joseph."
King and I:
Anna - "You're right, King. I am too outspoken. Please teach our English mama's boys how to be real men!"
Les Miserables:
Javert - "Valjean, will you marry me? I'm the law; I can make it okay."
Oliver!:
Fagin - "Theft is wrong, children. Theft is wrong."
Oliver - "What are you? A wuss?"
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Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2005 2:08 pm
Rhiannon_Larae Les Miserables: Javert - "Valjean, will you marry me? I'm the law; I can make it okay."
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Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2005 8:27 pm
MadameJavert Rhiannon_Larae Les Miserables: Javert - "Valjean, will you marry me? I'm the law; I can make it okay." I wrote that one with you in mind. 3nodding
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