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 Posted: Sun May 01, 2005 4:13 pm
Wolfey Fireborn Why don't blind men skydive?
Because it scares the hell out of his seeing-eye dog! xd Omigosh! LOL! :O My joke for the day which is awfully delayed... A fellow with a bad cough comes in to the pharmacy, walks up to the counter and asks for the pharmacist. A young clerk tells him that the pharmacist is not available. The man asks the young clerk if he can recommend anything for his cough. The clerk gives him a bottle of some medicine for his cough. The customer takes a big swig, then after a few minutes, with no apparent relief, he takes another, and another. In a short while, the pharmacist returns, and sees his old friend, the customer with the cough, sitting quietly in a booth near the soda fountain. He says to his clerk that the fellow has never before stopped at the soda fountain. The clerk proudly tells the pharmacist the story of his transaction. The pharmacist looks at the recommended medication and angrily reprimands the clerk for recommending a laxative, instead of cough syrup. The clerk reminds the pharmacist the whatever the mode, the medication was effective. The pharmacist replies, "Now, he's afraid to cough!"
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Posted: Sun May 01, 2005 4:15 pm
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Posted: Tue May 03, 2005 3:02 am
Two Jokes for the day! 3nodding
A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup to come ouf of the jar. During her struggle, the phone rang, so she asked her 4-year old daughter to answer the phone. "It's the minister, Mommy,' the child said to her mother. Then she added, "Mommy can't come to the phone to talk to you right now. She's hitting the bottle."
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What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? Pregnant! eek
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Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2005 3:28 pm
Finally I got some new good jokes! Check the frontt page!
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Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2005 1:06 am
Good ones Wolfey! razz I'll find some laterr tonight to post biggrin
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Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2005 1:11 am
madamfluff Joke for the day! A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work drink with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him. The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward her (as all men will). Before she could offer her apologies for so rudely staring, he leaned over and whispered to her,"I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how strange, for $20.00......on one condition." (There are always conditions) Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was. The man replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words." (Controlling huh?) The woman considered his proposition for a moment, and then slowly removed a $20 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the man's hand along with her address. She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly and meaningfully said..."Clean my house." xp Good joke, I heard the same one but with a beautiful girl and a man at the bar. She says that she will do anything he wants for the money but has to say it in only three words. He answers, "paint my house".
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Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2005 5:10 am
Here have an 11 page thread of more jokes: http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=8248677&bt=1118301334&start=0And in the mean time you can laugh at the thoguht of this a**-hole (username not supplied) who made the most sexist joke ever. He posted, "There are no real girls on the internet. After all it'll take them another 20 years to figure out how to use a computer." stressed All I have to say is: Idiot.... I'm better with computers than my friends, my friends parents, and my teachers. I've been helping my teachers with computers since I was in kindergarden. Okay, now that that's out of my system-I'm calm now.
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Posted: Fri Jun 10, 2005 12:03 am
caitlin_neko Here have an 11 page thread of more jokes: http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=8248677&bt=1118301334&start=0And in the mean time you can laugh at the thoguht of this a**-hole (username not supplied) who made the most sexist joke ever. He posted, "There are no real girls on the internet. After all it'll take them another 20 years to figure out how to use a computer." stressed All I have to say is: Idiot.... I'm better with computers than my friends, my friends parents, and my teachers. I've been helping my teachers with computers since I was in kindergarden. Okay, now that that's out of my system-I'm calm now. I think he is accounting for all the guys that pretend to be girls on the MMORPGS sweatdrop Girls get treated better than boys and not as aggressively...so it's a defense mechanism that they abuse!
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Posted: Fri Jun 10, 2005 12:17 am
ROTF@a** study heart That's really clever
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Posted: Fri Jun 10, 2005 4:17 am
madamfluff caitlin_neko Here have an 11 page thread of more jokes: http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=8248677&bt=1118301334&start=0And in the mean time you can laugh at the thoguht of this a**-hole (username not supplied) who made the most sexist joke ever. He posted, "There are no real girls on the internet. After all it'll take them another 20 years to figure out how to use a computer." stressed All I have to say is: Idiot.... I'm better with computers than my friends, my friends parents, and my teachers. I've been helping my teachers with computers since I was in kindergarden. Okay, now that that's out of my system-I'm calm now. I think he is accounting for all the guys that pretend to be girls on the MMORPGS sweatdrop Girls get treated better than boys and not as aggressively...so it's a defense mechanism that they abuse! I don't know, but he was still saying that girls don't know how to use computers at all. It was sexist which is what dot me annoyed. But I'm calm now sweatdrop
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Posted: Fri Jun 10, 2005 5:27 am
caitlin_neko madamfluff caitlin_neko Here have an 11 page thread of more jokes: http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=8248677&bt=1118301334&start=0And in the mean time you can laugh at the thoguht of this a**-hole (username not supplied) who made the most sexist joke ever. He posted, "There are no real girls on the internet. After all it'll take them another 20 years to figure out how to use a computer." stressed All I have to say is: Idiot.... I'm better with computers than my friends, my friends parents, and my teachers. I've been helping my teachers with computers since I was in kindergarden. Okay, now that that's out of my system-I'm calm now. I think he is accounting for all the guys that pretend to be girls on the MMORPGS sweatdrop Girls get treated better than boys and not as aggressively...so it's a defense mechanism that they abuse! I don't know, but he was still saying that girls don't know how to use computers at all. It was sexist which is what dot me annoyed. But I'm calm now sweatdrop Yeah...but it's often just to let those with small penises to play by themselves as they don't know how to play nicely or fairly 3nodding They do it just to make themselves feel better...more manly...quite sad really rolleyes
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Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 12:32 pm
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Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 1:32 pm
bubba billy ray madamfluff Joke for the day! A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work drink with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him. The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward her (as all men will). Before she could offer her apologies for so rudely staring, he leaned over and whispered to her,"I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how strange, for $20.00......on one condition." (There are always conditions) Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was. The man replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words." (Controlling huh?) The woman considered his proposition for a moment, and then slowly removed a $20 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the man's hand along with her address. She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly and meaningfully said..."Clean my house." xp Good joke, I heard the same one but with a beautiful girl and a man at the bar. She says that she will do anything he wants for the money but has to say it in only three words. He answers, "paint my house".
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Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 6:55 pm
.~.Lady_Aji.~. bubba billy ray madamfluff Joke for the day! A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work drink with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him. The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward her (as all men will). Before she could offer her apologies for so rudely staring, he leaned over and whispered to her,"I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how strange, for $20.00......on one condition." (There are always conditions) Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was. The man replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words." (Controlling huh?) The woman considered his proposition for a moment, and then slowly removed a $20 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the man's hand along with her address. She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly and meaningfully said..."Clean my house." xp Good joke, I heard the same one but with a beautiful girl and a man at the bar. She says that she will do anything he wants for the money but has to say it in only three words. He answers, "paint my house". yeah, that one is great! rofl
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Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2005 1:48 am
Wolfey Fireborn One Sunday morning, the minister noticed little Alex standing in the foyer of the church staring up at a large plaque. It was covered with names with small American flags mounted on either side of it.
The seven year old had been staring at the plaque for some time, so the minister walked up, stood beside the little boy, and said quietly,
"Good morning, Alex."
"Good morning sir," he replied, still focused on the plaque.
"Sir, what is this?" he asked the minister.
The minister said, "Well, son, it's a memorial to all the young men and women who died in the service."
Soberly, they just stood together, staring at the large plaque. Finally, little Alex's voice, barely audible and trembling with fear, asked,
"Which service, the 9:45 or the 11:15?"
~gasps~ That's horrible! surprised LOL!
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