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 Posted: Fri Jun 30, 2006 2:01 pm
This isn't great but I made a little something right here 
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Posted: Fri Jun 30, 2006 2:24 pm
Thatisonesexypanda! This isn't great but I made a little something right here
I havn't got an idol of the holy spork myself crying . This icon is worthy of Mr Whisk himself! In the name of all Sporkism, and all that is sacred to our LORD Spork, bow down to the holy trinity! Be purged of all your sins and feel the Wrath of the Spork pierce your very soul! FEEL IT!! Feel it empower you and enlighten your darkest hours!
*drops onto the floor submissivly*
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Posted: Fri Jun 30, 2006 5:12 pm
Muaethia Thatisonesexypanda! This isn't great but I made a little something right here
I havn't got an idol of the holy spork myself crying . This icon is worthy of Mr Whisk himself! In the name of all Sporkism, and all that is sacred to our LORD Spork, bow down to the holy trinity! Be purged of all your sins and feel the Wrath of the Spork pierce your very soul! FEEL IT!! Feel it empower you and enlighten your darkest hours!
*drops onto the floor submissivly*Ahmen!
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Posted: Sat Jul 01, 2006 3:22 am
Thatisonesexypanda! Lethkhar Well, I was thinking of a character that was a bit more original...Y'know, Ferris wasn't created by us. Now, Muaethia's got something there. Perhaps we could add something about the perfect balance of cheese and crackers, sort of like a Yin and Yang type thing? And surely we must consider the Iron Chef our version of the Pope? *pssst* his name is Darth Chef (You were talking about south park right?) No, the Iron Chef from the cooking channel (I don't think that show exists anymore). Basically, they had a competition for the best chef, and they had a bunch of celebrity judges to judge the food and score them. Then the Iron Chef (the winner) would have to continually defend his/her title. Basically, the Iron Chef is supposed to be the best cook in the world. Darth Chef can be Jesus. xd
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Posted: Sun Jul 02, 2006 2:11 am
Lethkhar Thatisonesexypanda! Lethkhar Well, I was thinking of a character that was a bit more original...Y'know, Ferris wasn't created by us. Now, Muaethia's got something there. Perhaps we could add something about the perfect balance of cheese and crackers, sort of like a Yin and Yang type thing? And surely we must consider the Iron Chef our version of the Pope? *pssst* his name is Darth Chef (You were talking about south park right?) No, the Iron Chef from the cooking channel (I don't think that show exists anymore). Basically, they had a competition for the best chef, and they had a bunch of celebrity judges to judge the food and score them. Then the Iron Chef (the winner) would have to continually defend his/her title. Basically, the Iron Chef is supposed to be the best cook in the world. Darth Chef can be Jesus. xd
The Darth Chef if Jesus, but jesus is only a prophet (like in Islam). There are 5 prophets. The Dark Chef, despite his name sounding as if he has authority over the cutlery system of worship, has no more power than the elite number 1, Mr Whisk himself. You can choose which prophet you worship (just like Hinduism), as they are all parts of the one-God Spork. The other prophets are called Ms. Cheese Great-er, Iron Chef, and L.Mon Skweezer. My second choise of Deity, after Mr Whisk, obviously, is L.Mon Skweezer. mrgreen
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Posted: Sun Jul 02, 2006 10:30 am
It is slightly off topic, but the Magical Pink Unicorn owes thier existance as a reference for debate and such to Roman Holiday, and Firesofstupidity.
I just want to make certain everyone knows that. The two worked together and put together the idea in a very organized way that was a first for internet forums.
Why create a new one? There are already so many that exist to mock real religion. Let them have what they have. Until then we can celebrate holidays for what they were originally intended for.
We will celebrate Christmas as the Winter Festival it used to be, and Easter as the Spring Time Festival it used to be.
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Posted: Sun Jul 02, 2006 2:11 pm
Sanguvixen
Why create a new one? There are already so many that exist to mock real religion. Let them have what they have. Until then we can celebrate holidays for what they were originally intended for.
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Unless you convert. Then your blasphemy will be forgiven. mrgreen
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Posted: Sun Jul 02, 2006 3:26 pm
Muaethia Sanguvixen
Why create a new one? There are already so many that exist to mock real religion. Let them have what they have. Until then we can celebrate holidays for what they were originally intended for.
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Unless you convert. Then your blasphemy will be forgiven. mrgreen I like the Hypothetical Religion of the Spoon better. I used(created it off of the top of my head too) that to try to get through the head of a zealot. The funny thing is that it actually worked.
In the hypothetical religion of the Spoon, the holy diety is a spoon, and it's followers must go to pools of water and dance around in only thier shorts singing a nonsense mantra about the wonders of how the Sponge and the Holy Spoon named Bob conspired together to create the universe. I can't remember the whole thing, but it has the Zealot laughing. It was good that he had a sense of humor. The best part is that he stopped being a zealot...so that was nice.
The real reason the false parody religions such as the Flying Noodle Monster, and the Magical Pink Unicorn, and the Spork exist are to aid in debate with theists and such. Using it allows for us to connect with zealots in a way that is otherwise impossible. It helps them understand our point of view.
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Posted: Mon Jul 03, 2006 12:17 am
Sanguvixen It is slightly off topic, but the Magical Pink Unicorn owes thier existance as a reference for debate and such to Roman Holiday, and Firesofstupidity.
I just want to make certain everyone knows that. The two worked together and put together the idea in a very organized way that was a first for internet forums.
Why create a new one? There are already so many that exist to mock real religion. Let them have what they have. Until then we can celebrate holidays for what they were originally intended for.
We will celebrate Christmas as the Winter Festival it used to be, and Easter as the Spring Time Festival it used to be. Pink Unicorn. Sheer genius. "Our religion is like any other in that it is based on both logic and faith. It is based on logic because we know they're invisible because we can't see them. It is based on faith because we are faithful and trust that they are pink, even if we can't see them." (Or something like that)
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Posted: Mon Jul 03, 2006 1:02 am
Lethkhar Sanguvixen It is slightly off topic, but the Magical Pink Unicorn owes thier existance as a reference for debate and such to Roman Holiday, and Firesofstupidity.
I just want to make certain everyone knows that. The two worked together and put together the idea in a very organized way that was a first for internet forums.
Why create a new one? There are already so many that exist to mock real religion. Let them have what they have. Until then we can celebrate holidays for what they were originally intended for.
We will celebrate Christmas as the Winter Festival it used to be, and Easter as the Spring Time Festival it used to be. Pink Unicorn. Sheer genius. "Our religion is like any other in that it is based on both logic and faith. It is based on logic because we know they're invisible because we can't see them. It is based on faith because we are faithful and trust that they are pink, even if we can't see them." (Or something like that) I would completly worship that. I belive in the Invisible Pink Unicorn!! Spread the joy that is the Unicorn!! =D Or die by it's horn of Punishment for nonbelif..
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Posted: Mon Jul 03, 2006 3:12 am
Sanguvixen Muaethia Sanguvixen
Why create a new one? There are already so many that exist to mock real religion. Let them have what they have. Until then we can celebrate holidays for what they were originally intended for.
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Unless you convert. Then your blasphemy will be forgiven. mrgreen I like the Hypothetical Religion of the Spoon better. I used(created it off of the top of my head too) that to try to get through the head of a zealot. The funny thing is that it actually worked.
In the hypothetical religion of the Spoon, the holy diety is a spoon, and it's followers must go to pools of water and dance around in only thier shorts singing a nonsense mantra about the wonders of how the Sponge and the Holy Spoon named Bob conspired together to create the universe. I can't remember the whole thing, but it has the Zealot laughing. It was good that he had a sense of humor. The best part is that he stopped being a zealot...so that was nice.
The real reason the false parody religions such as the Flying Noodle Monster, and the Magical Pink Unicorn, and the Spork exist are to aid in debate with theists and such. Using it allows for us to connect with zealots in a way that is otherwise impossible. It helps them understand our point of view.
The idea of dancing around topless in pools of water appeals to me. We'll steal that off your religion, like everyone steals from other religions 3nodding
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Posted: Wed Jul 12, 2006 2:41 am
Cult of the Lord Dark Mousy!!!  Obey His sexyness!!! This guy is our devil, don't be tempted by his sway moves!  or else... DOOM!!! 
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Posted: Wed Jul 12, 2006 4:58 am
Big_Ass_Guitar_Gun This guy is our devil, don't be tempted by his sway moves! Sexy. xd
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Posted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 6:20 pm
Muaethia Sanguvixen Muaethia Sanguvixen
Why create a new one? There are already so many that exist to mock real religion. Let them have what they have. Until then we can celebrate holidays for what they were originally intended for.
mad
Unless you convert. Then your blasphemy will be forgiven. mrgreen I like the Hypothetical Religion of the Spoon better. I used(created it off of the top of my head too) that to try to get through the head of a zealot. The funny thing is that it actually worked.
In the hypothetical religion of the Spoon, the holy diety is a spoon, and it's followers must go to pools of water and dance around in only thier shorts singing a nonsense mantra about the wonders of how the Sponge and the Holy Spoon named Bob conspired together to create the universe. I can't remember the whole thing, but it has the Zealot laughing. It was good that he had a sense of humor. The best part is that he stopped being a zealot...so that was nice.
The real reason the false parody religions such as the Flying Noodle Monster, and the Magical Pink Unicorn, and the Spork exist are to aid in debate with theists and such. Using it allows for us to connect with zealots in a way that is otherwise impossible. It helps them understand our point of view.
The idea of dancing around topless in pools of water appeals to me. We'll steal that off your religion, like everyone steals from other religions 3nodding Well here is a lesson for you all. There is a reason many people choose to be ignorent. Apparantly Ingorance is both bliss, and very fun.
I on the other hand...prefer to be non-ignorent and well informed(if not a tad bit more serious).
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Posted: Fri Jul 14, 2006 8:26 am
c a u s t i c
You young silly fools who don't remember our old joke!
Creating joke religions is always going to be offensive to someone. It's supposed to be a serious thing that matters to people. But I never really understood why it should be so sacred and untouchable by humor. I think of it like political cartoons. Even when I was younger and Christian, some friends and I would make it through gym class or where ever else we were bored by coming up with elaborate religious things. We had one about muffins. 3nodding
And then more recently in high school, a guy (gay male friend which makes this even more amusing) and I were both god and we would smite people in english class. Some very very stupid and bad dressing people in our english class. o.x We had the machine gun of holy love and the cattle prod of joy, etc, with which to spread God's glory. 3nodding And everyone else had "Not-god" numbers instead of names.
I like Muaethia's trinity. xD
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