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 Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2005 1:53 pm
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Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2005 2:04 pm
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Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2005 2:05 pm
Anakin do me from behind
-Padme
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Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2005 2:11 pm
(cant resist)
Why am I the only black jedi on the jedi council? If yall are black, then you got a bone in your head! Why don't you throw some cotton on the ground and let me practice, massa Yoda!
-mace windu
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Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2005 2:27 pm
((while we're not resisting stuff))
Mace: Now describe what Anakin Skywalker looks like!
Palpatine: Well he's ...he's... blonde --
Mace: -- go on!
Palpatine: ...and he's...he's...tall --
Mace: -- does he look like a Sith?!
Palpatine: What?
Mace: Does-he-look-like-a-Sith?!
Palpatine: No.
Mace: Then why did you try to turn 'im like a Sith?!
((I hope the arresting scene in Ep III turns out like this whee ))
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Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2005 2:40 pm
I support the National Association for the Advancement of Colored Jedi.
-Jango Fett
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Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2005 3:19 pm
my lightsaber is broken so i will make the sounds VOOM VOOM CLISH CLISH
-Anakin
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Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2005 4:14 pm
GOD DAMN!! ******** POLITICS!!! I HATE DEMOCRACY!!!!
-Leia Organa
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Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2005 7:13 pm
Ani, I was only kidding with the living a lie crap. SHAG ME!!!
-Padme
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Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2005 7:23 pm
Anakin: (turns to Obi) Master, I have a confession.
Obi: ...What is it?
Anakin: I... I got married, and... I did some stuff...
Obi:... ... ... stuff?
Anakin: crying But, Padme forced me to master! I only have feelings for you!
Obi: scream gonk No! (runs away)
Anakin: Master! crying
Now we all know why he went to the dark side, Obi avoided him too much from that moment on. xd
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Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2005 7:25 pm
I suck at holochess. I have to cheat, even to beat a wookie.
-R2
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Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2005 8:53 pm
Yoda: Trust in the force you must... (clears throat, and says in a british accent) I say. Talking like this sure does ruin the vocal cords. I'm off for a spot of tea. (jumps off Luke's back and wobbles away)
Luke: eek
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Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2005 9:48 pm
Daddy! All I want is to be loved!!! *Runs up and hugs Vader*
-Luke
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Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2005 10:38 pm
Yoda: Talk like this, why only i have to? talk like this, yaddle does not!
Yaddle: shut the hell up beatch.
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Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2005 11:22 pm
Cale Darksun To whom it may concern:
After seeing what I have done to the universe, I have decided to leave it. I have brought nothing but pain and suffering to all those I love and care about. I am a coward, a fool and a bumbler, and I have let one of the most evil men in history rise to power. I am truly sorry I have ever entered this world. Annie, Obi wan, Your highness, I bid you fare well. I do not make this choice lightly but it is the only option that would benefit the galaxy. I will take my own life, using the ancient suicide ritual of my people, of choking to death on my own tongue. ashes to ashes and dust to dust. Goodbye everyone. and may the force be with you.
Sincerly
Jared Jaranus Binks esq
P.S. yes, I do speak perfect basic. I have tragically been a life long sufferer of a bozarre speach inpediment. I just wanted to clear that up.-Note found on the scene of Jar Jar Binks' suicide that would be the best thing that could ever happen, imagine if it actually happened in Ep 3 (I know it doesn't)
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