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 Posted: Tue Jul 04, 2006 1:51 pm
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Posted: Tue Jul 04, 2006 2:40 pm
Like I said before I'm not that good at making skits,but I consider myself ok at making ideas for skits(just not putting them together).....ok heres one:
Tenten has been too busy for Neji lately and that starts to worry Neji. So he goes around asking people for whats up with Tenten. But Tenten has made the whole village swear not to tell him. So then he starts to "secretly" following Tenten around, but fails to find out anything. He finaly gives up thinking she has found some one else. The next day he is walking up to the Hyuga Componds and enters the front door, only to find a huge party set up for him by the one,the only Tenten(she was setting up his Birthday Party that whole time xd )
Tell me what you think,I will take any critisicim (sorry for spelling that wrong) or compliments 3nodding
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Posted: Tue Jul 04, 2006 4:38 pm
Iia XD
Sasuke: *glaring at Neji*
Neji: *glaring at Sasuke-kun*
*right out of hearing range*
Sakura: So the plan?
Tenten: Right. I'll go all lovey-dovey for Sasuke, you for Neji, and then...
Sakura: >> They'll get jealous and LOVE US!
Tenten: YES!
*back*
Sasuke: No, you suck.
Neji: No, YOU suck.
Sasuke: No, YOU suck!
Tenten: Shut up!
Sakura: C'mon, Neji-kun, we're going home.
Sasuke: o.o *twitch* "Neji-kun? ...Sunce when does she call him that?!"
Tenten: Bye Sakura! ^___^ Let's go Sasuke-kun!
Neji: O_o "Sasuke-kun?! WHAT THE F**K?!"
*days later*
Sakura: Neji-kun! <3333333333
Sasuke: O___________________________________x Must.....kill......NEJI!
Tenten: Sasuke-kun! <333333333333
Neji: x____________________________________O Sasuke....must......DIE!
*the next day*
Sakura: Bye, Neji-kun! Hey, Sasuke-kun, what's u-?!
Sasuke: *throws her over his shoulders*
Tenten: See ya later, Sasuke-ku-OOF!
Neji: *pulls her super close, and glares at Sasuke*
Sasuke and Neji: STAY AWAY FROM MY GIRL!!!!!!! scream
Sakura & Tenten: *look at each other* "It worked!"
Sakura: *thumbs up*
Tenten: Hehehe. <3
Neji: Hey that wasn't funny! We were just about to kill each other over u both!
Sasuke: Yeah. Doing that- Not cool.
Tenten & Sakura: *blushes* well u both look cute when ur mad.
Neji & Sasuke: Still-...we do? *they think to themselves I might make that of use to me. hehe*
Neji: We do? so how mad were we?
Tenten: *thinks* ....well...um...like when u were fighting Hinata? hehehe...
Sasuke: ...er hem!...what about me Sakura?
Sakura: like when u were fighting dosu in the forest? hehehe....
Neji: I don't believe u.
Tenten: skip the subject! how about a double date to the Ichiraru Ramen store? My treat. *thinks: why did i say that. gonk *
*at the ramen shop*
Naruto: Ramen!!!
Hinata: um Naruto, it's just ramen.
Naruto: Ramen!!! I don't if it's just ramen! I'm going to eat it! Ramen!!
*Neji, Sasuke, Tenten and Sakura walk down hearing Naruto's voice*
Naruto: Ramen!!! Ramen!!! um Hinata...care to join me?
Hinata: *blushes*
Sakura: crap they're here.
Neji: Look at them all weird and all.
Sasuke: yeah. but do u think that our dates are weird.
Neji: no. do u?
Sasuke: no. but until the incedent today.
Neji: true.
Tenten: Were here!!
Neji & Sasuke: We know!!
Tenten: srry!
*naruto looks back talking w/ ramen in his mouth*
Naruto: Hey u guys me and hinata here are just having a good time together. Isn't that right hinata?
Hinata: I...I guess so.
Neji: Lets ignore him and just sit down.
Naruto: Hey!
Sasuke: put a sock in it Naruto.
*they sit down and talk*
Neji: Haha!! remember the time where Tenten gave me that stuff and almost died? I wanted to choke her.
Tenten: and waht does that mean?
Neji: Umm.. nothin.... umm... umm...
Tenten: come her young man! right now!
Sasuke: ... anyway.. remember when sakura was annoying?
Naruto: Yeah! she looked stupid.
Sakura: What!!?! Why u get over here!! you two!!
Hinata: haha.
Naruto: Hinata help me!!
Hinata: no.
Naruto: Hinata!!
Sakura & Tenten: ready? Yeah.
*starts to beat them up*
Neji: oh why i hate memories. gonk
<<<>>>
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Posted: Wed Jul 05, 2006 8:30 am
you guys are hillarious with the skits!! xd
*in the hyuuga compound*
Tenten: hi this is Tenten. i'm going to tell u a story about every day, my Neji and his friends come in here and do these stupid dance to this retarted song. i'm going to see if he does it today. I'm going to try to put it on camera. you all get to see it, it's hillarious. *sets up camera & leaves room*
*neji and friends come in ready*
http://saiyanisland.com/si.php?si=media/funny/MusicalFunwithNaruto
Tenten: you guys were on camera!!! rofl rofl
Neji & everybody: mad WTF?!!
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Posted: Wed Jul 05, 2006 4:10 pm
Haha...yeah, thanks. Your's aren't too bad either! =D
Tenten: Neji! I want Terimisu!
Neji: Terimisu? What's that--
Tenten: HOW THE HELL SHOULD I KNOW JUST GET ME SOME!
Neji: But--
Tenten: -Throws kunai at Neji and knocks off his hitai-ate or whatever-
Neji: -Gulp-
Tenten: ...Now...
Neji: -Nods frantically and leaves-
-Elsewhere-
Sasuke: Terimisu?
Neji: -Nodd-
Sasuke: -Thinks- I remember! It's a dessert from Italy!
Neji: O.O Italy? Where's that?
Sasuke: I don't know. I remember Sakura wanted some, so I searched half-way around the world to get some, and I was too tired to remember where it was or plot down coordinates. I just remember alot of stripes and a big man saying 'WELCOME TO ITALY! YOU SPEAK ITALIAN?' like that.
Neji: ...Oh s**t...
-One and a half months later-
Neji: -Comes back in shreds- Here...Tenten...Terimisu...
Tenten: Neji? Hi! Sorry, but I don't want Terimisu, I want Char Seu Bao. Neji: o.O And where and what the hell is tha--
Tenten: JUST SHUT UP AND GET ME SOME!
-Elsewhere-
Neji: Sasuke...
Sasuke: Neji?
Neji: Help... gonk
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Posted: Thu Jul 06, 2006 2:02 pm
JhonnyRaincloud Haha...yeah, thanks. Your's aren't too bad either! =D
Tenten: Neji! I want Terimisu!
Neji: Terimisu? What's that--
Tenten: HOW THE HELL SHOULD I KNOW JUST GET ME SOME!
Neji: But--
Tenten: -Throws kunai at Neji and knocks off his hitai-ate or whatever-
Neji: -Gulp-
Tenten: ...Now...
Neji: -Nods frantically and leaves-
-Elsewhere-
Sasuke: Terimisu?
Neji: -Nodd-
Sasuke: -Thinks- I remember! It's a dessert from Italy!
Neji: O.O Italy? Where's that?
Sasuke: I don't know. I remember Sakura wanted some, so I searched half-way around the world to get some, and I was too tired to remember where it was or plot down coordinates. I just remember alot of stripes and a big man saying 'WELCOME TO ITALY! YOU SPEAK ITALIAN?' like that.
Neji: ...Oh s**t...
-One and a half months later-
Neji: -Comes back in shreds- Here...Tenten...Terimisu...
Tenten: Neji? Hi! Sorry, but I don't want Terimisu, I want Char Seu Bao. Neji: o.O And where and what the hell is tha--
Tenten: JUST SHUT UP AND GET ME SOME!
-Elsewhere-
Neji: Sasuke...
Sasuke: Neji?
Neji: Help... gonk << rofl rofl >>>>
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Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2006 10:35 am
*Tenten walking to meet Neji for training*
Tenten: Neji ohayo!! *freezes when see's Neji with 3 girls*
Neji: Oh Tenten ohayo!! I'd like to to meet Hina, Saku, and Oni!
Tenten: o.O
Neji: Um...Tenten?
Tenten: *shivering with anger*
Neji: Tenten are you ok?
Tenten: GET THE f*** AWAY FROM MY MAN! *drags shocked Neji away*
Girls: o.O
*When Neji and Tenten are out of earshot pull costumes and wigs off and high-five*
Sakura: Yes! Mission accomplished!
Ino: They're so cute together!
Hinata: Y-yes th-they are.
Well there's my first skit. sweatdrop
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Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2006 10:40 am
xD Good! Oni... heh. Poor poor Ino.
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Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2006 12:02 pm
xD lawl. Oni? That was good, animegoddess! xD Neji the pimp! I always imagine Tenten teasing Neji, so you gave me this little thought. x3
Neji: xO I shall become a pimp!
Tenten: ....XD *bursts into fit of laughter*
Neji: What?
Tenten: *ignores him* Pimp....hehehe....Neji....XD A pimp! HAHAHAHA!
Neji: T.T Tenten...you're mean.
Tenten: You're too cold to be a pimp.
Neji: >> So?
Tenten: XD Yeah, yeah. Okay, Neji. Now hurry up, I need to get some training time in.
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Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2006 12:11 pm
Neji: *thinks* (she was mean when she said that i wanted to be a pimp then i do someting like that but more evil hahahaha!!) Tenten?
Tenten: yes?
Neji: you know i always wanted to do something...
Tenten: what is that exactly? *thinks* (I hope it's something about me xd )
Neji: bungee jumping.
Tenten: ok *thinks* (crap.. wait if i ask maybe he'll say yes) can i come with?
Neji: no. i must do this alone to conquer my fears. srry.
Tenten: *thinks* (man.....) why?
Neji: YOU HEARD ME!!! that's FINAL!!! mad mad
Tenten: srry.... crying i just wanted to help.....
Neji: *walks away* do something with Rock lee take him out to see sakura or something. oh wait i promised him something. srry.
*leaves*
Rock Lee: srry..
Tenten: I hate you.....
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Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2006 12:12 pm
animegoddess49
*Tenten walking to meet Neji for training*
Tenten: Neji ohayo!! *freezes when see's Neji with 3 girls*
Neji: Oh Tenten ohayo!! I'd like to to meet Hina, Saku, and Oni!
Tenten: o.O
Neji: Um...Tenten?
Tenten: *shivering with anger*
Neji: Tenten are you ok?
Tenten: GET THE f*** AWAY FROM MY MAN! *drags shocked Neji away*
Girls: o.O
*When Neji and Tenten are out of earshot pull costumes and wigs off and high-five*
Sakura: Yes! Mission accomplished!
Ino: They're so cute together!
Hinata: Y-yes th-they are.
Well there's my first skit. sweatdrop
that's very good for a first try.
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Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2006 2:24 pm
Iia xD lawl. Oni? That was good, animegoddess! xD Neji the pimp! I always imagine Tenten teasing Neji, so you gave me this little thought. x3
Neji: xO I shall become a pimp!
Tenten: ....XD *bursts into fit of laughter*
Neji: What?
Tenten: *ignores him* Pimp....hehehe....Neji....XD A pimp! HAHAHAHA!
Neji: T.T Tenten...you're mean.
Tenten: You're too cold to be a pimp.
Neji: >> So?
Tenten: XD Yeah, yeah. Okay, Neji. Now hurry up, I need to get some training time in.
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Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2006 3:33 pm
Skit #2
Valentine's Day....
*Tenten is passing out chocolate*
Tenten: Here Sakura! Happy V-Day!
Sakura: Thanx Tenten hey have you seen Sasuke I have to get my V-day kiss from him.
Tenten: Oh he's over at Ichirukas Ramen with Ino.
Sakura: What?! Ino-pig?!
Tenten: *laughs* j/k
Sakura: Tenten! Anyways, thanks hey are you and Neji doing anything *nudges*
Tenten: *blushes* Um...no. Excuse me I have to finish handing out chocolates.
Neji: *stares from behind bush*
Sakura: Bye Tenten!
Neji: *jumps out* Tenten!
Tenten: Oh Neji! *turns around to find Neji standing super close*
Tenten: o.O
Neji: Tenten....I want....
Tenten: [in head: omg!]
Neji: I want...a kiss...
Tenten: *blushes* Wha...What?! NO NEJI IT'S NOT TIME!!! WE AREN'T EVEN DATING?!!?
Neji: Tenten what are you talking about? *takes a Hershey kiss out of bag of chocolates*
Tenten: o.O
Neji: *turns away blushing* but about that whole dating thing....
Yep...it sucked xp I was bored though...
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Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2006 11:07 pm
xD That's a cute classic! The ol' Hershey Kiss! <333
I see V Day more like this...
Tenten: *arrives at training grounds* Happy Valentine's Day, everyone! ^_^
Neji: *holds out hand*
Tenten: *blinks* ...?
Neji: My gift.
Tenten: Your what?
Neji: My Valentine's Day chocolate. Hello? It's V-Day.
Tenten: =.= I didn't get you one, for your information, Neji.
Neji: *gasp*
Tenten: n.n Lee, Gai-sensei! Come get your chocolate! <3
Neji: ....;-; *depressed*
*LUNCH TIME*
TenTen: n.n
Lee: ^___^
Gai: ^_____^
Neji: ;-; *depressed*
*END OF THE DAY*
Tenten: What a great day!
Lee: It was! Thanks for the gift, Tenten, bye! *leaves*
Gai: BYE TENTEN! THANK YOU FOR YOUR WONDERFUL GIFT! *leaves*
Neji: ;-; *still depressed*
Tenten: Neji? *sits next to him* What's wrong?
Neji: *glares* Nothing at all.
Tenten: Look, I got something for you.
Neji: No you don't. You said you didn't have chocolate for me.
Tenten: I don't. *smiles* I got you something...else.
Neji: Yeah? What is it then?
Tenten: ...This. *gives him a small kiss on the lips*
Neji: o-o....
Tenten: *blushes* Umm...>w< HappyValentine'sDayNejiBye! *runs off*
Neji: *blushes, then smiles*
XD Okay, maybe not so much funny as is sweet. I might have to write a little one shot for that. >> Maybe.
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Posted: Sat Jul 08, 2006 7:05 am
Iia xD That's a cute classic! The ol' Hershey Kiss! <333
I see V Day more like this...
Tenten: *arrives at training grounds* Happy Valentine's Day, everyone! ^_^
Neji: *holds out hand*
Tenten: *blinks* ...?
Neji: My gift.
Tenten: Your what?
Neji: My Valentine's Day chocolate. Hello? It's V-Day.
Tenten: =.= I didn't get you one, for your information, Neji.
Neji: *gasp*
Tenten: n.n Lee, Gai-sensei! Come get your chocolate! <3
Neji: ....;-; *depressed*
*LUNCH TIME*
TenTen: n.n
Lee: ^___^
Gai: ^_____^
Neji: ;-; *depressed*
*END OF THE DAY*
Tenten: What a great day!
Lee: It was! Thanks for the gift, Tenten, bye! *leaves*
Gai: BYE TENTEN! THANK YOU FOR YOUR WONDERFUL GIFT! *leaves*
Neji: ;-; *still depressed*
Tenten: Neji? *sits next to him* What's wrong?
Neji: *glares* Nothing at all.
Tenten: Look, I got something for you.
Neji: No you don't. You said you didn't have chocolate for me.
Tenten: I don't. *smiles* I got you something...else.
Neji: Yeah? What is it then?
Tenten: ...This. *gives him a small kiss on the lips*
Neji: o-o....
Tenten: *blushes* Umm...>w< HappyValentine'sDayNejiBye! *runs off*
Neji: *blushes, then smiles*
XD Okay, maybe not so much funny as is sweet. I might have to write a little one shot for that. >> Maybe.
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