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 Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 6:03 pm
a) Sneeze on him. He'll fear for his life on the count of germs, causing him to run into the street and unknowingly get hit by a buggy.
b) Make him listen to Carlotta singing---for 48 hours and tied up a la Clockwork Orange
c) Getting a kiss from Erik sans the mask.
d) Make him break a nail.
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Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 6:05 pm
x_X Put him in a room with no doors or windows with my mom singing Phantom. She... cannot stay on key. Nor does she know the notes. Or beat. Nor can she sing well. DDD:
Youko: *in the shower* Say you'll share with me one love, one lifetime.... lead, me save me, from my solitude... say you'll want me with you, here- beside you.... anywhere you'll go let me go too!! Christine... that's all I ask of you!! *always feels Erik deserves a "you"*
Mom: *badly, off-key* CHRISTINA, I LOOOOOOoOoooOOooOVE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOU!!! SAAAY YOU'LL SHARE WITH ME YOUR LOVING LIFETIME!!!! ANYWHERE YOU GO I'M COMING, TOO......!!!!!!
Youko: O_____O OMG. DDD:
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Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 6:07 pm
Youko-chan x_X Put him in a room with no doors or windows with my mom singing Phantom. She... cannot stay on key. Nor does she know the notes. Or beat. Nor can she sing well. DDD:
Youko: *in the shower* Say you'll share with me one love, one lifetime.... lead, me save me, from my solitude... say you'll want me with you, here- beside you.... anywhere you'll go let me go too!! Christine... that's all I ask of you!! *always feels Erik deserves a "you"*
Mom: *badly, off-key* CHRISTINA, I LOOOOOOoOoooOOooOVE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOU!!! SAAAY YOU'LL SHARE WITH ME YOUR LOVING LIFETIME!!!! ANYWHERE YOU GO I'M COMING, TOO......!!!!!!
Youko: O_____O OMG. DDD:
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Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 6:12 pm
Erin Sovenya Youko-chan x_X Put him in a room with no doors or windows with my mom singing Phantom. She... cannot stay on key. Nor does she know the notes. Or beat. Nor can she sing well. DDD:
Youko: *in the shower* Say you'll share with me one love, one lifetime.... lead, me save me, from my solitude... say you'll want me with you, here- beside you.... anywhere you'll go let me go too!! Christine... that's all I ask of you!! *always feels Erik deserves a "you"*
Mom: *badly, off-key* CHRISTINA, I LOOOOOOoOoooOOooOVE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOU!!! SAAAY YOU'LL SHARE WITH ME YOUR LOVING LIFETIME!!!! ANYWHERE YOU GO I'M COMING, TOO......!!!!!!
Youko: O_____O OMG. DDD:
Youko: Please?
Mum: Why?
Youko: I wanna see Panaro again before he gets taken off Broadway. D:
Mum: Was he that.... guy?
Youko: .... *raises eyebrow* Eh?
Mum: You know, the one that sang?
Youko: ...the one with the mask?
Mum: God, no! The one that went... "SAAAAY YOU WANT TO SHARE YOUR LOVE WITH MEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! YOOOOU KNOW THAT YOU LOVE ME A LOT!!!!! ANYWHERE YOU GO, I'M GONNA COME, TOO!!! LADY, THAT'S ALL I ASK OF YOOOOOU!!!!!!" (Whilst SINGING, nonetheless. DDD: )
Youko: O____o No!!! The one... the masked one!! That went... that went... D: Augh... *sings, as she knows her mum just wants her to sing and embaress herself* Sing once again with me our strange duet! My power over you grows stronger yet! And though you turn from me to glance behind, the Phantom of the Opera is there, inside your mind!
Mum: ...Hannibal?
Youko: ....now I KNOW you're messing with me. D:
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Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 7:43 pm
*laughs hysterically*
1. Shave his head. Fop: Oh no! My beautiful hair is gone! *dies*
2. Make him watch Past the Point of No Return from the movie over and over and over again until he begs for death, whereupon we show it still more until he dies because he cried like a pansy for so long that he got dehidrated.
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Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 8:04 pm
Strap him down and make him watch Rocky Horror Picture Show and tell him that Christine is really Dr. Frankenferter in diguise. The give him a loaded gun and have him shoot himself in the head so he'll be out of his misery. (I love RHPS incase anyone thought eitherwise.. heart )
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Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2005 1:07 pm
Tell him Christine is gay and that she's moving in with Meg.
xD;
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Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2005 2:38 pm
Remove his voice box and feed it too him. That way he can't sing his love to Christine.
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Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2005 4:51 pm
I know.
Lock him in a room with... Oooh. Fifty phans should be sufficient. =3
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Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2005 4:13 am
Hmm... Another good way to kill him would be to tell him Christine was really a guy... xp
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Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2005 11:56 am
ANOTHER:
Give him a dictionary, force him to go to school. He'll die because he over used his brain. ^_^
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Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2005 12:49 pm
Put him on top of a twenty story building ( Lock the doors that let you down onto the other floors) and then say Christine is at the bottom and Erik is kidnapping her. And TAAA-DAAA!!!
Fop a la sidewalk. =3
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Posted: Sat Apr 16, 2005 8:50 am
Youko-chan Deadly Lullaby Lock him in a room alone for 48 hours with nothing but a loudly ticking clock on the ceiling, to high for him to reach.
After that, release him into the mirror room, and use the reflection of the Manican doll that Erik had of Christine ti drive Raoul crazy in the mirror room...
After that I'd tell him Christine is burried alive 10 feet under ground in a stone coffin, and the only way to save her is to dig her out.
After he unburries the coffin, he will find it only contains salt... salt up to the very top.
I'd then grab him, and chain his wrists to the ceiling and ankles to the floor. Also would remove all his clothing except his underware (and maybe pants? *shrugs*)
With a clock in the room I would leave him there for another 5 hours alone... with the sound of the ticking clock.
After that I would go in and slice him with a rusty razor, and leave him for another 4 hours.
I would repeat the process, subtracting an hour each time... (3 hour wait, 2 hour wait, 1 hour wait) Then make it 45 min, 30 min, 15 min, 10 min, 5 min.
After the 5 minute wait, I would slice him once more with the rusty razor, and do it again once every minute after that. This would continue until he was covered in bloody painful cuts.
I would then take him back to the coffin, filled with salt. I'd shove him in the coffin and in the midst of his screams I'd grab his tongue and slice it right down the middle and shut the lid to the coffin and fill in the hole with dirt once more.
I would then leave him there for a week, and return to see a coffin filled with a dead corpes and bloodstained salt... and hopefully some scratching marks on the lid of the coffin.
HOW IS THAT FOR MORBID?!?!?!?! twisted aww man gonk i was gonna post somethig like that
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Posted: Sat Apr 16, 2005 8:53 am
Tell him that he's DEAD!
[hahaha...then he would already be dead, get it? haha.....okay, that was bad.]
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Posted: Sat Apr 16, 2005 8:56 am
Moocat I know. Lock him in a room with... Oooh. Fifty phans should be sufficient. =3 Then we tape it. Hehe.
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