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 Posted: Sat Dec 31, 2005 11:51 pm
when brian and stewie are singing brian: i bet money youll marry a honey whos pretty and funny and her name will................ted i find that hillarious
stewie holding olivia puppet:tell him about your sexy partys!
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Posted: Sun Jan 01, 2006 6:04 pm
Whoes leg do I have to hump to get a ddry martini?
XP brian
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Posted: Sun Jan 01, 2006 6:11 pm
jack XD Whoes leg do I have to hump to get a ddry martini? XP brian we we, that is correct
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Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2006 1:01 pm
Peter: No No!...Silly rabit, Trix are for kids. Damn Long ears trying to take Easter away from Jesus
We dont call them crazy anymore. the correct term is mentally hilarious
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Posted: Sun Mar 26, 2006 8:28 am
Lois Stewie... I brought your tape!
Stewie: Put on Wheels on the Bus and get the hell out of my face!
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Posted: Sun Mar 26, 2006 9:54 pm
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Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 3:09 pm
Lois:Hey peter did you go to the doctor to see that growth spurt?
Peter:Yeah I did.
Doctor: Peter thats not a growth spurt thats your p***s.
Peter: Oh interesting...but what about the.
Doctor:Testicales
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Posted: Wed Jul 05, 2006 9:34 pm
Stewie:
Mother.
I come bearing gift! I'll give you a hint, it's in my diaper and it's not a toaster
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Posted: Wed Jul 05, 2006 10:05 pm
Peter:
"there is only one thing to do with the fleas.
earn there trust and take thier whoman"
yes I know it's off by a lil bit because i just suddenly forgot stare it's annoying but i LOVE that quote!
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Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 10:04 pm
i gave most of mine away to the thread called name funny parts... read them there
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Posted: Sat Aug 12, 2006 10:15 pm
sparkdh1 Stewie's Letter: Dear stupid dog, I've gone to live with the children on jolly farm. Good bye forever. Stewie. P.S. I never got a chance to return that sweater Lois gave me for Christmas. Umm, I left the receipt on top of my bureau. I'm probably over the thirty day return limit but umm� I'm sure if you make a fuss they'll at least give you a store credit or something. Umm.. It's actually not a horrible sweater. It's... It's just I can't imagine when I would ever wear it you know? Oh I also left a button on the bureau. I'm not sure what it goes to, but I can never bring myself to throw a button away. I know that as soon as I do I'll find the garment it goes to and then it'll� Wait a minute, could it be from the sweater? Did that sweater have buttons? Hmm� Well I should wrap this up before I start to ramble. Again, goodbye forever. P.P.S. You know, it might be a little chilly in London, I'm actually going to take the sweater. not fair, you stole the one i was going to say!!!
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Posted: Sat Aug 12, 2006 10:17 pm
little_pride Peter: "there is only one thing to do with the fleas. earn there trust and take thier whoman" yes I know it's off by a lil bit because i just suddenly forgot stare it's annoying but i LOVE that quote! "There's only one thing to do! Earn their trust, mate with thier women, and in time our differences can be set aside." "Call the damn exterminator!" that's how it actually goes, and that is hilarious too!!!!!
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Posted: Sun Aug 20, 2006 10:44 am
chicken guy: y2k is coming!
peter: what r u selling chicken or sex jelly?
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Posted: Tue Aug 22, 2006 5:56 am
Peter:Fat sex is the hottest I have ever had their were so many boobs I didn't which ones I was touching your boobs or my boobs.
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Posted: Tue Aug 22, 2006 10:38 am
Brain: Come on Stewie are you going to be in there all day?
Stewie: I'm brushing my teeth!
Brain: Yeah right, you have like tree what are you.... Oh my god!
Stewie: Oh hey.
Brian: Uhh.....wow....hu.....you......doin a little hair removal there?
Stewie:Oh......uh.......yeah......um......You know feel free to say no to this but um....would you shave my coinpurse?
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