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 Posted: Sat May 13, 2006 1:36 pm
The hyenas growled and barked, giving orders to the members behind them. It was a group of them, four, five, maybe seven total. It took two to drag what looked to be a lioness along the ground, tired and beaten, unconcious. They stalked through the night and moved along the borders of the nearby territories. They approached the desert, the heat was even strong during the cool nights. They approached an underground den and called out an inaudible name. Moments later a rather large male stepped out. His body was riddled with scars, a solid coat and the dark mane tipped with the same red coat. His eyes glared down in their crimson gaze, all of them cowering.
"Lord Dumiku, we beg of you, return the pups of our pack and in return we give you this lioness. We ask that you give them back to us for this female to do as you please." One asked, stepping forward. Alpha. His body was tall and tried to be strong, but it occassionally shook.
"What use do I have for a mere female? I do not wish to pass my genes, they are mine and mine alone. Take her and leave, I'd rather much have your pups to do as I say." he spoke in a dark, deep voice.
"Dumiku, give us our pups back! If you wish to have a successor, you'll need this female. Besides, she can do much more than our pups could for you." Another stepped out, a female this time. The Alpha's mate possible.
Dumiku paused and seemed to be thinking. It only took moments until a smirk slipped onto his maw. "Alright, the lioness for your pathetic pups. I was gonna just eat them, but they pleaded me not to. He went back into the den and threw out the two pups and returned, the pups quickly scrambling to their parents safety and they left the body before running off. The lion stood for a moment and looked down at her. "Meerkat, take her inside."
Just then, a small male meerkat came from the den and quickly went to getting her inside, however, his efforts were futile. However, he continued long after the male went back inside. The lion moved a bit and looked up at him, he instantly flinching. She breathed slowly and got up a bit. "You, should not be moving..." he whispered.
"You cannot move me....where am I?"
"The Firekin border....you are now a slave to my master..."
"Slave? I can't! I have a family and my mate, I have to."
"No! He'll kill you if you run away and then he will move to your colony like he did me. Please, don't. If you ran away, he'll kill me as well. I beg of you ple-"
"Say no more. I am Suzuko..."
"Fukuaji....quickly, lets get inside before Master gets irritable."
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"Suzuko, where is my meal!?" The large Firekin roared out. "I must get on with my rounds! Where is my food!?"
Quickly, the female returned with another zebra, the third one in the last hour. Her breath was short and she herself was tired and exhausted. "Forgive me, Master Dumiku...it got away from me."
"Do not give me your excuses! I do not care for that, I care for results! Now out of my way, I must get on with my rounds." Dumiku roared as he shoved her aside, leaving.
Suzuko sighed and flopped down. "Fuku...I don't think I can do this anymore...and I fear that my heat will return soon and I fear for my safety..."
Fuku popped his head from the hole in the far wall. "Suzu...I cannot do anything for you. I am worried about you as well, if you were in heat, you would draw males all around and Dumiku might even take you just for the cubs you would bear." The slave curled in fear she could not think of what to do now...
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The weeks passed and surely her heat returned to her. How could it be? She just had her last litter not too long ago! She could not bear the thought of going through it again without the male she loved. The entire day, she tried to avoid her master the best she could. She even tried to hide her scent by rolling in the mud. As she busied herself with things like that, Dumiku was calling out to any passing male if they would take her for their pleasure, but none came close. No one would dare move to a Firekin if they desired to live.
The nights passed as she slept in the same den with the large male. During the final night of her heat, he lost control of himself. It was all a blur but it was filled with screams of pain, fear, guilt lost in the roar of pleasure. Fuku disappeared then.
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When through her pregnancy, she was pushed just as hard as she was before. However, when it came to the birth, Dumiku made it a priority to not be anywhere near her then. She bore the lone cub alone, she could cry all she wanted for only the meerkat would hear her. Carefully, he slipped next to her without saying a word, looking down to the small cub before her.
"Fuku...what am I to do..."
"You cannot do anything. Dumiku has been mating with any female he found since he mated with you. You started all this, Suzu..."
"Fire Starter..." She whispered through her tears. She has unleashed a monster to these lands. Dumiku would mate with the females he found, possibly impregnanting them as well, what has she done...
"Moto...Vianzio?" the meerkat asked.
"The cub's name." she murmured as she could not bear to look at the cub she bore. It was the offspring of her demon of a monster.
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When the cub was able to walk, Suzuko was forbidden to see him while Dumiku was with him. As she did her work, hunting, keeping watch, doing the rounds, Dumiku trained his son all day long and hard. He pressed on the cub like Pride Rock falling upon a lone flower. Moto'Vianzio was pushed hard beyond his limits and yet he kept on his training. Fighting, hunting, running, and being merciless, doing things that would only benefit and please him and no other.
During the nights, Suzuko was the only time she was able to see her son. She laid beside him while the Firekin left for his "rounds". They would talk about what he had been doing with his father and it was the only time Moto'Vianzio was able to cry. Fuku, Suzuko, no one would tell the lion that he had.
"One of these days, that monster will stop. No more pain, no more training, no more slaves, no more anything. If I must, I will kill that monster. I cannot allow him to harm any other like he has me...he has taken everything from me and now I must take it all from him." She whispered, something she had been saying for a long time. Moto'Vianzio felt that she was over exaggerating. His father had never done anything that he knew of as evil or mean but train him and slave her and Fuku. But he falsely agreed.
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As Moto grew, his training grew much more intense and Suzuko could barely get a glimpse of him anymore. Even rarely at nights. But when they did, he would cry all he could cry to her and the time they spent was the most used up for all purpose until the next time they were able to be together. Fukuaji had been used during his trainings that he too cried. He knew how his fahter worked with his son...but when Dumiku was not paying attention, the two would play quickly before he returned.
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When his mane began to grow out, it was when the Firekin declared an invasion on teh Mistweavers. Suzuko knew nothing much of it but Dumiku jumped at the chance to charge in wanting to live the great Firekin Life he talks of so much. Moto was expected to go now that he was old enough.
Dumiku took Suzuko and Moto'Vianzio to charge in first. During their first penetration, Moto'Vianzio quickly chased after what he thought was a lion leaving his mother and father alone.
Moto chased the other lion, male...adol. He pounced him and not long after a fought ensued. Claw for claw, slash for slash, roar for roar, the two fought vigilantly, Moto snarled and pounced on him, having his claws close to his throat. Finally, his first kill of his first fight when suddenly an ear pitching cry split through the roars of the Firekin and Mistweavers. That voice...it was his mother. Almost in a single motion, he jumped from the Mistweaver and dashed back to where he left them. They were not there, he ran frantically looking for her. He rushed into a bush when the sight of his father over her froze him, paralyzed him.
"You little...You have waited all this time to kill me and you chose the worst time to."
"Kill me if you want, Dumiku, you will get your turn soon enough. I cannot allow you to live!" It was not long then when he roared out, hit her hard with a loud noise and left her. More screams ensued. Moto shook with a horrid look on his face looking down to his mother. She turned to him, beaten and bloody, smiling up at him. "Forgive me, Moto...I was not able to stop him, I wish I could stop him from hurting you anymore...I am sorry."
Moto could no speak, tears flowed freely from his eyes, she moved no more and he sat there, crying over her. An area of matted fur formed on her from his tears. By the time the roars stopped and Firekin were to leave, his tears were gone, they were replaced with a hard glare. His father came to him, standing over him.
"Time to go." he spoke casually. Moto turned to him with a cold glare. This wasn't over....
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With Suzuko gone, it seemed like nothing had changed for the male. In her place, Dumiku gave up on training his son and now gave his mother's duties upon him. He now worked on everything his mother did, he was able to see more of Fuku, but the rage inside of him grew more and more when he saw his father. Every once in a while, he would growl from the mere thought of him.
During one of his rounds, Moto ran into a very familiar face. It was the Mistweaver he met during the invasion. What was he doing here? He spoke of owing him back for sparing his life. He had an idea of how he could repay him. Carefully, the two spoke about what to do that very night.
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Fukuaji sat upon the den entrance, keeping watch as was his job during the nights. Dumiku was returning from his little escapades with the females he found earlier.
"Welcome, back Master Dumiku. Sir Moto'Vianzio has been waiting for you." he greeted casually.
The Firekin smirked and gave a small growl. "That b*****d better have enough food for me this time." The male entered inside when he met his son. Looking around, there was no food. In fact, there was nothing in here. The bones of his past meals, the leaves he slept on, nothing, it was all bare. He snarled when a voice behind him cleared. Jumping around, he saw the Mistweaver. "What is going on here!?"
"A life for a life, Dumiku....you've taken my mothers....I will take yours." The den erupted with roars and snarls, the sounds of claws against the stone floor. The Mistweaver and the Firekin fought the monster, roaring and lashing out at him. A loud roar cried out but then quickly silenced. The two adolescents ran out, Moto grabbing the meerkat and ran for the savannah.
"What do I do now?" Moto asked.
"You run...there is nothing else for you to do here, Moto'Vianzio. You've killed him, the Firekin will be after you when they find him." Fuku replied, grabbing hold of the lion's mane. Moto slowly laid down and let him off.
"Fuku, get away from me. If they find me they will surely find you. Please, go off to find a colony or something, you cannot follow me anymore." Moto spoke with his hard tone. The meerkat reluctantly nodded and ran off in a hurry. The lion rose and watched the little mammal disappear in the distance. "In all of this...I never got your name, Mistweaver."
Funsani
"Name's Moto'Vianzio..."
Hello, Moto.
He paused and looked down. "No...my name's...Trigger."
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Posted: Sat May 13, 2006 1:38 pm
Trig & Kinari
A lioness from the great pride that lived in the miraculous Pride Rock. She was a quiet and content female. She was one of the older members of the pride still around from the last king's rein. She was often overlooked by the younger lionesses being their own "hip" ways. She tried to speak with the younger members but sometimes she would get cold feet. She was older than they were and sometimes the two ages, young and old, don't mix well when it comes to conversations. However there was one lioness she enjoyed speaking to, Sarabi, the mate of Mufasa and queen of Pride Rock. She was nice and very sweet when it came to talking to Suzuko. Sarabi was probably the only member that knew her well while others seen her around the den.
When Sarabi was called to Mufasa or just wanted to be left alone, Suzuko would just linger around the pride's den watching as the younger members go on with their lives, envying them. She hoped one day that she would have cubs of her own to be raised here in this great place.
On one of her daily hunts she ran into unwelcomed and very dangerious company. He encounterd a group of hyenas, most likely from the Elephant Graveyard. Why were they here in the Pride Lands? She did not know. She was outnumbered emmensly. The group lunged at her, scratching and biting at the species the hyenas resented and general natural enemy. Before they can do more a duo of rogue lions roared out, scaring most of them out of their wits as the two species clashed. Luckily, she was saved.
The two rogue brothers were kind enough to take them to their small den in a rocky hill until she was better. Suzuko sustained injuries from mere scraps to a broken leg. She really wanted to return to the pride, she clearly remembered that Sarabi was having a cubs and she wanted to be there, but she was too injured to be able to get back. The two lions cared for her, food, shelter, water and company. In time, she grew to love them, but she still yearned for her pride, she would return someday.
The first lion was Kroga, a dark maned lion with a burning brown toned coat. He was often misunderstood for his dark and sometimes dangerious personality. However, he was loyal to his twin brother, but was more so to himself. Argoko was quite the opposite of his twin brother. He had a smoothe brown mane that adorned his golden fur. He was brave and noble to all who crossed his and his brother's path. He was a king to some's eyes and sometimes their hearts.
It was Argoko who took in Suzuko in her time of need. Kroga protested, but being the younger brother, he was ignored. The two rogue brothers cared for the female until she could fend for herself. Not long after she became a part of their lives. She acted a mother to all, Argoko helped many and soon Kroga grew to help others as well. The trio helped many who were left wandering out alone.
As the two brothers helped those in need just like Suzuko was the day they met, she watched as family come and go in search of the two's help. They were strong, brave and protective....just like the Pridelanders. Still injured and unbeknowst to the Kroga and Argoko, she wandered away to see her pride again. However, she didn't get far for her leg was still healing from the hyena attack and it still need some time. But during the time she was out, she saw Mufasa and other members of the pride out and about in the savannah as happy as can be. This was her pride. She was just about to call out but then she would have to leave the two loving lions that cared for so much and that she loved in returned. She vowed to return when the golden lioness could walk once more.
Days go by as the younger members grew up and had their own cubs as the older lioness watched. When she was able to walk once more, the first thing for her to do was return to the two brothers and thank them. As she was leaving the younger females were gathered together for their daily talks and rest as was Her Highness, Sarabi. Just before she decend the great stone steps she mouthed, "I will be right back, Sarabi."
She returned the same rocky hill that the two brothers brought her two, however it was empty. She searched numerious of places but to no avail. She was a pridelander and she must thank those who cared for her when she was in need. Everyday during her daily hunts, she would go about gathering information from those who the two brothers helped in hopes of knowing where they may be. One family of genets told her to seek them out in near the Wildebeast Canyon. Surely enough, the two were there resting peacefully. She approached them, nuzzling Argoko in surprise for one in return. The two asked where she was and she replied, "I have returned to my pride." the two looked at each other and back at her. That meant they wouldn't see her as much as before. Suzuko loved the two brothers. Maybe this was it, maybe this was the chance to be able to have her own cubs. Shyly she asked out in a whisper, "Argoko, Kroga....will you two have my cubs..?" again the brothers exchanged glances and refused. They told her that it would interfere with their "job". Respecting their answer, she dropped the subject, however she would always visit them. Though she was still swamped with littluns running around the den as the lionesses were too busy caring for their cubs. They wouldn't mind her leaving now and again, but Suzuko still told Sarabi whenever she left. She felt as long as Sarabi knew where she was going then she would feel better that at least someone from the pride knew her.
The season of the lioness's heat came about, that decision changed. Kroga was the first to make the move. Argoko discovered him and the two fought for her. One blow after another. Relucantly, they came to a conclusion, Kroga will be the first to perform the intimate courtship. If she was not fertile then she would go into another heat like all lionesses do. Then it would be Argoko's turn. No questions, no complains, and all three will have to contribute to raising them.
Kroga did his turn, and ,unfortunately, Suzuko went into heat again. She did not become fertile from him meaning it was Argoko's turn. He had his turn and it was succesful. She was so happy, she had what she always wanted; a family. She returned to Pride Rock for some good support and protection from her Pride.
Pride Rock was even busier than usual. Sarabi was having her own cubs. The females were scurring around to talk to her and Mufasa. Whilst the males lounge around with Mufasa. Suzuko was still overlooked by many of the pride members. The female still spoke to Sarabi and was often seen with her. Why, she even had her cubs before she did as well. Months passed and the cubs grew. When they were old enough she often took them with her to see the two brothers.
The two cubs were male. One was like Argoko, brown mane and golden fur. The other was like Kroga, black mane and brown fur. Suzuko once told the two fathers "I wanted them to live together in a pride that would care for them. I want them in my own pride. I wanted them to be like us; helping others." Kroga spent more time with the little, darker one and Argoko with the other.
On the unfortunate day, Suzuko left to hunt to provide for now four loving boys. Suzuko came back to the Pride Lands to spread her wonderful news, but to get there should have to cross the Southlands. The thoughts of her happy family together was all she can think of. Unbeknownst to her, she was being followed. Before she could relieze it, she was attacked by a creature native to these lands.
Argoko and Kroga stayed up many a nights awaiting for her safe return but none came. A small ratel, who Argoko helped once before, came with dreaded news; Suzuko was attacked by a group of Hyenas. The two brothers slowly grew apart as their femine member was gone from them.
Like the brothers they were, they argued many times, regardless of the two cubs present or not. This one however was the worse and the one to known forever. The two argued who's fault was it that she died and who should be the leader of their pack. Soon that same arguement melted down to who's cub these two were. Kroga snatched up the black cub and dashed off to the Elephant Graveyard. Argoko was going to chase after but that would leave the remaining unattended. The two brothers have never seen each other since nor did the two cubs.
The black cub grew up to an amazing lion. He was strong with intelligent to boot. He could take care of himself as well thanks to his "father's" years of training and influence. He was raised on one things: He never had a brother and that he should find a welcoming pride to join. Not long after he reached adulthood and mated with several rogue lions, who he had absolutely no relationships with, Kroga died from an illness that the lion didn't know of. For most of his life he was unnamed and was called "lion" or "kid" by some. When his father died his last words were, "The Pridelands, Kinari, find your brother."
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The golden cub grew to come a rather handsome lion looked up to by many. He was loyal, respected and well....good all around. He continued with his father, Argoko, on helping those in need. He was dubbed Trig by some of the animals he helped more often. Trig learned to hunt and defend himself by his father and sometimes gets some secret lessions from the other species. One day Argoko told him to leave. At first he refused to, and he wanted to stay with him. Argoko insisted that he should go to the Pridelands to find a true pride he could join. Trig thought about it, but was still detering on the decision. His father said that if he was around he could never find another female to be with and occupy himself with. And with that he took his leave.
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Posted: Sat May 13, 2006 1:43 pm
It was an average day in the Pride Lands just like the last, scorching. The rocks burned at the touch and the shade did little. The only true comfort was the a den or the crystalline watering hole. Being in the Pride Land pride, Jhazara (owned by Endejester) needed a place to cool off. The den, however, was crammed with females and males alike and the body-heat in there was even worse. She was left with no other choice but to go to the watering hole....a trip through the warm dirt path to the cold watering hole.
Jhazara flew across the savannah. One she was moving fast so the wind gave a nice feel. Two her paws didn't stay on the hot surface long to even feel it for more than a second. Three it got her there much faster.
As she got there, oddly there was only a single figure there lazing under the shade of a nearby tree. Jhazara stopped at the water's edge, dipped her head down, still keeping an eye on the stranger, and took her drink. As she drew he head up he look at the animal more closely. It was a lion.
She did not recognize him, he was defiantly not from Pride Rock so he must be a rogue. The lion was eyeing her with intrest. Who was this male? Curious, she investigated.
"Who...are you?" she asked in a serious yet cautious voice. "Are you from around here?"
"Yes, and no. I move around often, never stay in the same place for long." he answered with a warm smile. "As for my name, it is Argoko." Curious by this lion she sat down as the two carried on a conversation.
Time flew by as the two conversed. Birds returned to their nests, lions to their dens, ratels to their burrows, and mice to their homes. The clouds receded beyond the horizon and the sun with it as the bright crecent moon weaved into the sky with the many stars of the deceased kings.
"Oh! It has gotten dark out. I should really be going back to my pride. I don't want them to worry about me." her ears flattened, Jhazara didn't really want to leave, but she had to.
"Well, there is my place you can stay at for the night. I wouldn't mind some company." Argoko offered. Argoko has nevered offered anyone to come to his home, especially a female, since his last love died and his cubs gone. His brother Kroga took one of his cubs and his own has left to join another pride. But this female remind he so much of his mate, Suzuko. It was almost unmistakeable. Has he fallen in love with her? "It's been a long time since I have had company."
Jhazara contemplated. The savannah grew dangerious at night and Pride Rock was pretty far from where she was. What did she have to lose? "Alright, I'll come." he agreed with a warm smile.
"Thank you, Jhazara Follow me."
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Posted: Sat May 13, 2006 1:46 pm
Zing and Saa mate. Three pups are born. Saa takes one and Zingy takes the other, one is left behind for Sikki to find.
Saa will come to Usu for comfort and support.
Zingy and Sikki fall in love. The two start a pack. Usu and Saa find it and Saa runs away. Before Zingy mates with Sikki he reliezes that he is just getting Sikki to take Saa's place. With that he dumps her and leaves. He finds Saa on the verge of dying. Zingy rushes to her. Sikki goes to Usu for comfort.
Usu and Sikki would fall in love, mate, and start a pack. Both being Alphas and the most marked pups would be heirs. Saa and Zingy becoming Betas
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Posted: Sat May 13, 2006 1:47 pm
Lew: Listen. You weren;t always like this *Slips a it further into the den* All the things we shard Kiegan. All the feathers that i accidently ripped out in passion. The times we used to play tennis with Kinari as the ball. You on't remember anything?...
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Posted: Sat May 13, 2006 1:48 pm
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Posted: Sat May 13, 2006 1:50 pm
Kinari x Tiah
I can say, that after she and her mate got into that tiff she ran into him again and out of weakness couldn't fight him back and he got the best of her.
She goes back to her mate, broken and needy, tells him how she loves him and how she wishes he loved her, they could maybe fall inlove or try to work on it, and mate. But she will have already been knocked up by Kinari- though won't know until they are botn who the father is. When the are born the drama starts, at first her mate can't take it and freaks out but when Tiah tells him what happens he goes after Kinari {This will also put Kinari in his place, you said you wanted him to mellow out some...] and then your male will take name as father of the cubs and Tiah and him will stay mates, and learn to love and not hate, or something, or he can hate the cubs and they can have a ******** up cubhood LOL
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Posted: Sat May 13, 2006 1:53 pm
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Posted: Sat May 13, 2006 1:54 pm
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Posted: Sat May 13, 2006 1:55 pm
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Posted: Sat May 13, 2006 1:56 pm
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Posted: Sat May 13, 2006 1:57 pm
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Posted: Sat May 13, 2006 1:58 pm
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Posted: Sat May 13, 2006 2:06 pm
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Posted: Sat May 13, 2006 2:19 pm
Edward doesnt take lightly to being called short, small, pint-sized, a shrimp, or anything like that. So we've gone through and found many of his little reactions. If you find one thats not here, shoot us an email and we'll add it smile
* "Who did you say was small like a grain of rice and doesn't show up in your eyes?!"
* "Who did you say was a super-ultra short kid?!"
* "Who did you call an ultra hyper midget?!"
* "Who did you call miniature size?!"
* "Who did you call a shorty who's so small that he's barely visible and hard to target?!"
* "Who did you call a shorty that has to be looked through a magnifying glass to actually be seen?!"
* "Who are you calling a bean?!"
* "Who are you calling a super midget that makes you want to step on him?!"
* "Who are you calling a tiny bug that escapes the wrath of a shoe because he's so small that he fits in the grooves and can't get squashed?"
* "Oh yes, I'm so small that you can't see me amongst the grains of sand, like always--!"
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