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 Posted: Wed May 31, 2006 4:23 pm
BakaTulip SinfulGuillotine Moocat xD I have a kinda mean one-ish. It's weird. My cousin told me it, so you know it's going to be bad. (She's eighteen. xD; ) What's the difference between a Nazi and a Gay man? Forty-five degrees. For those who don't get it, The "High Hitler" sign is your arm out with your hand straight. And... just drop your wrist. This one is hilarious when you tell it in person and can perform the visuals. It doesn't have the same effect when you read it, though. Oh man... Springtime for Hitler... XD "There'll be German soldiers marching through France played by chorus boys in very tight pants...."
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Posted: Wed Jun 14, 2006 4:35 pm
We need some "he's so far in the closet..." jokes. I know there's got to be more than the two I've heard.
"He's so far in the closet, he's finding christmas presents"
"He's so far in the closet, he's in Narnia"
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Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 12:34 am
*can't breathe! DEAD!* rofl xd
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Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 7:10 am
SinfulGuillotine BakaTulip SinfulGuillotine Moocat xD I have a kinda mean one-ish. It's weird. My cousin told me it, so you know it's going to be bad. (She's eighteen. xD; ) What's the difference between a Nazi and a Gay man? Forty-five degrees. For those who don't get it, The "High Hitler" sign is your arm out with your hand straight. And... just drop your wrist. This one is hilarious when you tell it in person and can perform the visuals. It doesn't have the same effect when you read it, though. Oh man... Springtime for Hitler... XD "There'll be German soldiers marching through France played by chorus boys in very tight pants...." "Shows should be more pretty, shows should be more witty, shows should be more....what's the word?" "Gay?"
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Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 6:37 pm
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Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 7:04 pm
SinfulGuillotine BakaTulip SinfulGuillotine Moocat xD I have a kinda mean one-ish. It's weird. My cousin told me it, so you know it's going to be bad. (She's eighteen. xD; ) What's the difference between a Nazi and a Gay man? Forty-five degrees. For those who don't get it, The "High Hitler" sign is your arm out with your hand straight. And... just drop your wrist. This one is hilarious when you tell it in person and can perform the visuals. It doesn't have the same effect when you read it, though. Oh man... Springtime for Hitler... XD "There'll be German soldiers marching through France played by chorus boys in very tight pants...." I just died... xd
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The Committee Staff Gaian
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Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 7:29 pm
I am DYING over here. OMG... those are freakin great.
I totally love these jokes, even if they are offensive. That's part of the funny!
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Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 8:16 pm
Saknika I am DYING over here. OMG... those are freakin great. I totally love these jokes, even if they are offensive. That's part of the funny! Gay jokes may be uncouth, but you laugh because they're based on truth, don't take them as personal attaaaaaaacks. Everyone enjoys them- so relax!
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Posted: Wed Jun 21, 2006 1:24 pm
BakaTulip SinfulGuillotine BakaTulip SinfulGuillotine Moocat xD I have a kinda mean one-ish. It's weird. My cousin told me it, so you know it's going to be bad. (She's eighteen. xD; ) What's the difference between a Nazi and a Gay man? Forty-five degrees. For those who don't get it, The "High Hitler" sign is your arm out with your hand straight. And... just drop your wrist. This one is hilarious when you tell it in person and can perform the visuals. It doesn't have the same effect when you read it, though. Oh man... Springtime for Hitler... XD "There'll be German soldiers marching through France played by chorus boys in very tight pants...." "Shows should be more pretty, shows should be more witty, shows should be more....what's the word?" "Gay?" Damnit, I still need to see that. *grumbles* stupid lack of movie-watching time...still need to see so many movies...
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Posted: Wed Jun 21, 2006 7:01 pm
BakaTulip Saknika I am DYING over here. OMG... those are freakin great. I totally love these jokes, even if they are offensive. That's part of the funny! Gay jokes may be uncouth, but you laugh because they're based on truth, don't take them as personal attaaaaaaacks. Everyone enjoys them- so relax! b(^.^)o
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The Committee Staff Gaian
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Posted: Tue Jun 27, 2006 1:45 pm
BakaTulip I for one am one of those people who do not take offense to jokes about race, gender, or sexuality because I understand that most of the time they are exactly what they are... jokes. I mean... Carlos Mencia the most un-PC guy on the face of the planet is hysterical. One joke I heard on the radio this morning: What's a lesbian's favorite thing to eat? A klondyke bar. So either share your feelings on gay jokes or share jokes here.
I hear some funny ones but I don't like them when they are too derrogatory...
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Posted: Tue Jun 27, 2006 1:46 pm
DysPerDis BakaTulip SinfulGuillotine BakaTulip SinfulGuillotine Moocat xD I have a kinda mean one-ish. It's weird. My cousin told me it, so you know it's going to be bad. (She's eighteen. xD; ) What's the difference between a Nazi and a Gay man? Forty-five degrees. For those who don't get it, The "High Hitler" sign is your arm out with your hand straight. And... just drop your wrist. This one is hilarious when you tell it in person and can perform the visuals. It doesn't have the same effect when you read it, though. Oh man... Springtime for Hitler... XD "There'll be German soldiers marching through France played by chorus boys in very tight pants...." "Shows should be more pretty, shows should be more witty, shows should be more....what's the word?" "Gay?" Damnit, I still need to see that. *grumbles* stupid lack of movie-watching time...still need to see so many movies...
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Posted: Tue Jun 27, 2006 1:47 pm
Okay the only good gay joke I've heard is:
How do you have fun with a blind gay man?
Leave the plunger in the toilet.
wink
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Posted: Fri Jun 30, 2006 12:00 pm
I got this one from Truly Tasteless Jokes Two....I didn't really get it, or think it was very funny (hence the title of the book):
What's the definition of a Bloody Mary?
A Wounded f*****t
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Posted: Fri Jun 30, 2006 1:42 pm
wow.. I dont get it either and was pretty offensive. Whoever came up with that joke is stupid.
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