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 Posted: Thu Jun 15, 2006 8:42 pm
wheelbook Wow, the amount of time and work it takes to translate a txt talk post...and still confusing. Corndogs? Trust me, you're way better off knowing.
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Posted: Thu Jun 15, 2006 8:43 pm
Mia Eidenschink *Shakes a bit then falls to her knees crying.* That was so scary! How can anyone be that...I do not even know what to call that! It was just...frightening! I do believe my I.Q. has dropped a few points since reading this post...I need to go find a really good novel...Excuse me. i suggest "Night" by Elie Wiesel. very short, yet very good.
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Posted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 10:41 am
HiddenInside Mia Eidenschink *Shakes a bit then falls to her knees crying.* That was so scary! How can anyone be that...I do not even know what to call that! It was just...frightening! I do believe my I.Q. has dropped a few points since reading this post...I need to go find a really good novel...Excuse me. i suggest "Night" by Elie Wiesel. very short, yet very good. I have to read that for school. But if you want my opinion on a good book, Survivor by Chuck Palahniuk
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Posted: Sat Jun 24, 2006 12:33 pm
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Posted: Sat Jul 08, 2006 1:21 pm
*is scared for the human race, and sobbing in a small closet* crying
I'm pretty sure that upon reading that disgrace to my species I lost several years of my young life. gonk
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Posted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 6:15 pm
*feels like commiting murder* Join me, fellow literates, as I hunt down this n00b! Join the mob! scream
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Posted: Wed Feb 25, 2009 12:42 pm
Not just disgusting in a literary sense, but disgusting in a literal sense as well. Just... I don't know. Disgusting is really the best word to describe all of this.
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Posted: Mon Apr 27, 2009 9:48 pm
The Chimp Section somehow contracted very contagious, sexy, sexy, Fatal Herpes.
The zoo rang me up from the base (My Sexy Enormous tight fanny) to say that the can't stop peeing blood.
I had no choice this time!!!!!
Now I have a dilemma
I really like this herd of elephants from Australia
If I take all 17 of their big slimy corndogs at once, will it hurt me?
Please scoop my eyeballs out with a melon baller!
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Posted: Sat May 02, 2009 12:20 pm
Even after it has been translated, I still don't understand... Something about bestiality and herpes, but I'm not quite sure I understand the vernacular.
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Posted: Wed May 06, 2009 8:01 am
I will never look at corndogs the same way.
Again.
Ever.
Why do I have the feeling that I need to go read 'Green Eggs and Ham' again after reading this?
I do not like Green Eggs and Ham. I do not like them Sam I Am.
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Posted: Sun May 10, 2009 10:11 am
Here is my translation:
DA CHIMP SECSHON SUMHOW CONTARCTED VRY CONTAGEA$$, SXC, SXC, FATAL HERPEZ
The chimp section somehow gave me very contagious and fatal, yet very sexy herpes.
DA ZOO RANG MI UP FRM DA BASE, (MI SXC ENROMINOUS TITE FANNI) 2 SAI DAT DEY c**t STP PEIN BLUD
The zoo called me from the base (my sexy, enormously tight bottom) to say that they cant stop peeing blood.
MI HAD NO CHOIC DIS TIEM!!11!
I had no choice this time!
or
I had no choice but to dis them!
NOW MI GOT A DILEMMA
Now I've got a dilemma.
MI RLY LIEK DIS HERD OF ELEFANNIEZ DAT JUST ARRIVD FRM AUSTRALIYA
I really like this herd of elephants that just arrived from Australia.
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My really large herd of elefannies (large bottoms?) just arrived from Australia.
IF I TAEK ALL 17 OF THURR BIG SLIMY CORNDOGS @ ONCE, WILL IT HRT MI
If I take all seventeen of their large slimy (*shudder*) corndogs at once, I will be in intense pain./will I be in intense pain?
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*shudder* Oh, dear God, save my soul.
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