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"I know, right?" Kaveri says through parted fingers, "I bet these experiments are turning us into mascots for big advertising corporations back in the States. What else would you use animal people for? Soon we're all gonna be sent back and forced to ride skateboards and bark out s**t talking about the cool new caffienated fruit drink."

What a lovely, lovely vision of the future. "Like hell I'll be willing to do that s**t," she shakes her head. "********' ridiculous. But I'd feel sorry for the ******** being sent to be mascots for colleges, those are full of shitheads. Like marketing firms, but dumber and more immature."

"I bet... I bet..." Kaveri waves her hand in the air, drawing wide circles. "I bet they're gonna turn this ********' island into a theme park. Use us as the exhibit and lure in middle-class tourists by the boatload. They'll get more people to experiment on, and make profit, to boot! It's such a ******** ridiculous idea, but this entire ******** island is ridiculous. I bet there's gonna be a ********' roller coaster, man."

"Man, I don't even know what the ******** I'm supposed to be yet," Kaveri says, her eyes following nothing in particular, "or if I'm supposed to be turning into something at all. I bet I could be like... like a ********' geoduck* or something."

"I guess I could be a mascot for Evergreen, in that case." She traces her finger in the air, drawing crooked lines to emphasize the path of the imaginary roller coaster. "Man, I bet turning into a geoduck would suck. I wonder what else they turn people into. Maybe s**t like... like... an owl or something. It would be cool to be turned into an owl, then you can be all flying around and going 'who who' at people and spinning your head around like you're the ********' exorcist."

"I still like being human but if this s**t were temporary it would be ********' sweet," Kaveri grins dumbly, "turnin' into stupid animals and ******** with people with all that crazy s**t animals do. Or I'd be turning into some really crappy animal that doesn't do any cool s**t, like a... slug or something."

Kaveri laughs at the comment about Tony the Tiger. "They're so great, huh? Man, I only eat that stuff if it's given to me for free. It tastes like processed cardboard."

"I wonder what other s**t they'd do to this island. Maybe a water park..."


*((OOC note: Geoduck is pronounced 'gooey duck.' :>))

"A geoduck," Kaveri repeats, reaching out to accept the last bit of the joint, putting it in her mouth and taking a long, final drag. "It's some kind of a... huge a** clam. They look like giant, terrifying dongs attached to shells."

"Oh yeah, that has to suck hardore," she says, "it's hard to imagine losing your legs or some s**t, and not being able to go on land or breathe regular air... I hope there aren't any poor bastards like that around here."

Kaveri doesn't really notice Jamal staring at her chest at all, she's too absorbed in looking at her hands waving around in the air and randomly grasping at nothing. There was no rhyme or reason to it, but it kept her hands busy since she's constantly fidgeting to begin with, and watching her hands was a very entertaining thing right now.

Almost as entertaining as an extreme doctor riding on a flaming skateboard.

Kaveri chortles and her hands stop moving for a moment. "I 'nno man, those things can get really huge. I've seen 'em go bigger than a guy's head," Kaveri spreads her arms, holding her hands open in a 'this big' kind of gesture. Her eyes then dart from side to side, and her lips curl into a wicked smile.

"If it's bigger 'n a man's head, I dunno if I'd wanna deal with such a monster," she laughs, "I'm not sure if even the horniest of size queens would want to take something the size of a geoduck."

She then claps her hands together, knitting her fingers and wiggling them in between each other. "But on the other hand," she says, focusing on her fingers with an amused smile, "prove it."

"I don't think clams actually have dicks," Kaveri muses with an impish grin, "geoducks just have really meaty siphons. Ever eat clam chowder before? That's made outta geoduck. You've eaten, as you put it, clam d**k."

She begins to break down into fits of giggling again as Jamal reaches for his zipper, as well as her revelation about Jamal possibly eating clam 'd**k.' She sets both hands on the table, then props her chin up on her elbow. "Man, you're gonna get in trouble, put that away!" The woman howls with laughter. She didn't actually expect for him to actually do that in a public area.

Or maybe should have expected that. It's still pretty bold! "That's one hell of a ballsy thing to do, man. Color me impressed."

"Neither do I," Kaveri laughs. She tilts her head, resting her cheek in a hand and grinning back at him. "And I've had sex in parks and abandoned buildings before. But a cafeteria, man? That's not a very sexy place to ******** at all. It makes me think of high school or something."

"But you have a point there, I bet those ******** have cameras everywhere. I wonder how anyone can even manage to get it up knowing that they're being watched. It doesn't bother me, but on the other hand, I don't have ridiculous hangups about privacy." She laughs and dismissively waves her hand at the notion, idly wondering how much the guys watching the camera get paid to do this.

She stops to think, then flutters her eyelashes as something crosses her mind at Jamal's comment about the staff's porn collection. "Holy hell, and I bet they have lots of animal porn, too! Gross! Man, these guys get grodier and grodier the more I hear about them."

"Yeah, I'll agree with ya, it's pretty gross. Good thing there weren't any plans on that, right?" Kaveri grins suggestively. "Anywhere else is fine, really."

"I like your line of thinking," she adds devilishly. "Who cares if they got cameras, it just means a bunch of people have to watch it and it better be good. I mean, if the sex is awkward, then I can see why someone would be so afraid to do it on camera." This, of course, has some good implications.

"Be careful what ya wish for," the woman adds, "if their past treatment of you is any indication, what you just said could be pretty damning. You might have to watch it after all." Kaveri giggles at the thought. Hell, she herself has said a lot of damning things earlier that might give staff some ideas.