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Des Voh

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Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 11:01 pm

Order #57 biggrin on't anger wookies.*

*Trust us on this one.

Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 11:34 pm

FrozenPhoenix32

Order 69: Unleash DA

* Turned out to be a horrible mistake, as DA attacked everyone, not just the enemy. *

Order 342: Go to Burger King and order the drive-thru woker girl, naked, insisting she must comply due to their slogan of " Have it your way. "

Order 343: Hire a good defense lawyer for your case of sexual harrassment.

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PaulTheWolf5575

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Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2006 9:45 pm

Order 203: grow old and die

Posted: Sat Apr 22, 2006 4:47 am

Order 381: Realize this was all a big mistake and retire into a life of home businesses, until getting arrested for assaulting the news crew when they come to interview you mid-game in minigolf.

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FrozenPhoenix32

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Posted: Thu Apr 27, 2006 9:58 pm

Order 3: Don't ******** with the droid manufacturors.

Posted: Thu Apr 27, 2006 10:07 pm

Order 279: Create an Order 280.

Order 280: Mark Order 279 as Accomplished.

Darkened Angel
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Sol Walker
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Posted: Thu Apr 27, 2006 10:23 pm

Order#: 611
In the event of the destruction of cloning facilities, start Farlking anything with two x chromesomes to rebuild numbers.

Posted: Fri Apr 28, 2006 2:24 pm

Order #948: Claiming to have farkled Angel is not an accomplishment.

Nelowulf
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Des Voh

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Posted: Fri Apr 28, 2006 3:09 pm

Nelowulf

Order #948: Claiming to have farkled Angel is not an accomplishment.

(Thats harsh.... sweatdrop )

Posted: Fri Apr 28, 2006 7:37 pm

Order 949: Cure Nelowulf's ED so he no longer has to be ashamed to be the only person who cannot farkle Angel.

Darkened Angel
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Nelowulf
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Posted: Fri Apr 28, 2006 7:58 pm

Order #950: Cancel last order. Nelowulf's ED is non-existant. Someone misread "fast and tricky" as "vasectomy".

Posted: Fri Apr 28, 2006 9:25 pm

Order 951: Demand Nelowulf to prove his claim as of Order 951.

Darkened Angel
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Nelowulf
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Posted: Fri Apr 28, 2006 9:28 pm

Order #952: Wonder why Nelowulf would even care about farkling Angel, as random probablility suggests it will eventually happen anyway. Then wonder what Nelowulf does in his office all day.

Theory #1: He's playing with his Wii. (damn nintendo changing their name)

Theory #2: He's waiting for his girlfriend to come over and play with his wii.

Theory #3: He sent a Nintendo Wii to France, to create mass confusion.

Posted: Fri Apr 28, 2006 10:11 pm

Order 128: Find out why the ******** Nintendo would call something "Wii".

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Posted: Fri Apr 28, 2006 10:43 pm

Order 99: Always know where your towel is.

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