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 Posted: Sun May 14, 2006 3:04 pm
yoshigali Genbu no miko Marie Forget what fanfic this is from, but it's really, really funny. xd Jack: Rick, do you know the reason why I actually came to Mineral Town? Rick: No... Jack: It's because of a girl I left, when I was a child I kissed her in the middle of a field of flowers. I guess she's gone now, I can't find her anywhere. Rick: Uh, Jack, I hate to break it to you, but that 'girl' was me. *Pale.* Jack: *Faints into his deep glass of wine.* That is really funny! Yes, isn't it? I wish I remembered what fanfic it was from...
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Posted: Mon May 15, 2006 7:00 pm
*Popuri and Kai a few years in the future*
"Kai...we have five kids."
"Yeah?"
"And we never talk anymore."
"We're talking right now."
"Not the same."
"So...what do you want me to do about it?"
"Since we have the talking part taken care of...I think you should take the kids on a trip to the ocean..the bottom of the ocean."
"REally?! Awesome! I'll get the suits!"
Popuri sighs and throws eggs at the side of the wall, making a chicken roll over on the floor laughing.
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Posted: Mon May 15, 2006 9:59 pm
_Angeles_Angel_ *Popuri and Kai a few years in the future* "Kai...we have five kids." "Yeah?" "And we never talk anymore." "We're talking right now." "Not the same." "So...what do you want me to do about it?" "Since we have the talking part taken care of...I think you should take the kids on a trip to the ocean..the bottom of the ocean." "REally?! Awesome! I'll get the suits!" Popuri sighs and throws eggs at the side of the wall, making a chicken roll over on the floor laughing. Popuri jokes!
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Posted: Tue May 16, 2006 4:00 pm
Karen and Popuri sitting at the beach at the fireworks festival:
Karen- "The lights are soo pretty!"
Popuri nods- "Kai helped to set them up. He's really dreamy you know.."
Karen- "Kai is dreamy...yes he is..." Drools a little.
Popuri growls then offers to get Karen some more beer. Returns with plastic cup fizzing a little bit- "Here you go Karen."
Karen- "Yay! Beer!" Drinks it then a second later is passed out.
Popuri laughs evily then carefully picks Karen up and heads for the docks.
*I decided to give the Popuri jokes a shot*
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Posted: Wed May 17, 2006 3:47 pm
Jack: "I promise to always love you, cherish you, and make sure you are eternally happy." Puts ring on his new bride's finger. "I love you."
Karen: "Thank you so much Jasper. Ditto."
Jack, looking hurt: "My name is Jack, darling."
Karen smacks forehead: "Oh right, sorry Joseph."
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Posted: Wed May 17, 2006 4:38 pm
_Angeles_Angel_ Jack: "I promise to always love you, cherish you, and make sure you are eternally happy." Puts ring on his new bride's finger. "I love you." Karen: "Thank you so much Jasper. Ditto." Jack, looking hurt: "My name is Jack, darling." Karen smacks forehead: "Oh right, sorry Joseph." I can't imagine any bride randomly switching names on the insert guy... xd
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Posted: Wed May 17, 2006 5:10 pm
((Yeah, lol))
Mary, Ann, and Karen are in a desert. Mary has food, Ann has water, and Karen has a car door*
Mary to Ann: "Why do you have water?"
Ann: "In case I get thirsty. Why do you have food?"
Mary: "In case I get hungry." They turn to Karen. "Why do you have a car door?"
Karen rolls her eyes and giggles: "DUH! If it gets hot I can just roll down the window!"
((Based on a blonde joke I heard blaugh ))
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Posted: Wed May 17, 2006 5:41 pm
_Angeles_Angel_ ((Yeah, lol)) Mary, Ann, and Karen are in a desert. Mary has food, Ann has water, and Karen has a car door* Mary to Ann: "Why do you have water?" Ann: "In case I get thirsty. Why do you have food?" Mary: "In case I get hungry." They turn to Karen. "Why do you have a car door?" Karen rolls her eyes and giggles: "DUH! If it gets hot I can just roll down the window!" ((Based on a blonde joke I heard blaugh )) OMG! rofl Who hasn't heard that one?
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Posted: Wed May 17, 2006 5:43 pm
We don't have any Celia, and she is my favoritest girl in AWL, so I have to do something.
Jack: Celia, I love you, I'll love you forever, and so, what I'm trying to make this lead up to... M,marry me!
Celia: What are we talking about? *Staring at a plant.*
Jack: *Twitch.* This is the tenth time...
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Posted: Wed May 17, 2006 7:18 pm
Karen and Rick at their wedding:
Rick: "Karen, since we were kids I have loved you so much. I only just realized that you were more than my friend in my mind. Luckily you feel the same and.."
Karen, staring at the minister: "Did you tell him to wear a chicken suit?"
Rick looking concerned: "Yeah..it's not a problem is it?"
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Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 1:08 pm
_Angeles_Angel_ Karen and Rick at their wedding: Rick: "Karen, since we were kids I have loved you so much. I only just realized that you were more than my friend in my mind. Luckily you feel the same and.." Karen, staring at the minister: "Did you tell him to wear a chicken suit?" Rick looking concerned: "Yeah..it's not a problem is it?" I can see it 2
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Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 6:03 pm
Karen and Jack after they have their first kid.
Karen looking in mirror: "Jack! Be honest. Does my butt look fat?"
Jack grins and nods: "Yup!"
Karen smiles and hugs him: "Good answer!" Smacks him in the head and starts crying. "That was a trick question you moron and you failed! You failed!"
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Posted: Fri May 19, 2006 11:27 am
_Angeles_Angel_ Karen and Rick at their wedding: Rick: "Karen, since we were kids I have loved you so much. I only just realized that you were more than my friend in my mind. Luckily you feel the same and.." Karen, staring at the minister: "Did you tell him to wear a chicken suit?" Rick looking concerned: "Yeah..it's not a problem is it?" OMG... xd That's just like him, poor Karen.
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Posted: Fri May 19, 2006 11:30 am
Kurt: Jack, I have a really, really, REALLY serious question to ask, after AWL did you get resurrected by the Satanic Church? O.o There's no other way to explain how you came to STH, disappeared, and then--
Jack: He talked for five whole minutes! Let's pretend we didn't hear what he said, okies? Okay! ^_^ *Runs off.* ...Must kill him later.
Joe: That would explain the butt, though. *Absent mindedly.*
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Posted: Sat May 20, 2006 7:34 am
Jack marrying Elli: "You know, I'm surprised that Doctor hasnt objected yet."
Elli: "Yeah I know, there he is right now."
Doctor waves from the back table at the reception in the Inn.
Jack drinking wine: "It's so nice that he accepts.." Gags then falls to the floor with Doctor standing up and laughing manicly.
Elli nods to him and runs out of the Inn, the two of them laughing.
Elli: "Like I'd ever marry such a loser!"
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