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 Posted: Fri Aug 11, 2023 4:53 am
The plan almost went to perfection. The only flaw was the surface area of Bison's feet making it possible to maintain an upright posture instead of splashing to the ground. It was a valiant effort on the Coaching Staff's part to save Summers some time but overall futile in being anything more than a minor disturbance. Paul threw his visor to the ground seeing Mbadi still standing.
"This is why we need a damn defensive coordinator!"
Jack and Vase looked at Bison eyeing them down, then Paul's tantrum, and finally back at each other with cartoonish gulps. They didn't know who to be more scared of at the moment, but something told them the Caribbean Colossus was a more immediate threat. The Main Event but stuck in the Midcard Marauder was however able to use the slight distraction to get himself to his feet as he would side step the puddle and run into the ring. His instincts were kicking in realizing, after forgetting how this works for a while, that bulbous Charles would probably be counting them out and this out of the ring spot was running a little long.
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Posted: Fri Aug 11, 2023 9:47 am
Bison pointed at the coaches, looking ready to tear their heads off with summers off his mind.
Then be heard referee robinsons voice.
"8!"
He panicked, his feet slipping in the damp mats as he grabbed the corner post for dear life.
"9!"
With a surge if adrenaline fueled by ptsd of his countout loss to dean johnson, Bison just barely yabked himself under the bottom ropes and back into the ring just 1/5 of a second before the 10 count.
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Posted: Fri Aug 11, 2023 6:06 pm
"YES!!!" At the exact moment the Alpha Male slips back under the ropes, Otunga pumps his fists in joy as Staffmember Russo rushes in with a bottle of champagne mixed with Pedialyte. Shaking and bursting the delicious beverage, the two men high five each other. It wasn't because Bison made it in the ring in time. And it wasn't even because Brantley Summers made it in the ring in time. It was because their boss had done his 3rd Pedialyte spot, thus guaranteeing that he would hit his performance incentives for the night. David changes the channel, no longer caring about the outcome of the match, he loosens his tie and claps his hands as confetti starts pouring down from the ceiling.
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Posted: Sat Aug 12, 2023 4:03 am
Ever the classic heel, the Main Event but stuck in the Midcard Marauder would aim a flurry of stomps to Bison as he was sliding into the ring. SIZZLIN' HOT was trying to capitalize on all the Pedialyte shenanigans and knew the VC he was going to collect from the spots was substantial. A bold white "+1150" floated above the crowd signaling that the EEW World Champion was gaining popularity and fans. With enough fanfare, Summers would be moving up the endorsement ladder quickly. All of that said, some stomps were being attempted and if they worked, SIZZLIN' HOT would flex bigly.
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Posted: Sat Aug 12, 2023 1:24 pm
Bison had bately managed to slide in on time, only to be hailed by Summers boots stomping on him. He put his srms over his head in an attempt to shield his dome from the torrent of soles.
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Posted: Sun Aug 13, 2023 4:14 am
After flexing on Bison, the Main Event but stuck in the Midcard Marauder would look to hit Mbadi with a Fargo strut into an elbow drop to the back of the spine. Summers was trying to draw on the heat of his ancestors. SIZZLIN' HOT needed another Pedialyte boost pack but they weren't readily available. Summers was still feeling the effects of the Caribbean Colossus putting to the boots to him in a variety of ways.
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Posted: Sun Aug 13, 2023 9:56 pm
Bison let out a bellow as Summers landed elbow first into his back, arching his back in pain. This was certainly going different from how the match started.
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Posted: Mon Aug 14, 2023 4:50 pm
The Main Event but stuck in the Midcard Marauder had the upper hand and needed to keep that advantage. SIZZLIN' HOT went for a transition into an armbar on Mbadi. It's been a long time since Summers was seriously competing in a match and the technical maneuver was a signal for that. If SIZZLIN' HOT could lock the move in, he would try to lock in a handshake on Bison during the armbar.
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Posted: Tue Aug 15, 2023 2:04 pm
Bison roared in pain as the armbar was applied , slamming his fist on the mat as he struggled. Hia other hand closed tight in a fist, denying the marauder his desired handshake
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Posted: Wed Aug 16, 2023 3:11 am
SIZZLIN' HOT was not afforded the handshake by Bison, who had managed to disrupt the full locking in of the armbar with his clasped fists. The Main Event but stuck in the Midcard Marauder would try to keep his legs crossed around the one arm that the hold was applied to and kick out on the other arm. Similar to how you would kick out a ziptie.
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Posted: Wed Aug 16, 2023 10:00 pm
The desperate kicking did the trick, rhe armbar locking in as he roared in pain, struggling against the submission hold
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Posted: Thu Aug 17, 2023 7:33 am
"TEEEEEEE YAAAAAAAP OUT!"
SIZZLIN' HOT was turning up the heat with the armbar on Mbadi. This wasn't the kind of wrestling that Charlie Duffy of Dystopia would enjoy but it was the type that wears down a bigger man. The Main Event but stuck in the Midcard Marauder knew he had little advantage over Bison so he needed to break his opponent down.
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Posted: Thu Aug 17, 2023 10:20 pm
Bison roared in pain as his arm was hyper extended. The ref checked on him, aksing if he wanted to submit.
"Hnnnn.... nooo!!!!" He shook his head as he struggled more. Bisons height gave him one handy advantage , one he used when he reached his leg out and draped it on the bottom rope, causing a rope break.
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Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2023 8:29 am
MANGIA MANGIA BON APPÉTIT
IT'S TIME FOR
TANK COOKS
Bulbous Robinson forced SIZZLIN' HOT to break his hold as Bison had clearly created a rope break scenario in the match. Being a class act and man of the rules, the Main Event but stuck in the Midcard Marauder let go of his grip as the surround sound of the arena played the classic tune.
MANGIA MANGIA BON APPÉTIT
IT'S TIME FOR
TANK COOOOOKS
Frank "The Tank" Fleming, legendary hot dog reviewer, as well as beint a Mets, Devils, and Dolphins super fan, made his way down to the ring. His legs were purple but his health was better than you'd expect. The Tank was full of charm that wrestling was missing and he was invited at a special guest of the Marauders. Mostly because of his ability to make Jets fans angry. He received an ovation from the crowd as he made his way down to the ring to help the Coaching Staff get in place to secure victory. Was Fleming the new defensive coordinator for the Marauders?
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Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2023 1:54 pm
Bison gripped his arm, tryinf to rub rhe pain out of his limb as he sat up.
He blinked as he saw some hot dog inhaling dude coming down the ramp. This was ridiculous, how much more was Summers Cavalcade of Clownery going to be, a full parade?
Bison started to pull himself back up to his feet.
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