[Drako and Snypa Rifle] vs Theta and Pineapple

[Drako Damone]

Drako rolls back to his feet, and steps back to his corner, tagging in Snypa.

"Your turn."  

[Drive Type Wild]

Snypa sighs, entering the ring. He had a lot of fun slapping Cartwright's cousin around in a Street Fight at St. Valentine's Day Massacre and is more than happy to do it again.

While Pineapple is sitting up, Snypa charges, aiming a low dropkick at his skull.  

[Drako Damone]

Meanwhile Drako steps out onto the apron and picks up the tag rope as he watches Snypa go to work.  

[Cartwright]

Snypa enters the ring like a bull in a China shop, quickly striking Pineapple's face with both feet!

Pineapple's back hits the mat, where he is finally able to extend his hand and lazily tag in Theta.

Theta hops over the top rope, looking as athletic as ever. Theta raises his fists up to his face, thinking he can turn this in to a Canadian-style hockey fight! Theta starts throwing jabs at the air as he approaches Snypa!

 

[Drive Type Wild]

Corey doesn't have the reach and Snypa is amused as he leans in to take a job before looking to boot The Clean Sweeper in the face for his troubles. If the patriarch of Cartwright Strong Style is looking to have the Demented Genius of Extreme and the Soaring Dragon softened up before WrestleMania, his family is the wrong way to go about it.  

[Cartwright]

Theta smiles as he lands a jab on Snypa, but that quickly disappears as Snypa boots him in the face in return!

Theta staggers backwards, finding himself in a neutral corner!

 

[Drive Type Wild]

Snypa slowly moves in, looking to stomp the same mudhole in Theta that Drako stomped in Pineapple.  

[Cartwright]

It looks like the Cartwright's are in for equal punishment tonight as Snypa approaches.

Theta tries to grab Snypa's boot at the first stomp, but fumbles it, allowing Snypa to continue with his barrage!

 

[Drive Type Wild]

The crowd is going wild as the Extreme Sage flips off Pineapple before moving backward and attempting a somersault cannonball on Theta.  

[Cartwright]

Snypa takes a few steps back before he runs towards Theta, who theatrically dives to the side as his opponent leaves his feet!

 

[Drive Type Wild]

Snypa hits nothing but turnbuckle, crashing to the mat a crumpled mess.  

[Cartwright]

Theta points at his head, showing everyone how smart he thinks he is as he gets to his feet.

Theta sees the state that Snypa is left in and looks to capitalize with his Dragon suplex, a Japanese-inspired move from the massive weeb!

 

[Drive Type Wild]

Snypa is pulled up and dumped over and onto his neck, sighing irritably. He's taken worse Dragon Suplexes from better wrestlers but it still hurts.  

[Cartwright]

Theta begins to get overly-excited, jumping to the air in joy.

Theta now stalks Snypa, waiting for him to get to a knee as he prepares to unload his Street Fighter-inspired V-Trigger knee strike to the head to finish Snypa off!

 

[Drive Type Wild]

Snypa slowly stands, turning around and almost getting his head taken off with Theta's Sagat Tiger Knee had he not moved to the side out of the knee's path.

Once the Clean Sweeper turns around, Snypa will look to put him down with the Snypebuster.