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 Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2006 12:55 am
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Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2006 2:00 pm
Omigod, I love you Wing-chan. :3 <3
-Before Riku gets locked up in Kingdom Hearts-
Riku: Take care of her...
Sora: *tears roll down his cheeks* No, don't leave me! I don't wanna have to go back to that witch on the islands. *jumps into Riku's arms*
Kairi: *in background* Hey!
Riku: Oh Sora, you're right, what was I thinking? Let's get outta here. *runs out of Kingdom Hearts with Sora in his arms*
Donald: Hey what about Kingdom Hearts! We need to close the door! We-urhjs *gets drowned by Heartless*
Goofy: Gwarsh, that's cute.
Donald: @#(!_#!
Director: SORA! Get your butt back on stage and close that door!
Sora: NO! You expect me to close Riku behind Kingdom Hearts!? *starts crying* I hate you...*sniff*...not coming back for KHII.
Director: eek eek Okay, okay, you won't have to go back to the islands with Kairi...argh, but Riku still has to go behind the door.
Riku: stare
*back onstage*
Riku: Take care of her...for me...*points to Sora's keyblade*
Sora: Oh, okay! 3nodding
Riku: Thanks baby...*takes Sora into his arms and starts kissing him*
Sora: *giggles* Riku~~*kisses back* heart
Donald: The door!
Goofy: Gwarsh, that's cute.
Donald: .........
Director: *sigh* It's not supposed to go like that! gonk Just close the door already.
Sora: Wh-at--? *falls to the floor with Riku ontop* hehe, Riku, I think you have to go inside now.
Riku: *smirks* You'd like that wouldn't you. wink
Sora: Riku! *blushes* Not right now...
Riku: hehe...
Director: eek Okay guys, I give up. Whenever you two are...um, done...you can find me outside, hitting my head against the side of the building.
Sora & Riku: Okay~~! heart heart heart
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Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2006 8:56 pm
OH EM GEE! This thread is genius. heart
So, the Paopu fruit thing has been done a thousand and one times already, BUT THIS IS MY CARING FACE. domokun xd
Riku: Sora. *tosses Sora a paopu fruit* You wanted one, didn't you?
Sora: A paopu fruit...
Riku: If two people share one, their destinies become intertwined. They'll remain a part of each other's lives no matter what. C'mon, I know you want to try it.
Sora: Wha-what... wait a second!
Riku: Hum?
Sora: There's a chunk already taken out! It looks like a bite mark, too...
Director: How many times do I have to tell you, Riku, don't damage the props! I'm going to hire someone else soon!
Riku: But... .....it wasn't me.
Director: Then who was it?
Riku: Umm.... that guy! *points to a palm tree and runs*
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Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2006 8:59 pm
And another one... I actually originally did this while watching Kingdom Hearts II and making fun of it, but I used this part in KHI instead so I don't spoil ANYTHING. Geez.
Ansem: *In Riku's body, facing the ocean* Look at this tiny place. To the heart seeking freedom, it is a prison, surrounded by water. And so, this boy sought to escape his prison, and he opened his heart to darkness.
*Turns toward Sora, changing into Ansem*
Sora: OH MY WORD-- CHILD MOLESTER!! *runs away*
Director: Child...molester?
Sora: ;_; *sniffs*
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Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2006 9:02 pm
Also making fun. I was bored.
Sora: *shaking Kairi in front of Hollow Bastion's keyhole* Kairi?! Kairi?! NO!! WAKE UP! NOT FAIR, I WAS SUPPOSED TO KILL YOU!!
Riku: Nyeah-nyeah, I win.
Sora: crying
Director: scream You're not supposed to kill her! In fact, you're trying to do the opposite!
Sora: Yeah, Riku, you weren't supposed to kill her! I was!
Director: stare stressed
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Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2006 9:07 pm
Do I really have to explain myself?
*reaching for each other*
Sora: Kairi!
Kairi: Sora!
Sora: Remember what you said before... I'm always with you, too! I'll come back for you!
Kairi: I know you will!
Sora: *talking to self* And I'll make sure to bring my hatchet along...
Director: SORA!
Sora: Oh! I'm sorry! Would a shotgun be better? Or maybe some dynamite. NO! I have it. I'll bring Donald's sledgehammer and have some fun.
Director: O_o;
Sora: Have your mops ready!
Director: NO! NO BLOODSHED!! crying
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Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2006 9:17 pm
As a new feature for all I've decided that evry once a month I'll gather the top five bloopers (not including me of course ^_^, unless you say it) and I'll give 'em a reward!!!
Likey? ^_^
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Posted: Sun Apr 02, 2006 4:28 pm
---"Sora, let's take the raft..."---
Kairi: Sora, let's take the raft and go- just the two of us!
Sora: Huh?
Kairi: Just kidding!
Sora: *twitches* Don't scare me like that again. *mumbles* Like Hell...
Kairi: ...huh?
Sora: Erm, uh, I mean, *clears throat* What? Y-you're the one who's changed, Kairi... *cough*
Kairi: *blinks*
I don't hate Kairi... all that much but this was too funny.
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Posted: Sun Apr 02, 2006 4:33 pm
---Behind the scenes!---
Kairi: Hey, Sora?
Sora: What?
Kairi: You know that drawing in the Secret Place?
Sora: ...Yyyyeaaaah...
Kairi: They let us draw them on our own... Y'know, because they thought it'd be funny, but... it doesn't look like me... In fact, it actually looks like Ri-
Sora: Oh, would you LOOK at the time! Must dash, lunch hour's almost over, have to do the scene where I stab myself soon, seeyoulaterbye!
Kairi: ...O_o
This came from my brother's observation (one I had made sooo long before) that the drawing in the Secret Place looks like Riku, not Kairi... the fact that HE noticed it just cracked me up. It also made my day XD
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Posted: Sun Apr 02, 2006 4:41 pm
*cackle* This thread is so awesome...<33
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Posted: Sun Apr 02, 2006 4:43 pm
---On Captain Hook's ship---
Riku: Why are you asking about them when you should be asking... :steps aside, revealing Kairi all dead-ish: ...about her.
Sora: ...Who?
Riku: ... You know... HER. :points to Kairi:
Sora: And that is...?
Riku: You know... childhood friend... my rival for your affections... YOU KNOW! HER! :jerks thumb repeatedly at Kairi:
Sora: Gimmie another hint! What's her name again? Kaylie? Kalya? Kelsie? Mary?
Riku: :sighs:
Sora: I knew it! It WAS Mary!
Director: CUT! IT'S KAIRI! KA-I-RI!
Sora: :blinks: ... :a look of recognition passes his face: OOOOOHHHH! HER!
Sora: :turns back to Riku: Why am I looking for her again? Is she, like, my neighbor or something?
Riku: Oh, for the love of...
Had to do it, sorry!
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Posted: Mon Apr 03, 2006 2:44 pm
This idea just opped in my head when I played Kingdom Hearts and well it has nothing to do, and is random but maybe you'll enjoy it.
~~~~~~At Neverland's First Encounter~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Riku: Instead of asking about them, you should be asking about ME!!!
Sora: Huh? Why?
Riku: I've been feeling a little sick lately, and well....I've had been moody.
Sora: Eh? Riku?
Riku: It happend after our *first* night together.....
Sora: Huh? Ummm....?
Riku: For Goodness Sake's Sora I'm Pregnant !!!!!
Sora: *runs to him* Riku, baby that's great news.....
Riku: I know isn't it? I wonder what our child will be like?
Sora: Who's the dad? Riku.....?
Riku: I'll be daddy, you play mommy...*smirks*
Sora: Just 'cause I'm feminine doesn't mean I'll play the mommy!!
Riku: But you will play mommy if I say i won't have smex with you again....*smirks*
Sora: That's not fair. *pouts*
Riku: *laughs* I know but then this isn't fair either....*falls on top*
Sora: People can see us you know. *blushes*
Riku: Guess that's why I'm Heartless eh? *winks* wink
Director: eek xp WHAT?! Oh gosh this so annoying!!!! Okay after your done, find me choking myself int he washroom, okay?
Riku & Sora: You got it!!! heart heart heart
Sora: What about Kairi? She's here?
Riku: Oh....yeah. Which reminds me....*picks her up and throws her into the water* Now that's better.
Sora: *giggles* Oy Riku! heart heart heart
Don't ask me how Riku can have a baby.he just can for this scene. ^_^
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Posted: Mon Apr 03, 2006 3:10 pm
Kitsune-chi ---Behind the scenes!---
Kairi: Hey, Sora?
Sora: What?
Kairi: You know that drawing in the Secret Place?
Sora: ...Yyyyeaaaah...
Kairi: They let us draw them on our own... Y'know, because they thought it'd be funny, but... it doesn't look like me... In fact, it actually looks like Ri-
Sora: Oh, would you LOOK at the time! Must dash, lunch hour's almost over, have to do the scene where I stab myself soon, seeyoulaterbye!
Kairi: ...O_o
This came from my brother's observation (one I had made sooo long before) that the drawing in the Secret Place looks like Riku, not Kairi... the fact that HE noticed it just cracked me up. It also made my day XD HAHAHAAAAAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! *gasps for air* HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! blaugh xd blaugh ShimaGenki Also making fun. I was bored. Sora: *shaking Kairi in front of Hollow Bastion's keyhole* Kairi?! Kairi?! NO!! WAKE UP! NOT FAIR, I WAS SUPPOSED TO KILL YOU!! Riku: Nyeah-nyeah, I win. Sora: crying Director: scream You're not supposed to kill her! In fact, you're trying to do the opposite! Sora: Yeah, Riku, you weren't supposed to kill her! I was! Director: stare stressed kupo-tenshi Omigod, I love you Wing-chan. :3 <3
-Before Riku gets locked up in Kingdom Hearts-
Riku: Take care of her...
Sora: *tears roll down his cheeks* No, don't leave me! I don't wanna have to go back to that witch on the islands. *jumps into Riku's arms*
Kairi: *in background* Hey!
Riku: Oh Sora, you're right, what was I thinking? Let's get outta here. *runs out of Kingdom Hearts with Sora in his arms*
Donald: Hey what about Kingdom Hearts! We need to close the door! We-urhjs *gets drowned by Heartless*
Goofy: Gwarsh, that's cute.
Donald: @#(!_#!
Director: SORA! Get your butt back on stage and close that door!
Sora: NO! You expect me to close Riku behind Kingdom Hearts!? *starts crying* I hate you...*sniff*...not coming back for KHII.
Director: eek eek Okay, okay, you won't have to go back to the islands with Kairi...argh, but Riku still has to go behind the door.
Riku: stare
*back onstage*
Riku: Take care of her...for me...*points to Sora's keyblade*
Sora: Oh, okay! 3nodding
Riku: Thanks baby...*takes Sora into his arms and starts kissing him*
Sora: *giggles* Riku~~*kisses back* heart
Donald: The door!
Goofy: Gwarsh, that's cute.
Donald: .........
Director: *sigh* It's not supposed to go like that! gonk Just close the door already.
Sora: Wh-at--? *falls to the floor with Riku ontop* hehe, Riku, I think you have to go inside now.
Riku: *smirks* You'd like that wouldn't you. wink
Sora: Riku! *blushes* Not right now...
Riku: hehe...
Director: eek Okay guys, I give up. Whenever you two are...um, done...you can find me outside, hitting my head against the side of the building.
Sora & Riku: Okay~~! heart heart heart *worships author of blooper!* biggrin xd
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Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 1:44 pm
Me again of course!!!! Tehehehe!!
Just so you know the director quit for a while, and I came in as a background!!!!!
*SQUEELS***
~~~~~~~~~Scene After Riku sacrifices Himself to save Kairi~~~~~~~
Goofy: Kairi come on!!
Kairi: I can't leave them behind!
Donald: A Heartless is following us!!!
*Heartless Sora walks up to them**
Donald: Go! *bonks head* Go away!
Kairi: Sora?
*Heartless come*
Kairi: This time I'll protect you Sora!!
Kairi hugs Heartless Sora.
Sora: AAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!! EWWW!!!!! EWWW!!!!! Get her cooties off me!!!!! AAA!!!! EKK!!!!! *brushes himslef crazy*
Kairi: Sora..what's wrong?
Sora: AA!! *cross sign** Go away you demon!!!
Riku:*background* -laughs- blaugh blaugh
Hey Sora glad that wasn't me!! -laughs-
Sora: WAI!! I want Riku to hold him like that!!! WAI-WAI!!!
Director: CUT!!!!! Sora she's suppose to hug you. *sighs* Another round everybody.
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Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 1:46 pm
~~~~~~~Redo- Scene After Riku saves Kairi~~~~~~
Kairi: This time I'll protect you Sora!!
*Heartless comes out*
Kairi: AAA!!!! *dies*
Director: CUT!! CUT!!!! WHO DID THAT!!!!
Riku: rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl Guess i can save Sora now. wink
Sora: Who is she?! What a dork she failed to save me!!
Director: *smacks head against wall*
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