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 Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2014 2:08 am
That... wasn't a half bad idea. "Well, that is... I mean..." Now she was distracted and sort of drunk. "And ick, I am not touching some disgusting idiot's tongue. That is all you~"
"Haa~" Amarante seemed disappointed in Hyde's disinterest towards any postcoital confectionaries. "It isn't a trophy! That would simply be a waste of cake." She nodded and seemed quite satisfied in her answer. "Are you saying you don't eat cake after sex? Really now~" Before and during wasn't bad either, Amarante decided. The issue of memory was far less interesting to her. "Well, there's no need to be worrying about it anyway. Do I look to be upset over the matter? I do not." Too busy being intoxicated and distracted by the thoughts of sex and cake, surely.
"You really don't have anything to share in the manner of juicy gossip? Aa~" Absolutely no chance for any retribution for all the teasing she'd had to endure. Such a pity. "If I pour you another drink will you call me next time so that cakes of celebration may be made on your behalf?"
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Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2014 11:18 pm
Hyde couldn't help but waggle her eyebrows as the realization hit Amarante. "See? See~ Now, I wonder what kind of chocolate Mr. Muller likes~" She licked her lips with that last thought, as though she had eaten some messy chocolate and didn't want to waste any of it. Her demon friend really seemed to like cake with her fornication. "Are you just looking for more excuses to have sex-cake? Maybe I should phone in special orders for you to make any time I achieve orgasm by the actions of another. 'Hello, Ama-Bakery? I just had sex~ I'd like one Black Forest Cake, please.'" The last bit was spoken into her glass like an old fashioned phone mouthpiece. Then the glass became a regular mouthpiece in its intended function as she put the rim to her lips, but then realized it had not been refilled yet. The horror. The absolute horror. "You really want to hear something from me, don't you, Ama-cha~ Alright. I'll have you know I have a special date tomorrow night. With a lovely younger lady, even." What a horrible joke. The only beings older than Hyde were deities, as far as any of them knew. "And we might just... bake a cake." That should spark an amusing reaction from the drunk demon. "Now may I have another before you finish the bottle?" Even though it was Amarante's booze. But maybe she'd forget that after a point.
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Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2014 1:42 am
Once again her face was being ruddied for reasons unrelated to intoxication. "I think that he... likes anything sweet..." Her wandering mind was quick to snap out of it despite being flooded with sweet thoughts and alcohol. "I mean. What business is it of yours, anyway?" Suddenly the gossip dealer was feeling some retribution herself.
"Oh~ Do you have problems with cake, Hydecchi? Someone should give you some cake and sex therapy. I bet that would solve a lot of your problems!" Amarante was back to having silly drunk fun it seemed. "Things can be a bit sticky, but what an ample opportunity for social bathing afterwards!" Though she was a bit indignant about part of what had been said. "Who says you get to pick the kind of cake? What fun is it if it is not a surprise~ It's a present, after all!" An odd sort of present, but still a present.
Amarante flashed a bright smile as she was finally able to wear Hyde down enough into getting some dirt. "Now that is more like it. You must tell me how it turns out, yes?" Upon that she was more than happy to pour another glass for Hyde and did so. The age issue was one she didn't relish thinking about, however. "Even as a joke it is hard to swallow." She took a hard swallow of her drink and held up her glass. "Here's to long hard lives but forever youthful bodies, hnn?"
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Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2014 10:41 pm
"Might I suggest honey, if you wanna be sweet and have a reason to bathe afterwards." Hyde may not have cake during sex, but that didn't mean she hadn't used almost any other foodstuff. Chocolate was still one of the best because you really had to work your tongue on it to... Well, some details were best left in the bedroom. Taking a big hit off the glass Hyde could feel that slight tingliness of the alcohol setting in. Finally. Ah, the problems with condensed body weight! "And I suppose you know who can provide this therapy? I'd prefer someone experienced in it as an amateur would just be way too messy and ruin the first experience. Then it would be another few decades before I'd give it another go." When you lived a very long time, bad sex really stuck with you. "Any excuse to bathe, eh Ama-cha~ Shall I give you a reason to bathe now?" She took a smear of red paste from the compact and was playfully pushing a gob towards her friend. "I suppose so. But you'd just make whatever cake and if I was in the mood for something else then the whole thing could just be ruined." She didn't really mean that. The evidence was in the fact that the last line was delivered like she was some Southern Belle, complete with fanning gesture. Which led to her smearing some of the aforementioned gobbed paste on her face and collar. "Alright, Ama-cha~ I will tell you all of the grisly details you want to hear when it is over." Really. They shared some... risque stories in the past. What difference would new ones make? Not much was shocking anymore, right? With Amarante's toast Hyde raised her glass to meet. "Eternally young, anciently wise, perpetually pissed off!"
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Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2014 6:50 pm
"Haa~" Amarante seemed unimpressed by the suggestion of honey. "If one wants to be effectively glued to the sheets, perhaps." Still, she was not unappreciative of said suggestion. "That seems like something that would go well with a milk bath, surely~" The cat-like smile that followed indicated that she was satisfied with her solution to the problem of stickiness.
Amarante's disinterested expression seemed to say that she didn't feel like helping Hyde find such a person. "I wouldn't know~ It's not as if experience factors in so greatly with such a thing." She was back to looking satisfied with herself quickly enough. "Willingness does." She'd also say 'tenderness' but from Hyde's many raunchy stories she didn't seem the type to factor that in too much. "You've enough experience to mettle your partner if you so desire, do you not? It sounds to be more a matter of impatience on your part." She avoided the weird red stuff Hyde had at every approach. "Bathing for hygiene reasons is entirely different than bathing for social reasons!" Someone might need to be sent to another plane of existence for a while again if she insisted on making the finicky demon dirty. "Oh~ But then it would be less special. Things out of the ordinary tend to fondly remind one of things better than things you encounter often." It was an oddly sentimental statement considering what it was about.
"Oh~ Good!" Again, an odd reaction considering the subject at hand. "The usual details, of course. Discussing techniques and things of that sort. No pornographic novel think tanks." Though between the two of them they could write out some sordid things indeed should that be their intention. With a tiny tap her glass met Hyde's. "乾杯乾杯~"
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Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2014 9:28 pm
Milk and honey certainly sounded like a good time. And Amarante would be a good source of one. "So where would you get that much milk? You have the honey. Unless you'd prefer to use some other stock?" That certainly would not be one of their social bathing nights. "You've been out and about here longer than I have. I just figured you had a good gauge on the people around here. Or did you take the only good one?" That wouldn't be unlike the catty demon. But Hyde knew there were plenty of alternatives. Now who would be the best to know about cake with sex? That might be more fun to try out than she first gave it credit. "I suppose you have a point - as always - Ama-cha~" In regards to everything so far. The demon had a way of having things more thought out than she did, which was not unusual at all. Hyde was far more impulsive and random. Also, Amarante looked ready to have Hyde read another one of those books again and send her on a brief vacation. Sure, there was a ton of fighting to be done, but getting out of some of those things was such a pain in the butt that the last one took her half a year only to find out she had been overlooking a chain behind a pillar. Friggin architects. "Oh? But I think we could make an absolute killing in the romance novel market. Have you read the drek that passes for pornography and romance these days? Lightweights! And some of it isn't even trying to be good and they just eat it up as brilliant." Whatever. These humans had no idea the stuff they were doing now was not even up to their waist in the waters of sexual pleasure. Time to drink. "乾杯~" After their glasses met Hyde downed hers in one go.
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Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2014 2:15 am
"Shishi, you're overthinking it~" Hyde buying tons of milk for the purpose of bathing was a pretty entertaining thought for Amarante. "A few cups of whole milk in water should do the trick. Or powdered milk, if you're into that sort of thing." From the dismissive gesture that followed it seemed that Amarante was not. "Mm, there is never a shortage of honey at the apiary, surely."
"'Good' is a matter of perspective." It wasn't as if she'd meant to show up in a strange place and fall in love with a strange doctor. Yet still she tapped her pointer fingers together thoughtfully as she continued with a certain nervousness to her voice. "But he's the one I want, so..." It was almost frustrating how prominent the situation had become, not only in general but also to how others related to her. But in reality a creature that spent most of her time loitering and sleeping wasn't up to terribly much in the first place. Didn't stop a facepalm from encountering her face, however.
"Oh, but then I am not sure how they would market or regulate anything we would end up producing." The level of filth involved would be pretty incredible after all. "Ultra porn? Erotic materials meant for non-mortals only?" While she couldn't speak for Hyde there was certainly a level of gore involved that at least equalled the level of erotica in past said adventures. "Just as well. Who I share my exploits with is as who I deem worthy and necessary. No need to let strangers be getting the wrong impression of me, after all." Just because she'd broken or dislocated a few things in her time didn't mean she was necessarily into doing such things. She downed her drink and burned a deeper shade of drunken rouge. "Besides, I'm... far more interested in the emotional element of such things, as of late..." The alcohol was definitely talking and she seemed unable to stop it.
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Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2014 11:11 pm
This thought of diluting milk into water instead of bathing in nothing but milk confused Hyde. Why was it a milk bath if the majority of the liquid was not milk!? Insanity! She was gonna have to find some really big cows or a whole lot of them and make a real milk bath. She might invite Amarante for that. She would need the honey... "Maybe I am overthinking it, but a full on milk bath would be so neat~""You have a point there." Good to Hyde was not the same as good to her friend. The demon did not like to fight as much as the elf did, but combat was such a turn on that if she could fight with someone for at least an hour without either of them being killed Hyde will have found herself a new partner for keeps. Male, female, something else, didn't matter, if they could fight they were damn sexy. Everyone else so far... Possibly just filling the void. Or hormones that haven't died down after many millennia. "And you can have him. Too awkward and squishy for me. And a little creepy. Your kink, not mine." Amarante was funny to watch when she had too much to drink. She was gonna need more. "Ultra porn works quite well. I think the genre title alone would attract the curious. Maybe if mortals did buy it and killed themselves reading it that would be less of a headache for us?" Very few mortals could stand up to the kind of things they had been up to in the past. Hyde knew this for a fact. That's part of the reason she didn't date them anymore. "That is what pen-names are for, Ama-cha~ With the network of people out there it would take a super sleuth to connect the ultra porn to us." The demon's comments after didn't warrant comment; just deep thought. Or a deep drink. The emotional element of a relationship. That part was tough for her. Letting anyone in that close took a special someone or a lot of time that most didn't care to invest. Hyde found herself leaning over and resting against her friend's shoulder. "I'm... glad... you feel that way, Ama-cha~" The alcohol really hit her at this point.
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Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2014 8:00 pm
Amarante seemed to be both buzzed and baffled by Hyde's insistence. "But then it ceases to be a bath and becomes simply sitting in said substance. An ultimately sour and sticky substance." Milk was good and all, as was the idea of a milk bath, but the idea of both together was simply too much for her intoxicated brain. "Unless you are into that sort of thing. Like a cartoonish creature taking a bath or swim in a great amount of gold." She had no doubt that Hyde would do either of said things.
"Awkward? Creepy? K-kink?" Her ability to structure sentences seemed to be hindered by confusion. Not to mention, Amarante was pretty awkward and creepy herself. Her great affection for the awkward creepy man in question made her want to defend him regardless, but she decided that not trying to change Hyde's mind in this case was the best course of action. And overall she didn't seem too discouraged by her friend's words, answering with a content smile. "Again, perspective."
She still seemed to be unconvinced of Hyde's grand porn scheme, but Amarante had her reasons. "Perhaps I should leave that to you. I have a mostly reputable business to keep in mind, you know~" A single-shouldered shrug and look over her shoulder emphasized her point. What other fairly neutral place would people have to meet at if Amarante lost her ridiculous coffeehouse for reasons of indecency? "You underestimate my enemies, surely. I have been tracked across time and space. Assuming a different name would be futile~" Oh, she'd said something both candid and sensitive. "I mean... th-that is..." For a fearsome former general she surely wasn't a stranger to stuttering and blushing lately. "Well... enough about me." Maybe Hyde would ease off of the subject. Maybe not. But she had to ask. "Are you relaxed enough to fight?"
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Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2014 6:29 pm
Why did Amarante have to continue to make sense even though she was progressively more and more soused? "I suppose~ I would want to be clean as well as nice smelling afterwards. And a little tasty. Definitely tasty. And only things attracted to filth would be attracted to me after a full milk bath." This is why Hyde liked to talk with her friend. It helped prevent her from making dumb errors like that. Aww. Amarante didn't seem to want to write a really dirty book. Or series of books. Long lives meant a lot of encounters. "You're taking away all my fun ideas, Ama-cha~" Hyde practically whined. The alcohol was really getting to her head now. "But if you have enemies that can be safely killed off then lemme know~ I need stuff to do and the Kuros have been quiet for a while." At the demon's question Hyde rolled her neck and shoulders, producing a few loud pops and cracks as she did. "You know, I think I am."
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Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2014 9:32 pm
Amarante nodded sagely. "And we don't want that to be happening again do we?" The image of a naked Hyde being chased by all sorts of pestilence was still burned into Amarante's mind, after all.
"No one said that you could not write such a thing yourself, yes?" She was conveniently excusing herself from ever being involved with the idea in the first place but not necessarily dismissing the idea in general. With a sigh Amarante replied with a great amount of dismay. "If it were that easy I would have simply killed them myself, you know? Such pains, they are~" Her expression quickly brightened upon her friend's reply. "The roof has been reinforced again since the last time we fought up there. I have to say that I'm excited to try it out!"
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Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2014 7:55 pm
Not again. Never. Again. It took weeks of bathing and lots of scrubbing to get that odor out. It was something like... Alien barf. "No kidding. It took you six months before you'd allow me to bathe with you again." That was a very lonely time period. Sometimes Hyde swore the demon either had a super-sensitive nose or just wanted to torment her on occasion. Probably both. "Are we going to have a larger group for the next bathing?"But, but! Half of the reason for having Amarante help with the smut books was the fact that she had such a better grasp for imagery and vocabulary than Hyde, who was just lewd and perverted. "I... suppose I could try writing it? I'll probably just get distracted from the whole idea after we're done here and forget about it anyway~" The alcohol would see to that. Her friend's response sounded almost like a challenge. 'Oh~? If you can't simply kill them, then perhaps I can complicated...ly... kill them. Or something. It sounds like fun!" The proposition to fight was quite enticing. Hyde's ears practically wriggled in glee. "We'll have to see if the contractor knows their stuff. How did you describe the needed reinforcements? 'Able to withstand an aerial bombardment'?" Would she really be able to cut loose with her friend again without collateral damage?
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Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2014 11:26 pm
"Bathing is a very important ritual for me, for both social and personal reasons! Surely you must understand that I cannot go around smelling of extraterrestrial vomit like you can at times." Teehee. With some consideration she came to her answer. "Perhaps. Did you have someone in mind?" Though Amarante was a social creature, Hyde's idea of inviting everyone all the time wasn't one that meshed with Amarante's cautious discretion.
Hyde's lack of attention span was exactly what Amarante was counting on! "Write what now?" She couldn't help but tease. It would be convenient if Hyde forgot about it already. With a dismissive gesture she overlooked Hyde's attempted simplification of Amarante's annoyingly complicated enmity with others. "Yes yes~ Hnn. It was not as if the construction wasn't sturdy to begin with. Just some reinforcements as a precautionary measure, that's all!"
(( We could either proceed with a fight at this point or flash back to a different fight to give you insight on the guy Hyde doesn't like! :o ))
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Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2014 3:20 am
Just one time - one - and Amarante would never let up about the alien barf incident. How was Hyde supposed to know that aliens also had a gag reflex? Isn't that why they were referred to as 'alien'? The unknown? Fighting was one good way to find out about different peoples. Of course it didn't do well for diplomacy, but that was not one of her strong points anyway~ "Well~ There is a certain other demon around whom might enjoy group activities. I'd suggest a certain doctor, but I know you've already entertained such thoughts many times already." Speaking of barf. "Write?" Where the heck was that coming from. "I thought you were talking about having a fight. Did that change to something less interesting? Pfft~" Ama should know by now that not much held her interest for very long. Unless it involved fighting or sex it didn't really keep her progressively simplified mind focused for very long. Millennia of life and experiences left her attention span in shambles. "Why are we sitting around talking when we could be testing the integrity of the construction." Somewhere inside Hyde wondered if there was a roofing contractor with a strong connection to the Force... (( We can do the current fight. Flash back stuff can wait for another time. Like in One Piece! ))
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Posted: Thu Sep 25, 2014 12:20 am
Hyde's musing was met with a smug smile. "Simply because you haven't been there doesn't mean that I haven't already had such an encounter with her." Hyde missed out on a lot of things in the few months Amarante had preceded her in the strange new world. "And oh, but of course!" She was entirely too chipper to acknowledge the truth in Hyde's words. Most smitten individuals would be flustered at their idle fantasies being poked at. Probably was difficult when it was something she'd been tortured and criticized for, for the longest time.
Success! What Amarante lacked in forethought was more than made up for in strategic planning. With a sly smile she continued leading Hyde along the desired path of thought. "Sure~ly. The construction was sturdy to begin with, and furthered by our advances in technology." Though she often kept herself distanced from the family industry, there were times Amarante could feel proud about having contributed to something both useful and dangerous. Said pride smeared itself across her face fairly shamelessly, closing her eye as she gestured boldly to the elevator in the back. "Shall we?"
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