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medigel generated a random number between
1 and 70 ...
38!
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 Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2014 7:11 pm
And for her efforts, she snagged . . . a children's maid outfit.
Stormy wasn't quite sure what to say or feel in that moment, because while it was cute, it was neither her size nor an Elsa doll.
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Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2014 7:15 pm
[ Game Master Otto ]
He looked on, scribbling in his notebook about future improvements and worries about accidental transportation of actual hunters. He felt pride as he watched his training course get used so much already. A lot of pride.
And also a lot of snorting and laughing because damn this was funny.
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Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2014 7:46 pm
[ Tech Support Ami ]
Ami was unsure as to why she'd stayed behind. Her only requirement from Otto was that she help set up some of the more complicated runic tech, which went relatively smoothly enough.
However, she stayed behind for the shits and giggles, because like Otto, she felt immense hilarity ensued in this prison. Having been captured not once, but twice by horsemen, she thought this course both important and hilarious.
"Stormy will look good in that, don't you think?" Ami commented, covering her mouth with her hand to keep her smile from being seen. "Very much her style."bittiface yes hello ami is here and ready for judgment
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Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2014 7:56 pm
[Game Master Otto]"No, no. Like..." Otto grinned behind his hands, still fighting a laughing fit. "I just pictured one of the bigger dudes running this course and winning one and I just..." He snorted and laughed again, doubling over his work space with his head in his hands.
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Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2014 8:28 pm
[ Tech Support Ami ]
Ami stared very skeptically at Otto. All the squinty faces. "If you aren't careful, I will arrange one made in your size."
She could do it Otto.
She could.
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Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2014 8:36 pm
[Game Master Otto] Otto stopped laughing and peeked up at Ami. He frowned. " No."
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Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2014 8:43 pm
[ Chel - Intro Post ]
Chel had heard there was loot to win. She was down for loot. PLUS she got wicked cool horseman butt-kicking skills. What more did you need?
Having heard from a friend of a friend, Chel was more than ramped for fighting some horsemen in golem. Instead she was thrown into a prison cell. Which sucked. Sucked d**k. You thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?
And Tenebrae agreed. < Indeed. >
The bars were blasted open with a highly concentrated arrow, and Chel rolled out for BATTLE. She wanted to FIGHT THINGS. YEAHHHHHH!!!
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chiickadee rolled 2 6-sided dice:
1, 1
Total: 2 (2-12)
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Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2014 8:44 pm
[ Chel - Pit of the Famine Bugs ]
Chel ROLLED OUT, expecting a million bad guys to fight.
But there was nothing. It was quiet. So quiet it was actually kind of creepy. She was starting to dislike this place. Why did horsemen choose such lame hiding places? Why couldn't they hide in like ... an arcade. Or a disco rink. Or the movie theaters.
It was in wondering all of this useful information that she felt a crunch under her foot. She lifted her boot, wondering what she'd stepped on. Some kind of scorpion? Well that wasn't that unusual. It was the desert after all. As long as there weren't any mor-
OH GOD. SO MANY SCORPIONS. LIKE A MILLION SCORPIONS.
"AhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!"
Well this was a great start.
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chiickadee rolled 3 10-sided dice:
9, 3, 7
Total: 19 (3-30)
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Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2014 8:53 pm
[ Chel - Cliffhanger ]
Chel just ran. She was pretty sure there were scorpions dangling off pieces of her body (no scratch that, she was definitely sure, considering all the pinching she was feeling on her butt and the crawling in her hair), but she just kept running toward the goal.
Almost in a cartoonish fashion, Chel skidded to a stop at the edge of the hill. A big long steep drop, as evidenced by a few scorpions that fell off of her and into the abyss.
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LIKE SOME DUMB CLIFF WAS GOING TO STOP HER.
Chel sidled like no one had ever sidled before.
HP: 46/50
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chiickadee rolled 1 20-sided dice:
11
Total: 11 (1-20)
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Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2014 9:31 pm
[ Chel - Tight Rope Bridge ]
ROPE BRIDGES?
THEY WERE NO MATCH FOR CHEL.
She did pause to take a selfie with the waterfall. #soulful #waterfall # lol #mlg #******** #perf #bossassbitch
HP: 42/50
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Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2014 9:33 pm
[ Cami - Start ]
Cami was a glutton for punishment. This time she kicked at the bars and regretted it. Her hip hurt from the shock of never being used like that and, mentally, it was added to some of the things she needed to work on. Face determined she flounced with epic style towards the bug pit.
She was going to make it her b***h this time.
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nessy rolled 2 6-sided dice:
6, 3
Total: 9 (2-12)
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Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2014 9:34 pm
[ Cami - Makin' the Bug Pit Her b***h ]
No, no, this wasn't much better than last time. Feeling the legs crawl across the skin of her golem, shuddering through it all, Cami wondered why she was doing this. Oh, right. Because Otto had texted her back saying that he'd been laughing and she was a glutton for punishment and laughter. She didn't quite make the bug pit her b***h, for she came out of it feeling disgusting and tired, but it was better than last time.
Improvement!
HP: 38/40 (-2 per turn)
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nessy rolled 3 10-sided dice:
10, 4, 2
Total: 16 (3-30)
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Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2014 9:38 pm
[ Cami - Don't Fall ]
Remembering this place, remembering the mistake that had caused her to fall, Camille took a few deep breaths to test her state of mind before sidling across the expanse of previous death. She felt a little unsteady but nothing worse than she'd had to deal with on an early morning training session. Moving slowly, carefully, across the span she reached the other side with only a little more fatigue than she had started with.
Otto, if he was watching, would see her doing a wiggling dance of victory. It was not sexy but it was amusing!
HP: 36/40 (-2 per turn)
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chiickadee rolled 2 6-sided dice:
5, 6
Total: 11 (2-12)
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Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2014 9:39 pm
[ Chel - Range of Archers ]
ARROWS? THAT MEANT SOMETHING TO FIGHT!!
Chel summoned Tenebrae to her side, expecting a rad one on one, and instead was disturbed to find that SOMEONE had set up automatic arrow machines. So after taking like twenty arrows to the knee, she had nothing to show for it. Great. Awesome.
PERFECT.
HP: 27/50
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nessy rolled 1 20-sided dice:
20
Total: 20 (1-20)
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Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2014 9:43 pm
[ Cami - Rope Bridge ]
This was a joke, right? Looking at the rope bridge brought some feelings of nostalgia for home. It was nothing at all for her to cross and even gave the redhead time to pause and take in the view of the waterfall beneath her. If she closed her eyes and thought about it, very hard, she could almost feel like being back in Antigua again. Rope bridges weren't really something they had a lot of, they were mostly for tourists, but she'd played on them as a child. Some things you never forgot.
HP: 34/40 (-2 per turn)
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