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 Posted: Tue Sep 26, 2006 1:12 pm
rofl This thread is sooo great. rofl (no offence to anyone else) But the first post is the funniest thing in the world. lol.
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Posted: Tue Sep 26, 2006 2:12 pm
Yes, however the ideas ran dry once Aurelius "layed the smackdown" on every singly army in one giant post. 3nodding
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Posted: Tue Sep 26, 2006 5:46 pm
I know I liked that very first joke a lot. (the "ABANG ABANG" one)
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Posted: Fri Sep 29, 2006 12:22 pm
The philosiphys where still my favorite.
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Posted: Sun Oct 01, 2006 10:29 pm
Yeah it is great we need to find some more jokes for the place.
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Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2006 1:41 pm
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Posted: Mon Oct 09, 2006 9:05 pm
I would rather have a Chaos legion infront of me then a Tau legion aiding me.
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Posted: Mon Oct 09, 2006 10:04 pm
DartStriker I would rather have a Chaos legion infront of me then a Tau legion aiding me. If you had a Chaos legion infront of you, The Tau wouldn't have any thing left to aid. whee
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Posted: Tue Oct 10, 2006 7:04 pm
hah, I would rather have a chaos legion behind me than a Tau Legion aiding me. 3nodding
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Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 5:08 pm
I have a few things....first off I use to play warmachine I remember fightng against an army that shoots alot it was full of cygnarian longgunners... They wiped out most of my army...then I brought my snipers in to the act and picked off a bunch of them mostly because instead of rolling damage die I can auto inflict one wound of damage.my opponant asked "what rule allows you to auto inflict damage?"
I replied " my units have the shoot you dead sucka rule"
so now at the begining of every game I have to say "My army is outfitted with the shoot you dead sucka rule"
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My friend and I were playing a game of DoW on random
I got stuck with orkz and he got eldar, I began speaking like an ork...he got pissed off and tried to end the battle early by sending five squads of snipers into my base to pick off my builders...he never expected to find minefields and Waaaahhhh!! banners.
later that battle while he was defending his base he made several of the regular troops...I meanwhile made a 16 ork squad of da boyz with a warboss...I lured him out of his base and sacrificed the troops...Many lulz were had when he realized I had moved a sqiggoth with mega armored nobs into his base...last thing I said before end game was "WE'RE IN YA BAZ KILLIN' JOOR DUDZ" in an ork voice.
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can anyone win against a lictor while playing hide and seek?
Which brings about a better question: do Lictor ever not play hide and seek?
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Eldar...If you think about playing them just ponder the words "Space elves"....they don't sound so intimidating now do they?
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I recently started my friend into WH40k...he chose tyranids too lol.
when showing him the venom cannon on a warrior he asked the question "does this gun come in any bigger size?" so I showed him a carnifex sprue.
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The store I shop at is a comic book store called TBS comics it draws in alot of people but one day when I was looking at a battle box for tyranids one guy that was playing a game looked over at me and said "you don't want to buy that." like he is some jedi. I asked him why? and he in turn asked "do you want everyone to hate you?"
me- everyone already hates me
him- well what you should really consider buying is the chaos space marines.
Meanwhile my friend (one of the store managers has overheard this)
storemanager-no don't buy into chaos what you need to get is eldar
chaos guy- The gay space elves I think not! My guys died went to hell and were respawned..we have a manestation of hell called "The warp" flowing through us.
me- Honestly I'd rather outnumber you 2 or 3 to 1 and eat your planet...
Chaos guy- "Damn space cockroaches''
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that is it for now but I might have more later
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Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2007 9:48 pm
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Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2007 11:10 pm
no you didn't kill it, just most of the funny stuff is kinda situational. I mean you could really burn some armys good but then some other people might start to whine and get tiffy about it... so ehh.
I love to pick on nurgle personaly and think of all the stupid stuff a marine would never do but would be funny to see.
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Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2007 1:04 am
Time to revive this thread
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Sergeant! The Tyranids have engaged the Chaos Forces over the ridge! Tightly packed, they will be vulnerable to the Basilisk cannon! Request permission to open fire!"
"Permission denied."
"Sir? We could eliminate both foes in one shot!"
"Yes, but that would be... impolite. We wait until one side wins and comes after us to fire."
"Squad, incoming Genestealers! All Bolters, Open fire!"
"But Brother Ayden, there are Rippers much closer heading our way! RIPPERS!"
"There are only 3 of them, broth- BY THE EMPEROR LOOK HOW CLOSE THEY ARE! SHOOT THEM!"
There was once a young man who desired to become a great writer.
When asked to define "great" he said, "I want to write stuff the whole world will read and react to emotionally, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!"
He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.
"If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess."
He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said,
"If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week."
The 40K player took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket. The frog then cried out,
"If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you and do ANYTHING you want."
Again the 40k player took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket. Finally, the frog asked,
"What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess and that I'll stay with you for a week and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?"
The 40k player said,
"Look, I play 40k. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog, now that's cool."
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Posted: Sat Oct 20, 2007 6:55 pm
omg thats hilarious! eccpecially the spacemarine laws
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Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 6:54 am
am i the only one who loves to kill armies that i think look ugly?
like i see a really tacky army i just love killing it.
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