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Bittiface

Sarcastic Hunter

PostPosted: Wed Jan 29, 2014 9:44 pm


"I don't get it." A wall of what boys like? Otto looked between the two of them, waiting a moment for the pizza and his mouth to cool. "What's so important about what I find attractive in people?" Was he being tricked, or was this some kind of fetish?

He pointed a slice of pizza at her. "Elaborate. It's too vague." He then took a bite from the pointer pizza.

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lizbot
PostPosted: Thu Jan 30, 2014 5:11 pm


Kostya levelled a stare in Otto's direction. "Careful," he said, starting to put away all the toppings except for the sauce and cheese, tidying up so that the counter would look as though it had never been used. "Asking questions, maybe not vanting answers. Very much detail."

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lizbot
Vice Captain

No Faun

PostPosted: Thu Jan 30, 2014 7:49 pm


She rolled her eyes at their distrust, "I'm collecting information about various guys and what they're looking for in women and relationships." She continued to make tight little swivels in her chair because that sort of thing was kind of addictive when you started. "Most of us have never lived on an island before, you know? But it's pretty obvious that serious relationships can make everything else in your life real messy if things don't work out, because your ex is always gonna be neighbor."

America nodded confidently at the two, "It's better to ask a few questions, or find someone who has, such as myself, and make sure those sorts of romantic decisions are a little more educated."


bittiface
astrazilla
PostPosted: Fri Jan 31, 2014 6:00 pm


"I ain't interested in a relationship. I just got out of one." Otto muttered. However, any sulking was limited thanks to the delicious quality of the pizza. Thankfully said pizza had cooled some, sparing Otto's tongue from further burn.

lizbot

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Bittiface

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Wicked Shadow

PostPosted: Fri Jan 31, 2014 6:03 pm


Quietly, Kostya set another can of soda in front of Otto, since his other one was empty now, and wordlessly offered one to America, too.

"Am in agreement," he said, dryly. "Except, not vant. Ever." It wasn't entirely the truth: it was just that he wasn't capable of affection in the way that people wanted, and being in a relationship with someone who never wanted to touch you was likely no relationship at all.
PostPosted: Fri Jan 31, 2014 6:37 pm


Making a face, America sighed, "Too soon?" She'd heard about the break up from the sensitivity thing, but had forgotten how fragile boys could be about these things. It's part of what makes them so sweet, but required a softer sort of consideration. Willing to let it drop, this time, she just shrugged, "I'll just put that down instead then. Though let's hope neither of you get hit with that Mister Sexy juju again."

Her attempt at a sympathetic expression was ruined by the grin threatening to peek out.

lizbot
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Bittiface

Sarcastic Hunter

PostPosted: Sat Feb 01, 2014 1:46 pm


"Too soon." He confirmed, though the boy had all sorts of worries regarding arranged pairings. It was unnatural. He wasn't some floozy that could be bought from a catalogue! His imagination ran wild with the thought, making his face go sour.

"You are all kinds of terrifyin', missy." Otto commented, slowly opening the new can of pop he'd been given.

Kostya was given a raised brow. "What'dyou got against it?" Ever did sound very final. "Is it the lack of longevity on the island, ooor?"

lizbot

astrazilla
PostPosted: Sun Feb 02, 2014 3:32 am


"Have no interest," Kostya replied, and while it never became a comfortable topic, at least it was within his capabilities to explain, these days. "Romance is unvanted. Touch, also. Both factor lead to not 'relationship material'," he finished, providing a pair of air quotes and a meaningful stare towards America.

With that, he went to check on her pizza, and sometimes it was easier to explain, when he didn't have to look at people. Didn't have to see the surprise, or the pity, or the confusion. "Exist to be of use," he offered, "utility bring content. Is all am needing. Romance is distraction."

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lizbot
Vice Captain

No Faun

PostPosted: Sun Feb 02, 2014 4:00 am


Otto's description got a drawled, "Well I'd like to think so." Sitting a bit taller and relatively pleased by the comment, America managed not to roll her eyes at Kostya's little look.

"Hey, I get it. I won't do that ever again."
PostPosted: Sun Feb 02, 2014 8:30 am


"Distraction, huh?" He could see it. It wasn't his business if Kostya dated or not. Really, he couldn't care less about who liked who on the island. Especially right then. He decided to look at it as Kostya being a genderless humanoid from space.

It was way more cool and interesting that way.

"That's fine. Can't have you missin' a dinner here, anyway." Heaven forbid Kostya forget to feed him, right? Still, a life meant only to serve seemed dull to Otto. Wasn't for him.

Otto finished the rest of his pizza, his stomach and taste buds happy and satisfied. The whole room smelled strongly of pizza. It was perfect. "With the way you're gathering data on all eligible men on Deus, it's almost like Death work. Arguably more interestin' Death work."

lizbot

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Bittiface

Sarcastic Hunter


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Wicked Shadow

PostPosted: Wed Feb 05, 2014 6:56 pm


Retrieving her pizza from the oven, Kostya cut her two (large) slices, bringing her the plate.

"American pie," he said, dryly, and nodded his head once. "Am knowing. But is good to be vun to tease sometimes. Not always have upper hand." His eyes twinkled with almost mirth.

Returning to the counter, he went about preparing the final pizza. "She is always investigate vith just as much detail, too, many number write down. About. Relevant things." A brief pause. "Am not too comfort vith nature of study, but she do very efficient job. Could be convert to spreadsheet very easy."

Nothing, absolutely nothing, was more efficient than a spreadsheet.

lizbot

bittiface
PostPosted: Wed Feb 05, 2014 7:38 pm


The implication that Otto felt that what she was doing not only sounded like legitimate, but also interesting work, completely soothed any irritation at his refusal to contribute. And then there was pizza, and food, especially good food presented to her by the people she liked, never failed to appease America. She grinned at his Kostya playfulness and the pit into her first slice with a huge bite that declared a total lack of shame or caution when it came to fresh pizza.

"Oh god yes," she groaned around the mouthful, eyes closing. After swallowing it down she gave the Russian a look of solemn approval. "Supreme."

That said all he needed to know as far as she was concerned.

As she worked her way through, she asked, "So what exactly does Death do, anyway?"


bittiface
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lizbot
Vice Captain

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Bittiface

Sarcastic Hunter

PostPosted: Wed Feb 05, 2014 8:38 pm


"People ask me that all the time, and I usually just bullshit an answer." Otto said bluntly. "Apparently it's intel on Halloween side s**t, but honestly I don't know. I haven't seen anybody in this Division do anything especially unique.. aside from the boss killing anybody who breathes wrong around him."

Was it bad that he was this up the ranks and had no clue what his job really meant? Probably. Yes. Definitly yes.

"I assume they gather data. As for me? I mop floors." Sadly true. He drowned the rest of that sad thought in the last of his meal and drink.

lizbot

astrazilla
PostPosted: Thu Feb 06, 2014 1:40 am


America was being obscene, but that was to be expected. He'd seen her eat before, with the same amount of gusto. Kostya nodded once at her look of approval, shoulders lightening. A job well done, from both parties. He waited for his own, leaning against the counter.

"Am sure do more than that," the Moon trainee said, beatific. "Am knowing Death division is doing veaponizes, and also spying." Kostya took that moment to look sheepish, and mumbled: "Am reading basic file in labs. Apologies."

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Wicked Shadow


lizbot
Vice Captain

No Faun

PostPosted: Thu Feb 06, 2014 1:47 am


She stared at Otto first in surprise at the confession, and then with more focus than she had when trying to give up the goods for her HOT notes. She finied her first slice, took another sip of soda, and finally asked, "Is that what you want to be doing?"

The spying stuff sounded pretty fun actually, like when she and Pan went on little adventures to get the perfect picture of Caelius.


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