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Lucyal

PostPosted: Mon May 27, 2013 5:17 pm


Molly was out like a light now, dreaming about a cute little house with a cute little picket fence where Jeremy chased seagulls across the lawn and all 99 canon cats frolicked without needing to be in the life labs.

Eight
Keep going you two, Molly's out of this RP now : )

Bittiface
PostPosted: Wed May 29, 2013 6:44 pm


"S-so... that was uh.." Otto slowly tried to get his bearings together. "Did she just compare my junk to an eggplant?"

Did that mean she implied it was purple, or monstrously large?

Eight

Bittiface

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Eight

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PostPosted: Wed May 29, 2013 7:16 pm


Candace snorted at Otto's question, still laughing. "Poor Eva!" Poor, poor Eva. She sighed, took a deep breath, and tried to regain control of her own breathing. Oh god, that had been totally worth it.

"I think she was saying if you don't drink your milk you'll get an eggplant." Yes, that was totally what Molly was saying. Candace grinned. "An eggplant that gets chopped in half apparently."

And then she was laughing again.

Bittiface
PostPosted: Thu May 30, 2013 1:42 pm


Poor Eva, indeed. Otto ignored that comment.

"Just what the ******** is up? Did you drug Molly or somethin'? Ain't never seen her so friggin' loopy." Otto huffed, crossing his arms and taking a seat on Candace's couch.

Bittiface

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Eight

Fanatical Friend

PostPosted: Thu May 30, 2013 3:02 pm


"She was sleeping~." Candace snickered. She moved to drape over Otto from behind the couch, her arms over his shoulders and her head atop of his. "I woke her up twice, and that was the result. Aren't you so glad you took her up on her threat?"
PostPosted: Thu May 30, 2013 3:05 pm


"Uh, yeah, totally. It was worth the utter terror of seeing an "eggplant"--" He used air quotes, even as Candace draped over him, "get chopped in half."

Bittiface

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Eight

Fanatical Friend

PostPosted: Thu May 30, 2013 3:06 pm


"Yes, be sure to watch your eggplant."
PostPosted: Thu May 30, 2013 3:08 pm


"That ain't funny, girly." Otto grouched, leaning his head up to try and knock Candace back out of spite, "Don't joke about my eggplant. S'sensitive."

Bittiface

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Eight

Fanatical Friend

PostPosted: Thu May 30, 2013 3:28 pm


She allowed herself to be pushed off Otto and instead turned to lean back over the couch, flopping onto it with her back on the seat cushion and her legs draped over the back. "I'll joke about whatever I damn well pleased. And there's nothing you can do about it."
PostPosted: Thu May 30, 2013 3:35 pm


"Whateverrrr..." Otto drawled, leaning and slouching further into his seat, his crossed arms practically under his chin now.

"I'll forgive you if you gimme another brownie, okay."

Bittiface

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Eight

Fanatical Friend

PostPosted: Thu May 30, 2013 4:50 pm


"What have you done to deserve another brownie? I give treats for good behavior, not bad behavior." Candace squinted at Otto from her upside down angle. There really wasn't anything stopping Otto from helping himself, though.

At least unless Candace chased him.
PostPosted: Thu May 30, 2013 4:52 pm


"I'm always good." He lied, sliding off the couch to go search for the brownies himself.

"I'm so good, I'm gunna save you from getting up by getting them for myself. And I'm so thoughtful that I'll take them to my own room so you and Molly can have peace and quiet while I eat'em all."

Bittiface

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Eight

Fanatical Friend

PostPosted: Fri May 31, 2013 4:27 am


Candace laughed at Otto's claim of 'always being good'. He was not good. Anything but good. He was the worst. When he got up she reached out and grabbed Otto's leg. If he was going to into her kitchen and steal her brownies he was going to have to take her with him.

Bittiface
PostPosted: Fri May 31, 2013 1:39 pm


And that's how Otto smacked his face onto the floor.

He might have swore on the way down.

Eight

Bittiface

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Eight

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 01, 2013 9:45 am


"Don't ********' touch my brownies."

Bittiface
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