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Lawza

PostPosted: Thu May 11, 2006 1:05 am


rurouni_starchild
The Baudelaires: (upon finding an ASOUE book) Good God! Our entire lives are written in here!
LS: (snatches book away) Wouldn't you rather be reading about a pony? ^^;

rofl
*A pony picks up a book about itself* Pony: OMG! My entire life is written here!
*LS snatches the book away* LS: Wouldn't you rather be reading about three orphans?
PostPosted: Sat Jul 15, 2006 6:48 pm


Olaf: Baudelaires I have this big house of mine and I won't let you work one bit my crew will serve you
Baudelaires: We am so happy to be here with you

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Sakura_kura

PostPosted: Tue Jul 18, 2006 11:49 am


Suddenly both of the Baudelaire's parents walk up to the children and say; "By the way, VFD means Very Funny Dog. It was all a big joke and...there's no organization. It was a good joke while it lasted...shall we go home then?"
PostPosted: Sat Oct 07, 2006 6:34 pm


Violet: Klaus, would you like a custard eclair?

Klaus: What? I hate custard eclairs! I want a carrot!

Sunny: I want eclair.

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Dark_lord_15

PostPosted: Tue Jan 02, 2007 4:15 pm


Kit: I'm going into labor!!! OMFG!!!
Viotot: What??
Kit: I wasn't pregnant!
Klause:... ummmmmmmm...
Kit: Nobody told me I was fat!!!

(I know it's dumb, but so what???)
PostPosted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 6:04 pm


Violet: I'm so very dum to kill olaf. cause 1st I wanted to rape him. Darn!

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LovingStarr

PostPosted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 6:11 pm


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((( Dreaming~Starr's brother )))
Kit:uh..... uh uh oh yeah Dang I love Humping these books! uh... uh uh

[you know kit's on the book raft in the 13th book]
PostPosted: Thu Apr 12, 2007 10:36 am


Klaus: Lets see whos' really behind VFD...
*Tears of Olafs face*
Oh my! It was Old Man Jenkins. He just wanted to scare us so he could secretly dig for the long lost Quagmire fortune.

Old Man Jenkins: And I would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for you interfering adolescents. And your stupid writer to.

Lemony Snicket: Lemony Snicket!

Shaggy: Zoikers, Lemony. Lets go get some stuff to eat, man.


(I have no idea where this came from. Probably some deep rooted child hood trauma...)

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Stephen Phantom

PostPosted: Mon May 28, 2007 8:37 am


LOL rofl this is so funny! lol so keep it up hopefully Violet Klaus and sunny get luck
PostPosted: Mon May 28, 2007 8:48 am


gamingrat
Sunny rolled her eyes. She was so tired of Klaus and Violet's constant bickering. If she had to listen to it any longer, she would surely snap and kill the both of them...
That makes me giggle. I could see that happing.

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deepfreezesora

PostPosted: Fri Jun 01, 2007 6:21 am


wow that is so wrong lemony snicket is rolling in the coffin that he sleeps in for he is a mummy vampire run run for your lifes!!!
PostPosted: Sat Jul 14, 2007 9:18 am


Snyder X
Phil: Thats bad.

xD
That's great.

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