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 Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2012 5:37 pm
Meanwhile Dakota was taking Marcus's latest text to him to the gutter.
There was a lot of snickering and staring at Cass and then his phone...
Once his text message was sent...he looked at her again..one more snicker before getting the large powered saw and two pairs of googles...he also pulled out a pair of gloves and handed one to Cass.
"Marcus says if you do it slow, you can play with the large power saw...Slow Cass. Slow."iStoleYurVamps Text to Marcus: I'll make sure she goes really slow with my large blade... : D I'll try not to get her too...excited~
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Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2012 8:11 pm
"...?" Dakota's glances between her and the phone caused her to scrunch up her face a bit. However, this changed when she saw Dakota retrieving the power saw.
Cass looked far too excited for the safety of anybody. Which probably meant that the second Dakota handed her the goggles, everything was going to go to hell. After all, she couldn't be trusted to operate heavy machinery - she'd tried driving once civilian side and had nearly put Marcus in the hospital with a heart attack.
Once they'd gotten out of the ditch.
She took about two seconds to put the safety gear on and nearly bounced in place.
"IGETTOPLAYWITHTHETHING!!"
And then she had to figure out how to fire it up. Not safe at all.Istoleyurvamps Text to Marcus:IGETTOPLAYWITHTHETHING!!
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Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2012 9:10 pm
Elsewhere Marcus was busy texting a fellow moon to be ready for a possible work injury. Cass and power tool. It was almost sad that he didn't have to explain past that.
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Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2012 6:32 pm
"Slow..." Dakota repeated looking a little scared as his phone buzzed...with warnings ignored from Marcus.
"It's not a thing its a...jesus okay look, REALLY SLOW. I am going to turn it on okay? Just relax...here." Once the flip had been switched on the lowest setting, he handed it to the mist huntress and then worked his way to her other side so he could show her how to dip the saw in and start cutting...It gave a loud whine as it dropped on the sheet rock before slicing a line through it. "SO YOU GO JUST LIKE THAT ALL THE WAY ACROSS OKAY!!" He yelled over the power saw, hopefully she got it.iStoleYurVamps Dakota is totally ignoring your text for Cass Marcus >:
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Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2012 6:48 pm
And then Cass sawed her legs off. It was very traumatic.
Unfortunately for Dakota, Cass was practically vibrating in excitement right then, even through the demo. SHE HAD A POWERFUL MACHINE OF DESTRUCTION IN HER HANDS. It was probably not a good sign when she held it up with a dramatic and maniacal evil laugh before putting it to the sheet rock to actually cut through it.....
and the floor underneath it....whoops.
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Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2012 7:07 pm
And then Dakota hopped a boat off the island so he would never have to face his best friend again....
Dakota was thinking things went smooth, until he felt a give in the floorboards and looked down...underneath the sheet rock was a long...giant saw cut. He debated on what to do and waited till Cass finished cutting the sheet rock before taking the saw and turning it off.
"Cass...we just cut through the floor..." He said once the saw was off. "I hate to say this...but i think its time to dip out. We can explain to Marcus, I'll take the blame...." He shuddered, thinking of his best friend...he HAD warned him.
"And we can just come back under his guidance okay, let's just run away okay...let's just go..."
Of course the moon hunter was panicking as he said this...Oh Marcus was going to KILL him. DEAD. BECAUSE HE LET CASS PLAY WITH THE POWER SAW.....
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Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2012 8:48 pm
Dakota would be buried at sea.
Cass sort of stared at the giant cut in the floor, lips tightening into a sort of a grimace. However, it was more akin to an 'oops, how did that happen' rather than anything resembling guilt.
"What? Why are we- wait, where are we-"
However, at the note of Dakota's panic, Cass seemed to feed off of it....
and just...
dropped the power saw.
Without turning it off.
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Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2012 9:17 pm
Forever swimming with the fishes....
And then the saw dropped and he watched it like a trainwreck...as it cut across the floor, through the door into another room until it pulled itself out of the plug in in the wall and came to a screeching halt.
His face was like:
"whatdowedoohmygodCasswhatdidwedo..." Dakota stepped on one of the planks that had been cut and watched as his foot sank through....
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Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2012 9:36 pm
Cass was silent as the rampaging power tool succeeded in not actually murdering either of them.
especially her ankles
And then the looked to Dakota as he proceeded to flip out about the fact that Cass had chainsaw murdered her own house.
"Didn't do anything. It was the power saw." she quickly diverted the blame.
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Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2012 10:11 pm
And so Dakota was like
"The power saw..."
and then he was like
And so they booked it out of the house for Marcus later to find...
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Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2012 10:16 pm
and at least they still had their ankles.
And maybe sandwiches if they went to the cafeteria. Somewhere between Cass sending Marcus some magical apologetic text messages and giving Dakota some frantic looks.
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Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2012 10:42 pm
There were no texts telling him of the two hitting up the infirmary. Cass sent some text but- When he arrived to the empty house he simply found the damage, sighed, and sent them both a few texts. Quote: Text to Dakota and Cass: Just so you know, I'm not angry. Quote: Text to Dakota and Cass: I'm actually a bit furious at myself. I really should have had you wait. Quote: Text to Dakota and Cass: You are both banned from power tools. Dakota you will be taking lessons from me. Cass you will be on a power tool ban until you can tell me just why I should trust you things that can destroy everything around you.
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iStoleYurVamps
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Posted: Sat Nov 10, 2012 5:05 am
Istoleyurvamps Text to Marcus: Because you love me?
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