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 Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2013 7:24 pm
"Ah yes, of course of course," Mark wasted no time extracting a form from underneath the porn magazine, though it was more a vintage collection set than anything else, considering that his computer probably held enough of a stash to make Playboy itself jealous, considering that he just maybe dedicated an entire server to porn especially the Mist ladie-
"You're looking for this form then!" The Death assistant held out a form that said "Requisition of Classified Information - Breeding Project." He quickly held it away from Wilson. "Now, there is a fee to be paid before we start the paperwork...." He trailed off. Hint hint. Nudge. Hint.
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Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2013 7:40 pm
Ryan jabbed Wilson in the side for giving him away, before he turned back to regard the death assistant curiously. At first he was worried he was just going to hand them a porn magazine and in fact had started to advert his eyes when Mark continued, holding out a file.
"That will tell us--I mean Wilson, what we're looking to find out?" He asked, just as Mark pulled the file away from his friend. Knowing it was there, he was already curious to see what was written inside. Though.. hearing the name made him feel as though they were from some kind of pet shop. "What kind of fee..?" If Mark was talking money, the death assistant was out of luck where Ryan was involved.
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Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2013 7:43 pm
“Ow.” Wilson shot Ryan a look, although it resembled somewhat like a kicked puppy. Then he rolled his eyes and reached for the forms before they were pulled out of his grasp.
He gave the assist a dry stare. “Alright, what’s your price?”Zoobey All of the short tags..ha...
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Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2013 7:54 pm
"Five-hundred bucks, straight, up front," Mark easily supplied, as if it had been reversed over and over - it probably had. He gave a sort of smug look, that type of look that clearly had the upper hand. "If you don't like the prices you can leave, but I don't think there is anyone else awesome enough to crack open all the top secret files and give you the super secret family ties information that may or may not change your lives." He paused. "I can do a double deal, you, and the stowaway. Five-hundred, take it or leave it."
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Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2013 8:02 pm
Wilson narrowed his eyes at Mark. For a moment it almost seemed he would try to haggle with Mark just like his mother would have done. She would have been so proud.
But in the end he sighed and nodded his head. “Deal.” Two for the price of one sounded like a bargain, right.
Insert timeskip where Wilson dashed to his dorm he was on the track team okay.
He still gave Mark a look as he gave him the five hundred dollars.
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Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2013 8:07 pm
Ryan nearly choked when he heard the price. "500 dollars!?" Was he insane? He didn't have that kind of money! Hell--he didn't have any money! If Mark thought they were actually going to pay that kind of money to look through a folder of some useless family ties than he was--
“Deal.”
"Wilson--" This time he did choke. "--its highway robbery!" He hissed in a harsh whisper. "He's probably just going to use it to buy more porn anyways."
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Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2013 8:15 pm
"Um, excuse me," Mark corrected, sniffling haughtily, "I don't need to buy anything when I can download it illegally." There might have been a joke about hacking or cracking somewhere, but honestly, what kind of cracker uses their precious time to crack readily available porn?
The Death assistant didn't even blink as Wilson might as well have discovered instant teleportation in the exchange of precious monies. Mark grinned, just a little wider, as he took the money, or rather snatched it up, passing two forms over.
"All right, names and stuff on the forms, I'll get information only after you've fulfilled your correct information. For archiving purposes I'll also need your current place of residence and an accurate description of your current status thank you very much."
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Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2013 8:35 pm
"...Wow." Was that even something to brag about or be proud of? Ryan was beginning to grasp Wilson's choice in words to describe the death assistant. Though he wasn't sure 'odd' covered it.
With the money exchanged and the two forms handed to them, Ryan resisted the urge to make a comment Mark's eager expression at the money. Scrooge Mc.Duck came to mind. Only, less grumpy. "Archiving purpose?" He snorted. "Are you going to add the bribery too then?" He asked sarcastically, before he started reading over the form. Which actually had two problems.
One. He was considered exiled and dead.
Two. He didn't have a residence of his own and in fact was staying with Wilson.
But Mark had said correct information about their status and residence, so that was exactly what he wrote. "Here."
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Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2013 9:05 pm
“I’m not surprised in the slightest,” Wilson answered, but then he shot Mark another look as he wondered why the assistant demanded so much for the payment. Or maybe he just loved to hoard money for the sake of it.
He glanced at Ryan as he grabbed a form and grabbed a pen off of Mark’s desk. Unlike Ryan, it was simple enough for the death hunter to fill out the form and he held it out to the assistant. “Here you go.”
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Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2013 11:45 pm
Mark hummed and hawwed as he kicked his printer - several times - trying to get the thing to work. Finally, the machine wheezed and practically spat out a tiny stream of paper. He managed with a little more effort to wrangle the whole thing out in practically one crumpled piece, minus a tear at the bottom, handing the thing over to Wilson.
He winked. "Top secret, you've come to the right guy who-" for a second he looked down at the paper, sighing a few times - "Is not offering refunds whatsoever. Bye now!"
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Posted: Sun Jan 13, 2013 12:13 am
Wilson waited patiently as the machine spat out the paper.
He tried to smile pleasantly as Mark winked at him. "Right. That's fi--..." The hunter narrowed his eyes at Mark. "????" He looked down at the papers.Zoobey Lame tag coz I wanna know nao plz '_'
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Posted: Sun Jan 13, 2013 1:02 am
How could blood ties be top secret stuff? Ryan was pretty sure Mark was just saying such things in order to make them pay more. But since Wilson had already paid for them both, he kept his mouth shut and waited until Wilson had the papers. Though not before giving Mark one last suspicious look.
If he just scammed them then--
"What does it say?" He asked instead. Peering curiously over Wilson's shoulder.
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Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2013 10:56 pm
Dear Wilson: please flip the piece of paper over.
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Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2013 11:01 pm
Wilson promptly dropped the paper.
:CCCCCCCC Oh cruel fate, why do you mock Wilson so?
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Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2013 11:13 am
Wilson flipped the paper over, but before Ryan could get a good look at the information, the death hunter dropped it as though it was some kind of poisonous snake.
"What was that about?" He gave Wilson a curious and confused look before picking up the paper himself to have a look.
Oh.
"Hah! Dwight?" A grin quickly spread across his face. "You know, I can definitely see the resemblance." Was he enjoying Wilson's misfortune? Yes. Yes he was. However, all amusement disappeared when he read on.
"....That's a joke right?" He turned the paper, before flipping it back once again staring harder at the text printed on the paper. Allan? Of all people, Allan? Locke would have been thrilled. The Carbuncle was rather fond of the sun division lead and his brat of a weapon. Ryan on the other hand was recalling the 'One Piece' episodes and cringing.
Still looking over the sheet of paper, he did notice one other thing.
"What's the 'W' for?"
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