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iStoleYurVamps rolled 1 10-sided dice:
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Total: 4 (1-10)
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 Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2012 1:04 am
Everything hurt, and the girls just kept coming. God help him, he might die.
Rpattz hp: 4
Distance to car: 10 feet
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iStoleYurVamps rolled 1 10-sided dice:
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Total: 9 (1-10)
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Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2012 1:05 am
A break as finally the girls attacking the sparkle vampire were dragged away and the other girls were screaming under Marcus's compliments.
He wasn't dead yet, and there wasn't much farther to go.
Rpattz hp: 6
Distance to car: 5 feet
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iStoleYurVamps
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iStoleYurVamps rolled 1 10-sided dice:
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Total: 7 (1-10)
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Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2012 1:07 am
Finally, after what seemed like an eternity, they reached the car. Girls were screaming crying, and he was pretty sure half were doing some demonic love chant from hell from what they were screaming. "Sir, please hurry." Damn the women, they kept pushing and he was fighting the urge to shove them back with something a bit more harmful than his fists.
Rpattz hp: 8
Distance to car: 0 feet ;A; Yesssssssssss
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Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2012 1:26 am
The bedraggled star staggered into the limo, followed by his hunter escorts. With a jerk, the limo started even before the fans had cleared, several screaming girls rolling over the hood when they didn't get out of the way fast enough. A few minutes later they were speeding down the highway, with the actor staring mournfully into the distance, his brush with death leaving him quietly introspective.
So it took awhile for him to notice that they were headed the wrong way. "Uhm...hey, driver. Is this a special route?"
The diver turned and gave them all a fang-filled smile, eyes glowing red, "You could say that." The limo jerked again as the limo's speed increased, and the partition slid up, blocking the driver from view.
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iStoleYurVamps
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Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2012 2:10 am
One- You don't drive over people, even if they are hormonal women with the ideal of a fantasy man that would probably be terrible for them in an actual relationship.
Two- He was pretty sure that is Rpatz said it was the wrong way, it was the wrong way. They were body guards, not google maps after all.
Three- Who the ******** had fangs and glowing red eyes?
Dis, is that-
The weapon gave a girlish scream. It was. It was a mother ******** vampire.
"Son of a b***h." Looking at Jordan and Robert, the moon hunter paused to look at the actor before addressing the other trainees. "Keep him to the back and roll a window down just a hair. Buckle up as well."
Sliding to the front he looked for some sort of intercom device. He really should be letting Jordan talk but, his mission, his responsibility. Pressing the button down he hoped Dis might be able to help.
"Any particular reason you're taking us on a joy ride and sight seeing tour?"
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Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2012 2:17 am
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iStoleYurVamps
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Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2012 2:29 am
Marcus sighed.
"If you're a fan I'm sure Mr. Patterson would be happy to give you a signature if you'd just pull over."
If he got more shitty music he was having Jordan break the glass.
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Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2012 4:13 am
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Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2012 3:55 pm
This was, after all, why they were here; there was apparently a more than significant risk of supernatural obstacles. Still, Jordan would rather deal with vampires than fangirls. Fangirls were scary."Excuse me, Mr. Pattinson," he said, turning to the actor. "Would you mind moving towards the back of the seating area? It seems there may be a problem. We'll do our best to deal with it efficiently."
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Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2012 4:07 pm
Well, the vampire sure had shitty musical taste. Getting no where with trying to talk Marcus considered his options. No way to make a portal, slashing a wheel going as fast as they were would probably kill them, and... there wasn't a whole lot of room to summon their weapons. Robert had a blade, and Jordan had a hammer. Doubting the ability to have a blade thing or a sword break through the glass, Marcus turned off the intercom. It wouldn't help to let the vampire know what they intended. The only thing he could think of was to bust the partition and try to not crash the limo. Try, key word. Looking back at the actor he felt bad. They hadn't exactly been 'top notch' thus far. "Jordan, think you have enough room to summon Ferros and take this out?" He pointed to the glass. "I can set up a barrier, but that won't exactly save us come a crash. If we can disable the guy and get control of the wheel we should be okay." Robert got a look, "Unless you know how disable a car from back here that is?" Maybe.
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Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2012 10:58 pm
"I know how to disable a car from here." Robert growled, clearly now completely upset with whatever creature had decided to try and kidnap Robert mother ******** Pattinson. "You wanna watch me ******** disable a car from here? I will ******** disable a car from here." He plucked Jezebel out of his pocket and held it up right in front of the spot where the driver's seat must have been behind. Robert's idea of disabling anything did not seem like the safest option.
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Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2012 11:24 pm
"Robert, we're going who knows how fast. Killing the driver is not the best idea. Getting to the front to get control of the car? Just a bit safer I think." Not by much.
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iStoleYurVamps
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Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2012 10:10 pm
Jordan moved up to tap thoughtfully on the barrier. Bulletproof glass - yeah, he wasn't going to be breaking that without Ferros's assistance. "I was hoping to avoid summoning in front of civilians," he grumbled quietly, "but I guess that went out the window when the driver grew fangs."
Was there any way that they could do this other than a straightforward application of force? Attacking the driver sounded nearly as hazardous as killing him and letting the limo swerve out of control. If there was some way they could disable the vehicle without having to break into the front seat ... damn, he wished he knew more about cars. In a vehicle like this, there had to be some kind of vulnerability presented by the long stretch of the frame. A show he'd watched some time ago popped into his head.
"I don't like the idea of trying to wrestle for control while we're rolling. Robert," he said. "You think you and Jazzy could take out the drive shaft through the floor? Don't do it yet," he added hastily.
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Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2012 12:28 pm
As soon as Jordan asked for it, Jezebel was there, in his arms. He gave Cedric - err, Rpattz - a wary look, before putting it down on the floor of limo. He shifted it a few inches to the left, then waited.
"Say the word, boss." Jordan was smart to tell him not yet, because he would have skewered the entire bottom of the car within seconds of being asked.
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iStoleYurVamps
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Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2012 12:40 pm
Giving Jordan as sort of sad look Marcus shrugged. "Better to freak someone out then let them die. Plus, given those girls, the guy has probably seen worse." Rpattz's fans were pretty special. They had almost killed him with their love after all.
The notion of taking out the drive shaft made sense once Jordan suggested it, but then Marcus had never owned a car. He could fix a lawn mower, but knew jack s**t when it came to motor vehicles and how they worked. "Jordan stay up front-" Marcus moved to the back cursing slightly with how cramped it was. Why people thought limos were nice, he'd never know. "-Robert." Well hopefully they wouldn't die. "Go nuts."
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