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iStoleYurVamps rolled 1 20-sided dice: 3 Total: 3 (1-20)


iStoleYurVamps

iStoleYurVamps


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PostPosted: Wed May 16, 2012 10:45 am


"I'll get over them when they stop existing. And no, I'm good." He shook his head. "Very good. You can save your healing for someone else. Someone not me." He was defense anyway, not really in need of the healing...yet.

"I'll stick to blocking, you can play nurse, and the others can play at shanking the bird."

HP: 47
Defending whoever posts after me for: 3 :'D

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LP rolled 2 8-sided dice: 6, 8 Total: 14 (2-16)
PostPosted: Wed May 16, 2012 1:31 pm


Aleister aimed Pookie at the phoenix and no sooner had he hit the bird it starting nipping at his coat chasing him for having smacked it. "FFF, go away." He flailed trying to save his coat from being ripped off. He really liked that coat.

He ended up hiding behind one of the others before looking at the bird. "Remind me not to have a bird as a pet." He added, trying to keep from panicking further.


HP: 26/40 (-5)
DMG: 14 - 8 = 6
CHRG: 2/3

Mob HP: 83/99
Mob Count: 2

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Bloodlust Dante rolled 2 10-sided dice: 3, 1 Total: 4 (2-20)

Bloodlust Dante

Fortunate Hellraiser

PostPosted: Thu May 17, 2012 7:11 pm


The said burd was quickly becoming a nusiance in the boxers mind. every stike was quick and fleeting, but strong as it decided to nick his shoulderblade again. the slash made the boxer hiss at the contact and scrunch up from the aerial assault. Only o retaliate a second later with the swipe of a chainsaw and not even get a glancing blow at even a tailfeather.

"its agreed, we shall never have pet birds here, right fellas?" he asked irritably to the group.

HP: 30/50
DMG: 0
CHRG: 1/3

MOB HP: 83
Mob count: 3
iloveyouDIE rolled 2 10-sided dice: 4, 9 Total: 13 (2-20)
PostPosted: Fri May 18, 2012 8:05 am


"No.. no birds are terrible." As if to accentuate his point the phoenix swooped at his, talons scraping across his pale white chest. He whacked it like he was using a baseball bat, sending the bird spinning away from him in a flurry of dissolving feathers.

"They s**t everywhere and attract mice."

HP: 30 / 50
Damage: 5
Charge: 1 / 3
1 recoveries remaining

Mob HP: 78 / 99
Mob count: 1

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iStoleYurVamps rolled 1 20-sided dice: 17 Total: 17 (1-20)


iStoleYurVamps

iStoleYurVamps


Trash Husband

PostPosted: Fri May 18, 2012 1:31 pm


"******** birds." He said, bringing the weapon up to protect his face. "I'd prefer a goddamn cat, at least they can take care of themselves."

HP: 47
Defending whoever posts after me for: 17

Bloodlust Dante
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LP
LP rolled 2 8-sided dice: 5, 7 Total: 12 (2-16)
PostPosted: Sun May 20, 2012 8:45 am


Aleister nodded in agreement of the other guys as he watched the phoenix change targets. He took up pookie and started spinning the blitzball before aiming the weapon at the bird's back.

He watched as it connected and grinned, before the bird tried to come after him again. Aleister started backing up when he noticed Marcus blocking the bird. Oh good was probably the only thought that came to the death trainee's mind.


HP: 26/40 (Auto DMG Blocked)
DMG: 12 - 8 = 4
CHRG: 3/3
OTHER: Death Trainee -2 from auto dmg.


Mob HP: 74/99
Mob Count: 3

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iStoleYurVamps rolled 1 20-sided dice: 9 Total: 9 (1-20)


iStoleYurVamps

iStoleYurVamps


Trash Husband

PostPosted: Sun May 20, 2012 2:24 pm


Marcus was good at defending.

Or rather.

He was getting better at it sometimes.

HP: 47
Defending person who strikes next for:9


LP
Bloodlust Dante
Kuromeez
iloveyouDIE
iloveyouDIE rolled 2 10-sided dice: 5, 4 Total: 9 (2-20)
PostPosted: Sun May 20, 2012 2:42 pm


Bix fired an arrow, winging the phoenix (literally in the wing), and it screeched in dismay, turnng on him. Marcus blocked most of the damage but Bix didn't not escape unscathed.

"All I want is to have girls look at me shirtless and possibly get closer to sleeping in my own room eventually." It was just his luck they got the biggest b***h monster of all Insanity monsters.

HP: 29 / 50
Damage: 1
Charge: 2 / 3
1 recoveries remaining

Mob HP: 73 / 99
Mob count: 1

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PostPosted: Sun May 20, 2012 6:36 pm


Okay, so Tedan was late for the mission ... if it was even a real mission. I mean 'don't wear a shirt' what was that? And the bit about clicking and flashes. Uh huh, probably someone just wanted to take pictures of them fighting. But still, was that such a bad thing? Smirking just faintly, the dark-haired Sun trainee headed into the dorms with Arda already summoned and tilted his head, listening. Where were the others? Surely he wasn't the only one here ...

Then he heard voices down a hallway and moved that direction, only to see a flash of gray feathers and freeze for a few minutes.

Arda muttered in his head. Well. Nothing for it but to join the fight. "Hey, you big ugly chicken!!" Tedan yelled as he charged at the phoenix.

HP: 30/40
Damage: 5
Charge: 1/3
Recoveries: 1

Mob HP: 68/99
Mob count: 0
Manda rolled 2 8-sided dice: 7, 6 Total: 13 (2-16)
PostPosted: Sun May 20, 2012 6:37 pm


(( Then I forgot to roll bluh. THIS ROLL FOR THE POST ABOVE ~ ))

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Huni Pi rolled 2 10-sided dice: 9, 8 Total: 17 (2-20)

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PostPosted: Tue May 22, 2012 9:53 am


So Before got the text a little late, actually not quite so much as a little as totally completely <********> late. He also seemed to have failed to read the part of being shirtless. Not that it would have done him any good, what with still being bald as a cue ball and everything. Oh and the fact that there was a <******** Insanity-fueled phoenix, that seemed to be a tad bit more important :/

Vanna was in his hands before Before could even blink and with a cry to draw the fire away from the other guys, or to maybe alert them that they were now all doomed, "Sorry I'm laaaaaaaaaate!" Before felt the broadside of his partner solidly collide with the phoenix. And then he felt one of the wings solidly collide with him. xAx!!!!!

HP: 43/50
Damage: 9
Charge: 1/3

Mob HP: 59/99
Mob Count: (? I'm confused x.x)
Bonus: Intermediate Mist using Intermediate Death
iStoleYurVamps rolled 1 20-sided dice: 12 Total: 12 (1-20)
PostPosted: Tue May 22, 2012 10:00 pm


Bix got a laugh. The only girl Marcus wanted to show off shirtless for was Cass, and she didn't have to even ask him. He did miss his bed though. For various reasons that might or might not involve Cass.

Tedan and Before's arrival got a nod. Thank god more guys were showing up. The damn bird would just not die.

HP: 47
Defending next person who posts: 12
Mobs killed: 2
Mobs spawned: 3


iStoleYurVamps

iStoleYurVamps


Trash Husband

LP rolled 4 4-sided dice: 1, 4, 2, 2 Total: 9 (4-16)


LP


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PostPosted: Thu May 24, 2012 4:28 pm


Wrong dice count =/
LP rolled 7 4-sided dice: 2, 3, 3, 4, 3, 1, 3 Total: 19 (7-28)
PostPosted: Thu May 24, 2012 4:30 pm


Aleister nodded to Before and Tendan when they showed up. He wasn't sure about this thing. It kept spawning more mobs. "I-i think we're gunna need to call for back up." He said with a frown.

Pookie seemed to glow brighter as he noticed the weapon was charged. "Oh." He swung it towards the phoenix managing to hit with the charge. There was a small silly smile on his face, of course it didn't last long when the phoenix started after him.


HP: 26/40 (DMG blocked.)
DMG: 17
CHRG: 3/3 (Using) | 1/2
Effect: Burning Blitz (Battle Cry stats)
OTHER: Death Trainee -2 from auto dmg.


Mob HP: 42/99 ((sorries I saw the wrong HP value when I was doing this.))

Mobs Defeated: 2 | Phoenix Defeated: 0 | Mobs Summoned: 4


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PostPosted: Thu May 24, 2012 6:58 pm


Bix actually stopped attacking. Thankfully the phoenix was occupied with others.

He took the opportunity to slide around behind Before and Tedan.

"BROOOOS!" He yelled an began trying to rip their shirts off. "It's the rules!!!"

Manda

Huni Pi
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