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Bittiface rolled 2 10-sided dice: 7, 4 Total: 11 (2-20)

Bittiface

Sarcastic Hunter

PostPosted: Tue May 08, 2012 3:21 pm


Otto: 46/50
Dmg: 3

Baddie: 40/50


Otto barely dodged an attack from the bigger baddie, shuffling backward to gain more space. He didn't much care to rely on melee, but swung his weapon like a baseball bat anyway.
Blade Kuroda rolled 8 4-sided dice: 4, 2, 2, 3, 1, 4, 1, 3 Total: 20 (8-32)
PostPosted: Tue May 08, 2012 8:13 pm


Deryk noticed no other thingies were cropping up. This was a good sign. Running towards the fog creature, he unleashed Tooley. The green aura burst out from the blade just before he plunged it into the fog, causing it to scatter a little. It didn't kill it. In fact, it still kinda looked like it was doing alright still.

HP:44
Damage: 16
Charge: 0/3 1/2

HP: 24

Blade Kuroda

Militant Raider

Nio Love rolled 2 10-sided dice: 8, 4 Total: 12 (2-20)

Nio Love

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PostPosted: Tue May 08, 2012 8:19 pm


"This thing kind of looks like a turtle." Robert turned to his other comrades for a moment. "Doesn't it look like a turtle to you?"

He turned back, and made a swing. "I like turtles."

HP: 40
Damage: 4
Mob HP: 20
Pales rolled 2 10-sided dice: 1, 9 Total: 10 (2-20)
PostPosted: Tue May 08, 2012 8:21 pm


Jude actually stopped even as the creature swiped right at him despite his half-hearted dodging and then looked at Robert and said, "Yes. yes it does. Your buddy looks like a turtle. A turtle that needs to not be alive anymore."

Then he swiped at it.


STAT BOX

JUDE STATS
HP| 44/50
DMG| 2
Charge| 3/3

MOB STATS
HP| 18/50
DMG| 5 (auto damage)

Pales

Demonic Gatekeeper

Bittiface rolled 2 10-sided dice: 8, 1 Total: 9 (2-20)

Bittiface

Sarcastic Hunter

PostPosted: Tue May 08, 2012 8:28 pm


Otto: 44/50
Dmg: 1

Mob: 17/50


Otto was so gafaw'd by Robert's observation he tripped over his own feet while trying to attack.
Blade Kuroda rolled 2 10-sided dice: 6, 4 Total: 10 (2-20)
PostPosted: Tue May 08, 2012 8:54 pm


"Yes. Should kill this turtle. Not a turtle I enjoy. Not a teenage mutant ninja."

Though, Deryk was kinda surprised that Robert was actually attacking instead of summoning more of these things. But that was probably a good thing right about now. Moving to try and get around the fog, he attacked again.

HP:42
Damage: 2
Charge: 1/3

Boss: 15

Blade Kuroda

Militant Raider

Nio Love rolled 2 10-sided dice: 10, 4 Total: 14 (2-20)

Nio Love

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PostPosted: Tue May 08, 2012 8:57 pm


There was stupid, and then there was Robert stupid. He was stupid enough to keep bumbling around and summoning things, but when something this big, that hit this hard, started to attack - he was back to business.

"How can you not enjoy turtles, man?!" Or at least, as close to business as he got. "I had one once in the backyard," He explained as he hacked away. "And he would like, BOLT if you tried to stick him with a pine cone."

HP: 35
Damage: 6
Mob HP: 9
Pales rolled 2 10-sided dice: 2, 6 Total: 8 (2-20)
PostPosted: Tue May 08, 2012 8:58 pm


"I would bolt as well if you did that to me, Robert, and I am not even a turtle," Jude said in a deadpan tone as he tried to strike the creature down only to go through with another lovely swish motion. He was having a hard time with this all of the sudden.

STAT BOX

JUDE STATS
HP| 42/50
DMG| 0
Charge| 3/3

MOB STATS
HP| 9/50
DMG| 5 (auto damage)

Pales

Demonic Gatekeeper

Bittiface rolled 2 10-sided dice: 8, 5 Total: 13 (2-20)

Bittiface

Sarcastic Hunter

PostPosted: Tue May 08, 2012 9:06 pm


Otto: 42
Dmg: 5

Mob: 4


"Turtles are ********' boring." He swung down Tenya at the foggy apparition.
Blade Kuroda rolled 2 10-sided dice: 1, 6 Total: 7 (2-20)
PostPosted: Tue May 08, 2012 9:32 pm


"Why would you do that!? Man. You wouldn't like a pinecone stuck up your butt would you? Probably not. If you do. Please don't say so. Don't... want..to thinkaboutit."

Deryk was too busy shuddering at the thought to do any good.

HP: 40
Damage: 0

MOB: 4

Blade Kuroda

Militant Raider

Nio Love rolled 1 100-sided dice: 77 Total: 77 (1-100)

Nio Love

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PostPosted: Sat May 12, 2012 12:14 pm


Robert took personal offense to that comment, pointing Jezebel at Otto instead. "YOU'RE ********' BORING."

Quote:
67-89: Nothing happens.
Pales rolled 2 10-sided dice: 5, 7 Total: 12 (2-20)
PostPosted: Sat May 12, 2012 7:48 pm


"Now kids, don't make me put you in separate corners," Jude said over toward Otto and Robert when it seemed like a brawl was going to go down over whether or not turtles were boring.

Jude struck the creature one last time making it go down after a nice horrible screech.


STAT BOX

JUDE STATS
HP| 40/50
DMG| 0
Charge| 3/3

MOB STATS
HP| 0/50 - It Ded.
DMG| 5 (auto damage)

Pales

Demonic Gatekeeper

Bittiface rolled 1 100-sided dice: 80 Total: 80 (1-100)

Bittiface

Sarcastic Hunter

PostPosted: Sat May 12, 2012 7:55 pm


Why was Deryk implying pinecones went in such a place? Otto's lip curled in disgust at the boy, interrupted in his judgemental staring by Robert's weapon.

"Woah! Dude, don't pint that thing at me.." Jude's reply was met with a sideways glance from Otto.

Quote:
67-89: Nothing happens.
Blade Kuroda rolled 1 100-sided dice: 66 Total: 66 (1-100)
PostPosted: Sat May 12, 2012 7:59 pm


Deryk let out a sigh while looking between Otto and Robert. Though, his attention didn't stay on them for long. Down the hall, he saw what looked like a mini stampede of creatures headed in their direction.

"Uh. Guys. Stampede."


66: A bunch of smaller, semi-solid forms attack you in a large group!
Boss Stats
HP: 66 (collective health)
Auto Damage: 6 (hit or miss)

Blade Kuroda

Militant Raider

Nio Love rolled 2 10-sided dice: 8, 10 Total: 18 (2-20)

Nio Love

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PostPosted: Fri May 18, 2012 10:55 pm


Robert was ready to point his weapon right up Otto's a**, when the sound of stampeding monsters came hurtling towards them. His eyes narrowed, and all the fun they were having ended in a rush as he bent forward in an attack stance. It looked as though even Robert knew when it was time to get serious.

Jezebel made a sickening crunching sound as his body twirled, barreling right through the mob just as determinedly as they were barreling towards them.

HP: 29
Damage: 12
Boss HP: 54
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