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"I C U touchin' my buttons..."

More along the lines that his visor could tell that some buttons were getting pushed. His view was getting quite skewed out, like a monitor setting that had been readjusted in the worst possible manner.

In a mock scolding tone, he reminded her "...keep in mind... touchin' buttons... actually causes things t'happen..." He didn't clarify what, but as if to prove his point, he rather casually planted his hand upon her chest, fingers extended to cup what little amount of curves she had and squeezing slightly.

"Honk honk!" he said with the appropriate squeezes that went with it. He then let go and pulled his Rocketdex and his arms back. He tucked the device away in his side pouch and placed his two arms behind his head to seemingly lounge.

"And so ya know, ya aren't my type either... but either way... we gotta do sh*t up right t'celebrate... let's ditch this place and find ya some of that real food that ya were lookin' for, lil' boy!"

Awwww, he had been hoping she'd take the bait of honking something equally as sexual on him in return. Oh well, this was, after all, the first time they were meeting. As the flat-chested girl gave out the common stereotypes as to what men wanted in a woman, he couldn't help but lean forward a bit and comment with brutal honesty.

"It's hard t'motorboat a flat board of a chest like yours."

He wasn't a good boy. He didn't need to hide what he liked in women. Though, the self proclaimed orphan "boy" hadn't mentioned one of the key features that 1337 loved in a woman. He didn't need to offer that much though, since it wasn't like he was going to be slipping into a bed with this boyish girl anytime soon.

As the girl got up and seemed to start leading the way, he paused for a moment while she wasn't looking and hit a couple buttons on his gloves, helping to fix up what she had messed up with her curious touches.

"I wouldn't imagine askin' a lil' orphaned boy t'pay fer my food, Andy." With that, he stood up and followed the girl to whichever place she decided she wanted to eat.

He couldn't wait for her to learn a few things once she was in the organization.