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iStoleYurVamps
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 Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2011 2:19 pm
Well goddamn it. Jordan you brilliant man you. "Could you make it back super fast?" If they didn't have to steal, that would be wonderful. "Me and Leon can wait here with the uh- goods, while you run back." He gave a half hearted chuckle. "We can even go look for your condoms Leon."
A look over to the door. "I just want to get this over with and get back to bed and never speak of this again."
Ever. Again.
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Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2011 2:26 pm
The voice of reason did have a place here. "Smart lad, that's a good idea!" better than stealing and having people chase them into a portal like something out of a sci-fi movie. However." Leon said with a pause and looked at the two of them. "We don't know how much this hefty thing costs."
The early hour caught up to him again as he let out a yawn and glared at Marcus in disbelief. "Really Marcus, really?" he said in disapproval at him. "Shopping with another guy for condoms?" he said plainly and looked away from the bloke back to Jordan. "Not exactly optimal right dude?"
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Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2011 2:28 pm
As the three headed towards the cash register, everything seemed pretty normal, standard even, other than the twenty-or-so stares in their general direction and the worker at the open register giving them possibly the most perturbed expression before returning to her iPhone, preoccupied. No doubt her text looked something like this: 'Hey Sue, you'll never guess what I saw at work today...'
And not just a minute later, something began to beep noisily in all three trainees' cell phones. Upon opening any, only a simple message would read on the phones:
"Deus Ex Gate Closure in ETA: 2:00 minutes"
By the time any of them reacted to it, the timer was already down to 1:30. MAXI PAD GAUNTLET - Jordan, Marcus, and Leon must make it back to the portal on time with their contents! Roll a 100-sided dice, and match your results to the results below. They may roll as much as needed until you roll an exit, but also note that every action you take costs time: that means if you hit zero you are stuck here until another Hunter comes to fetch you. - Do not forget to rp out your results as well each post. - Please post your total time value at the end of each post (you start off with 90 seconds, if you hit 0, you are out) - If you are the first person to make it to the exit, it is assumed you are solo carrying it in, everyone else will just have to continue rolling until they make it as well, if they do. - 1- 20: You start running, but you hear a riiip as some of the contents start slipping out - crap, you need to grab them! - 30 seconds - 21 - 40: The parking lot exit is right there, you can see the portal! You run for it, but a person in a shopping cart suddenly cuts you off. - 10 seconds - 41 - 60: The cashier finally notices that you are not paying for your product and starts to chase after you shouting. A couple of the employees try to stop you from exiting. - 20 seconds 61 - 80: The bag is really ******** heavy and you get dragged down by its weight for a bit - 10 seconds 81 - 100: You make it to the portal with the contents, wait oh crap, are the others there yet? WHO THE ******** CARES, JUST RUN.
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iStoleYurVamps rolled 1 100-sided dice:
7
Total: 7 (1-100)
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Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2011 2:33 pm
Marcus smiled. "But we all know I have the girlfriend. Why do you want the rubbers Leon? I mean we do see you picking on Jude all the time, could be some hidden feeling in there." Okay not it was just time to make jabs at each other.
"Only gay if balls touching." In the end, grab and go. The message on the phone was met with his face paling. CRAP. Time to book it. Poker facing at the register he grabbed them and just said "******** this s**t.Evasive maneuvers. "
Sadly, he felt them dropping like crazy and had to scramble to pick them up. ******** ******** JULIE ******** ******** ******** s**t was basically what was going on in his head.
Timer: 60 seconds
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iStoleYurVamps
iStoleYurVamps
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prolixity rolled 1 100-sided dice:
17
Total: 17 (1-100)
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Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2011 2:34 pm
"I'll book it like a hellhorse is after me," Jordan said, quietly relieved at having actually had the idea, much less having it agreed to by the others. He smirked evilly at Leon without answering the question, and helped lug the box towards the front of the store. Until his phone beeped at him, and he flipped it open and read the text.
" ... well, there goes that plan," he said, and sighed, resigned. "Let's get this s**t over with."
... annnnnd some of the objects in the box were falling out. He paused to help Marcus scoop them back into the box, painfully aware of time ticking down.
Timer: 60 seconds
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Bloodlust Dante rolled 1 100-sided dice:
75
Total: 75 (1-100)
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Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2011 2:36 pm
"Oh ha ha ha, very funny." Leon grumbled back and gave Marcus a shove, the best of friends they were.
"Its called being prepared and not needing the infirmary to be aware of my sexual activity."
As it turned out, time was against them as he peered at the timer that suddenly appeared on the phone. "Crap, forget the going back Jordan, we go with the contraband Now."
It didn't seem like much of a problem, grabbing a corner and hoisting it casually up and closer to the exit. Until the corner on his side began to feel like a bag of rocks. "holy.... what the hell are these things, Lead?" he grumbled out as it began to get lighter and lighter.
"hey hey, try to keep them in the container huh guys?" He really didn't want to have to make a second trip.
Just what this store needed, repeat shoplifters from the bermuda triangle.
((ROLL TBE))
Timer: 90 seconds 80 seconds
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prolixity rolled 1 100-sided dice:
19
Total: 19 (1-100)
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Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2011 2:40 pm
"Not my fault the packaging su - s**t!" Jordan yelped as the cardboard started failing again, and he once again lost precious seconds picking up what had fallen out.
Timer: 30 seconds
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iStoleYurVamps rolled 1 100-sided dice:
5
Total: 5 (1-100)
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Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2011 2:44 pm
There were not enough manly tears to convey all his feelings as he felt that he was most surely ******** but this. Later, Marcus would get a bunch of condoms and give them to Leon. An early christmas gift. he could go boink whoever he wanted. "Next time, I am bringing my wallet, or I am just going to go play deathsweeper. ******** at least that isn't publicly humiliating."
AUGH GOD THEY JUST KEPT DROPPING ******** WHY DID WOMEN HAVE TO HAVE BLEEDING VAGINAS.
Timer: 30 seconds
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iStoleYurVamps
iStoleYurVamps
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Bloodlust Dante rolled 1 100-sided dice:
45
Total: 45 (1-100)
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Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2011 2:46 pm
And the box was leaking.
If Leon wasn't just getting pissed off at the duo that was behind picking the lost materials up, it would have been funny.
"Yes yes, for those heavy days and you leak." he said bitterly and walked on ahead. "Julie needs to invest in a better product."
And then the workers managed to stumble out of their half awake status of stocking items to finally notice all the commotion in the aisle and gave chase.
"Touch me and i'll clothesline you to the ground!" the boxer roared as he charged down the aisle and kicked over a pile of jacks along the way.
Timer: 80 Seconds 60 seconds
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iStoleYurVamps rolled 1 100-sided dice:
85
Total: 85 (1-100)
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Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2011 2:49 pm
"FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF" he was going to flip so many ******** tables when he got back. Or maybe just kill a bunch of shadowlings. So much for sleep.
Stuff in hand he somehow managed to make it back to the portal. Once there?
JUMP ******** JUMP.
Home free.
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iStoleYurVamps
iStoleYurVamps
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Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2011 2:49 pm
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prolixity rolled 1 100-sided dice:
99
Total: 99 (1-100)
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Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2011 2:50 pm
Ohhhhh no. Someone had noticed. That was not going to make this any easier. "Well," Jordan managed between breaths, "betting we're banned from this store."
Miraculously, no further problems manifested themselves in the parking lot. Marcus vanished into the portal with the hard-earned goods, and Jordan spared one quick glance back for Leon - the guy had better make it in time. Good luck, dude.
Timer: PORTAL'D
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Bloodlust Dante rolled 1 100-sided dice:
15
Total: 15 (1-100)
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Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2011 2:51 pm
do the workers chase after the swordsman that was currently carrying the box?
Nope, they stayed on the boxers tail the entire time.
And then he was alone. "Oh what the hell, I AM NOT YOUR FALL GUY!"
Timer: 60 30 Seconds
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Bloodlust Dante rolled 1 100-sided dice:
88
Total: 88 (1-100)
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Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2011 2:55 pm
"Stupid Loss prevention." the boxer seethed as they tried to keep him confined in the one site bounce house.
Who had a bounce house on in the middle of the night? This store apparently. and then the Miracle item came into view that ensured his safe escape. He found the detachable air house and aimed at the workers and blew them back into the storage room.
"Nighty night!" the boxer said in a cackle as he walked past the remaining empty storefront. And then picked up one more item from the shelf. "Oh look, ribbed for her pleasure condoms, and its for Large. MINE NOW."
and without a glace back to check for any pursuers, he went through the portal with his own pilfered stuff. "Got my condoms." he said almost too cheerily as he waved the box in the air in front of Marcus and Jordan.
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iStoleYurVamps
iStoleYurVamps
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Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2011 3:06 pm
If marcus had seen what Leon had done he'd have given the man mad props. But he didn't. No, all he got to see what Leon waying the box at them like they were his prize. MJarcus just poker faced. "Let's just...get this to Julia." Texting her with 'We have what I think you wanted. Where do we drop them off?'
"Guys just- Let's agree to never speak of this mission again."
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