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Posted: Sun Nov 13, 2011 9:07 pm
So much grabbing, groping, peeking, twittering, chatting.
"Yes, Herryk is a draugr. He does not remember where he came from. Herryk has fought a few battles -- he is undead so he does not remem -- oh no, not a wife no no --"
Herryk cast Freya a look that fairly begged for rescue. He had never in his life had to deal with so many questions, so many grabbing, rubbing hands.
"Herryk is not single, and he is very serious when he says that he is Freya's boilfriend." Fearing it would be rude to rip himself away from the ghouls, Herryk cleared his throat and slowly started creeping towards Freya. Maybe if he just ... held her hand, they would get the picture.
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Posted: Sun Nov 13, 2011 9:12 pm
Oh hells no.
Freya seemed remarkably calm all things considered, until she heard it. The little, twittery questions regarding looking for a wife. Every hair on her body stood on end in unbridled, electric fury.
"ALL OF YEH WITCHES GETS OFF MY BOILFRIEND RIGHT NOWS OR I'LL TEAR YEHS APART!"
As soon as she'd screamed it, both of her hands slapped her mouth as she realized what she'd done, and her eyes opened wide. Now she'd said it. This entire trip was going down the shitter and they'd only been here five minutes!
"C-cmon Herryk." She stuttered nervously, grabbing his hand and pulling him away from the gaggle of women, towards the house. Even Sif would be easier to deal with than this.
Then she saw the look on her sister's face, and realized - she was wrong. They should have stayed back with the touchy-feely harpies, after all.
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Posted: Sun Nov 13, 2011 9:37 pm
Once they were safely out of ear shot of Sif, Hel looked back at Mot, grimacing.
Her expression said she was sorry, but she just couldn’t get the words to come out of her mouth at the moment, and her gaze shifted back to the front as she pulled the reaper into the kitchen. As soon as they entered, a whole slew of different aromas filled the air. It was dinner time, obviously, and laid out on a rather long and large table were multiple dishes and plates just filled with food. It looks like they were preparing to feed a small army…well…they were! That’s not what had Hel’s attention though, no, it was an older valkyrie who was hovering over quite a few cast iron pots with a ladle in hand.
“Ah, Mama!” The ghoul called out, releasing Mot’s wrist now as she dashed over to the valkyrie at the stoves. Said valkyrie turned around, and it was apparent who all the sisters were clones of. Valdis, Freya and Hel’s mother, was grinning from ear to ear as she held her arms open wide, enveloping her youngest in a tight hug. “Ah! There yeh are, Hel! I was wonderin’ when yeh and yehr sister would show! So good to see yeh again!”
Where as before, Sif had turned a cold blue gaze on Mot, when Valdis looked over to the cowboil, it was a blue gaze full of warmth. “Ah! Yeh brought yehr friend!” She released her daughter, and immediately started to head towards Mot in ground eating strides. He would be given no warning as he found himself wrapped in the older Valkyrie’s arms, more or less squished against her and her bosom. She held him tightly for a long moment before releasing him, and a hand came to rest on his shoulder as she looked down at him, dismayed. “My goodness! Boil, yehr like a bird! Doesn’ yer mama feed yeh?” Where as before Sif was mocking, Valdis was saying this much like a mother would over their child. With warmth and all the doting affection of a very motherly figure. She poked Mot in the ribs. “Ah, tha’ will not do!” She then planted her hand on his shoulder, and guided him over to the table. “I was waitin’ on the others, but yeh go ahead and start, bird boil! Yeh needs it!”
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Everything seemed to grow quiet again, especially as the sisters laid off for now after that outburst. It wasn’t because they were afraid of Freya, oh no…it was because Sif was standing in front of the doorway, arms crossed, and at complete attention to what just transpired. Oh ho…this was way more interesting than Hel and her scrarecrow.
The corners of Sif’s lips pulled upwards as she looked down at Freya with a tilt of her head. “…Ah…what’s this I hear, dearest Freya? Your…beau?” Sif cooed. “Oh my…you sure do move swiftly, my dearest younger sisters and ah…you know…” A finger came up to tap her chin. “Why my dear sister…” Her tone was sweet, too sweet. “Your beau very much reminds me of father…how quaint ~”
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Posted: Sun Nov 13, 2011 9:50 pm
Mot caught the apologetic look, but Mot returned it with a shrug and forgiving smile of his own. Hel hadn't said those things, after all. It was just one ghoul, one sister. He was here so that Hel had company. He'd brave through it.
And then Mama.
It was endearing how Hel was enveloped in her mother's grasp. The room was so warm, and not just because of all the food cooking (the smell of which left Mot feeling rather queasy). He'd never really seen a mother like this. Even Lizzy's mom wasn't this boisterous. So warm, open, smiling. This was culture shock for Mot. This entire family was.
The boil was stunned for the most part, even feeling a little bit envious were it not so alien to him. But said Mother of the Aliens turned her gaze to him, making Mot flinch. Oh no, she wasn't going to tell him to run into the field to scare crow minis, was she? He awaited a face to face confrontation, only to be pulled into a hug, and was now face to face with the older woman's bosom. Stunned was no longer the right word. Mot was lost.
Once free of the boob hug, the reaper looked up at the doting female, looking at her like she was speaking moon language. Worse off, she seemed to think he needed to eat. His tired eyes gazed toward the table with mountains of food, his stomach doing back flips in discomfort. He looked toward Hel with a pleading look as he was guided toward said table.
Help?
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Posted: Sun Nov 13, 2011 9:58 pm
Herryk bit back the smile brought on by Freya's outburst. It didn't matter that she'd immediately slapped her hands against her mouth -- what had mattered was that she'd said it.
As they approached the older ghoul, Herryk gave pause. It was almost a relief that Sif wasn't fawning all over him. Despite that, there was something about her words that struck a wrong chord with Herryk.
He couldn't tell if that was supposed to be an insult or not.
Part of him thought it was -- the way she said it, her tone of voice. The other part of him wondered why she would have anything terrible to say about her own father. Herryk did what he thought would be considered polite. After all, it was important for him to make a good impression.
"Herryk thanks Freya's sister." Those words were paired with a brilliant smile, far too brilliant to be anything but genuine.
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Posted: Sun Nov 13, 2011 10:05 pm
Freya took a deep breath in, and rose one hand, finger pointed outward. Her lips parted and her hackles rose - it was clear she was about to let out a verbal avalanche of insults at her sister, when Herryk responded before she could get a word out.
Freya deflated like a balloon, and suddenly, a very soft, smug smile graced her face.
"Yeh knows what, Siffy-wiffy? Yehr right. Herryk is a lot like Papa." She turned around, and gave Herryk a side glance that was filled with pride.
Speaking of which..
The ground shook beneath their feet. Cups and plates in their shelves clanged against one another. Tiny pebbles on the ground hopped up and down as the world shook. Was.. were they having an earthquake?
Judging by the way Freya's face lit up like the sun, it was safe to assume otherwise.
Down the steps came the most fearsome, monstrous, gigantic man. His footfalls were shaking the very earth they stood on. When he finally made it to the kitchen, ready to devour the food in front of him, he saw a skinny little toothpick sitting in one of the chairs.
"PUPPET, THERE'S A TOOTHPICK IN MY CHAIR!" Odin roared, with a voice that made a bird fall out of a nearby tree in fright.
Then he picked up Mot between his giant thumb and his giant forefinger, and tried to put the boils head in his mouth to see if he could use him as a toothpick.
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Posted: Sun Nov 13, 2011 10:37 pm
Hel was honestly relieved that her mother was taking to Mot so well. At least someone was. The fact that her mother insisted on trying to feed him was a very good indicator that she liked him! Valdis didn’t offer the food she worked hard to prepare to someone she thought undeserving. Unfortuantely…Hel knew this was not a good situation for Mot. His pleading look did not go unnoticed, and the reaper gave him a reassuring grin.
No worries!
The youngest valkyrie started to move over to him, when she stumbled as the whole house shook.
Uh oh.
Valdis gave Mot’s shoulder a firm, affectionate squeeze as she looked up at the floor above them. “Ah! There’s yehr father! I was wonderin’ where tha lazy bones was.” She watched as her husband came into the kitchen, not at all phased by the way his voice boomed or how all her kitchen supplies shook, rattled, and nearly rolled. Nope. This was the norm in the Brynhildr house hold.
While it was the norm, Hel looked like she was on the verge of a panic attack now.
The youngest valkyrie simply looked horrified as her father addressed Mot as a tooth pick, and then proceeded to pick him up and try to use him as one. Hel flipped her lid. Hel leapt up and over the table, flapping her wings wildly to get that extra bit of height. “NO!” She shrieked, her arms outstretch as she lunged for Odin. “HE’S NOT A TOOTHPICK!” Hel collided with her father, though it did absolutely nothing make him stagger, but he could find his youngest daughter attached to his face like a face-nomming alien. Hel wrapped her arms tightly around Odin’s head, wailing “Put him down right now!”
Valdis, still, looked rather unalarmed, though she did give a loud and hearty laugh at these antics. “Oi, dear, put the poor boil down, yeah? I needs to make him plump, then maybe yeh won’ mistake him for a toothpick!”
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Sif tilted her head in Herryk’s direction, looking him over, once again, calculating. The expression her on face said that wasn’t suppose to be a compliment, but I’ll take your gratitude anyways. “You are welcome, Herryk.” Sif returned, sliding her gaze back over to Freya. It was delightful to see her try and counter…only to not.
The older valkyrie’s brow twitched at the nickname, but still, her composure remained flawless. “Well…I suppose there is comfort in familiarity, eh, sister?” At the rumbles and the sounds that mimicked an earthquake, Sif turned her attention back to the inside. “…Dinner must be ready ~ Shall we?” The older valkyrie turned with a flourish, her snow white wings snapping behind her as she sauntered back into the cottage. Immediately after, a line of gaggling sisters followed, one giving Herryk’s a** a firm slap.
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Posted: Sun Nov 13, 2011 10:53 pm
Earthquake? Monster attack? Mot tensed as he watched dishes tremble around him. Wait, did Hel'd mother just say it was.. The reaper yelped as a bellowing voice nearly scared him out of his clothes. No sooner did he turn to look was he plucked up like a blade of grass and headed towards a giant's mouth. What was wrong with this family?!
Hel's shrieks did nothing to calm Mot down. He was going to die! He was going to be a light snack before dinner. A very light snack. Mot curled into a ball, hands moving to protect his head.
"I'M NOT A TOOTHPICK! OR A SCARECROW! I AM A GRIM REAPER, NOW LET ME DOWN!" Mot demanded as boldly and loudly as his small, raspy voice could muster. His terrified gaze flashed toward the mother, eyes widening. "WHAT?! YOU WANT TO FATTEN ME UP SO YOU CAN FEED ME TO HIM?!!?!?"
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Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2011 7:17 am
Herryk had moved to the side to allow the train of valkyries pass by. He stiffened when one reached forth to land a slap against his a**. Well, that hadn't been ... okay, it had been terrible, Herryk wasn't going to lie, but the sight of Freya being so fiercely possessive had boosted Herryk's ego.
It was plain to see that being so touchy-feely was something pretty normal in the Brynhildr home.
"Is Freya okay?" The words were a softly mumbled whisper. It would be interesting to see how the rest of the evening played out. Herryk wasn't sure if he felt eager or terrified (or a mixture of both) to meet Freya's father, but from the screeching and shrieking coming from inside the house, Herryk doubted that he had it half as bad as Mot did.
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Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2011 11:18 am
"AHOHOHO-MGGRRLRLR"
Odin roared with laughter at the toothpick claiming to be a grim reaper, but his laughter was smothered by a flying valkyrie to the face. His arms flailed beside him, still laughing as the attack. He dropped Mot and wrapped his arms around the fighting valkyrie on his face, his huge arms wrapping around to give her a hug despite the fact she was wailing on him. Was she wailing on him? He couldn't tell.
"YEH SHOWS ME WHO'S BOSS HAHAHOHOHO, REMEMBER USE YEHR TEETHS, AND-AHAHRHMRRLGLGL-"
She got him right in the mouth again, but he didn't seem very upset.
"Papa!" Freya screeched out, almost completely ignoring Herryk's whisper to run up and attach herself to her father's side even as he grappled with Hel. She snuggled shamelessly into the giant, which presented itself as an amusing sight as one sister hugged while the other attacked.
Ah, valkyries.
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Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2011 3:15 pm
Odin roared with laughter, and as did Valdis as well when Mot oh so boldly started making proclamations. “Oh no, yeh got’s it wrong, Raven bird boil! We’ll put meat on yehr bones so that yeh do not blow away with the next gust, eh?” The mother chuckled, and once Mot was dropped she came over to help the cowboil back to his feet, reaching up to ruffle his hair. “Papa is quite a silly bumpkin, eh? But ‘ere.” She guided Mot right back to the table again, this time in a seat that would be furthest away from Odin. “This is where Hel sits, anyways. Now eat, Raven bird boil, eat!”
As if that wasn’t good enough, Valdis then started to scoop some things onto the reaper’s plate for him to get him started, but shifted her attention once Freya and Herryk entered. She ruffled Mot’s hair once more, and then brightened once more at the sight of the two. “Freya!” She called merrily, “Now all meh daughters are in the kitchen!” She just seemed to be cooing this, and then shifted her attention over to Herryk. “Ah, our other guest!” Much like with Mot, she went up to the large boil and just pulled him into a tight hug. “Welcome, welcome! So glad yeh could make it! It warms meh to see more friendly faces amongst us.” She then planted a hand on the draugr’s shoulder and guided him right over to the table as well. Despite the fact he was like fifty Mots combined, Valdis still felt the need to get him on his way to stuffing his face as well. “’Ere yeh are.” She showed him to a seat at the table. “Please, help yehself! There is plenty!” Valdis planted her hands on her hips, and watched with pride as the rest of her daughters started to seat themselves.
Sif took her usual spot near the head of the table besides where Odin would usually sit, just watching everything that was going on with that usual calculating gaze as she poured herself some cider. As for the other sisters…? Well, Freya might want to stop being a daddy’s ghoul…because they were rapidly claiming and fighting for the spots next to Herryk.
Hel was immediately relieved when Mot was dropped, but she was still feeling rather exasperated, to be sure. She socked her father once more in the side of the head in frustration (though it was terribly uneffective), and allowed herself to be hugged. “No, I will not use my teeth, papa! That is a terrible idea and it shouldn’t apply to my friend!” The youngest valkyrie huffed, though now she did return the hug, wrapping her arms tightly around Odin’s head before releasing him. As Freya finally made her entrance, Hel wiggled out of his grasp, landing on the floor with a thud. She was still shaking a bit from the outburst, but quickly scrambled to claim a seat back next to Mot before the table filled up. Thank goodness all the sisters were still fighting over Herryk right now.
Once in her seat, she looked over at the cowboil wide eyed. “Are you alright?”
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Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2011 3:29 pm
Raven bird boil. So no one here would acknowledge or ask for his real name? It was either Scarecrow, Toothpick or Bird Boil. His ego plummeted much like his body after he'd been dropped. Still, Hel's mother was very hospitable, and he offered what he hoped was a smile in light of the other awful things he was feeling. He was sat down again, looking on as she heaped food onto a plate for him. He tried so hard not to look as disgusted as he felt watching the food pile high.
The whole room had become rather crowded suddenly. So many people he didn't know. He felt even more alien now. At least Herryk looked like he belonged there with his mass, even if he was solid black.
Mot hadn't touched his food even as Hel found herself beside him again. In all this mess, at least she was familiar. He looked to her, looking lost. She was concerned, and probably felt terribly. Mot shook off the feeling he had, smiling regardless. "Ah--Y-yep! Just fine." Haaaah what a lie. Still, it was very difficult to keep his voice even after what had transpired. "Um.. very friendly family you have."
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Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2011 4:06 pm
Well, Freya's father certainly was a giant of a man. Herryk felt nearly dwarfed by the behemoth, but it was interesting to see the dynamics of the family. Herryk was content enough to linger along the outskirts until Valdis caught sight of him. Herryk beamed at Freya's mother. There was only one thing troubling Herryk, and it wasn't the sisters fawning over him, nor was it the giant of a father whose attention was currently on Freya. No, it was the food.
All of the food.
Herryk, being undead, did not really have an urge to eat. Herryk also did not have an urge to upset the family and their generosity. In fact, aside from the bite of lobster that Herryk had eat --- maybe that was not such a proper train of thought.
"Herryk thanks mother of Freya and Hel," he dipped his head, politely dodging the grappling and groping hands of the herd of sisters.
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Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2011 4:59 pm
Freya did not let go of her father. She was, in fact, very much attached to his hip even as he rumbled over to his seat. He almost sat on her when he dropped down into his seat, and from anyone elses perspective Freya was now lost underneath his depths.
Thankfully, she'd hopped off right before he slammed down, and she popped up next to him, slobbering kisses all over his cheek. The large man waved her off, grumbling something about affection being a sign of weakness, but no one could mistake that smile on his face.
Finally, Freya went to sit - and her eyes flattened.
To Herryk's left. Fulla sat straight and tall. To his right, Nanna stared up at him in awe.
Yeah. Freya had been squeezed out.
She stormed to sit across from him instead, immediately throwing a turkey leg at her twin sister. It didn't seem to make her stop smiling.
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Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2011 5:53 pm
While everyone was busy settling into their seats Hel quickly reached across Mot for his plate, switching it with her empty one. The lost look on the cowboil’s face didn’t go unnoticed and true to how he thought well, yeah, she was feeling bad. She offered him a tentative, reassuring smile, though she muttered something under her breath that sounded like “terrible fibber”, and then chuckled a bit. “Ah…yes…thank you?”
Once everyone started settling, Valdis clapped her hands. “Alright all of yehs, start eating! Our guest traveled a long way and need to replenish their strength, and we all ‘ave a big day ahead of us tomorrow, eh? Eat, eat!” The mother valkyrie took her seat beside her husband then, and then the table was a free for all of grabbing hands and shifting plates and bowls.
Sif, had been quiet while everyone was getting settled for dinner (and that was never a good thing). Eventually her icy blue gaze settled on Freya. “…So, my dear younger sister…” She drawled, “You must be improving in leaps and bounds in strength at the Academy….yes?”
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