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 Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2011 6:14 pm
William Billy Kaplan
**appears in a flash of blue lightning**
Am I too young to hang out here?
No...but you can't have any San Antonio Brews.
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Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2011 6:24 pm
*peers in the window*
Oh...it's gone to the next level... the vests! The caps... the brewski's!
*runs away*
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Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2011 6:49 pm
Chris Powell William Billy Kaplan
**appears in a flash of blue lightning**
Am I too young to hang out here?
No...but you can't have any San Antonio Brews.
"What about a San Francisco kamikaze?"
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Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2011 6:52 pm
I...dunno what that is. Is that a drink? No alcohol for you!
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Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2011 6:57 pm
"Well fu...dge. Ah well, was worth a short."
**sarcastically**
"I guess wee ones like me could be satisfied with chocolate milk."
**looks around**
"Um, where can a guy get a Cherry Coke `round these parts?"
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Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2011 7:01 pm
We have a fully stocked bar which does include soda or you could hit up our brourmet kitchen! There's always a tray of mini tacos readying the bros!
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Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2011 7:05 pm
eek
"Oooo! mini tacos? Seriously?"
**heads for the aforementioned taco goodness and heaps a plateful then looks at the stocked mini bar and holds a hand out and an ice cold Cherry Coke appears in hand**
"Ahh! The stuff that dreams are made of, well...G rated at least."
**has a seat**
"So are the rumors true? Are the chicks really trying to invade already? Nosey...."
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Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2011 7:08 pm
GAH! What!? This is why DudeBros can't have nice things! Don't worry...Aloysius has strict orders that SistaFriends are not allowed here.
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I may have to send up the brosignal and call a meeting of the Brohood of the Bubbling Brewski.
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Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2011 7:09 pm
"I could install a few magical protections too... if you let me, and have a fiendish sense of humor."
twisted
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Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2011 7:11 pm
Hm...I don't want to escalate...yet. There's one thing you can do. Keep out the teleporters. Circe got in here on the very first night!
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Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2011 7:14 pm
"Circe? Like, THE Circe?"
**whistles**
"That is one baaaaad a** witch!"
**nods**
"I can do that though. Maybe set up a protection around the whole place so when someone of the female persuasion tries to teleport in, the spell teleports them somewhere else entirely? Sort of a revolving door hocus pocus."
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Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2011 7:18 pm
Brahwesome!
*fist bumps Billy*
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Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2011 7:25 pm
**pops a mini taco in his mouth and washes it down with Cherry Coke**
"Hey it's only right! If the place if for dudes only, they should respect that. No one made them allow certain guys on their island."
**steps into the center of the room and cracks his knuckles**
"Anti-female protections ahoy!"
**his eyes start glowing and he levitates into the air and blue arcs of light start emanating outwards around the building**
"No women allowed ... nowomenallowednowomenallowednowomenallowednowomenallowed"
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Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2011 7:40 pm
**drops back down and takes a sweeping bow**
Aaaaand fini'!"
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Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2011 12:25 pm
*zzzzzzzzzzzips into the S of DB and flops down on the couch. Turns on the game. Pizza rolls and Bud Lite appear on the coffee table*
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