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Posted: Sun Dec 05, 2004 4:36 pm
nyo23 ivyshinigami newbie here! when every guy you see is gay in your mind, and would go very well with the other guy on the street... when you hope your brother is gay just to meet his gay friends and have a lot of material to write slash! and finally, a little bit extrem: when you wish you were a guy just to be gay and 'do' slash....^_^ gonk I have the urge to be a guy just to be the uke in some slashy relationship x.xTell me about it.... I'm a gay man in disguise
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Posted: Mon Dec 06, 2004 8:50 am
My best girl-friend has threatened to buy me a messenger bag that says something along the lines of "WARNING: this person will slash anything and everything under the sun." Also, one of my guy friends and I were at a German restaurant last night, and he got the mixed wurst plate. When it got to the table, he just kept saying over and over again, "My god that's a lot of sausage. I don't know how I'll eat it all." And he wondered why I kept cracking up laughing. The boy says he's bi, but he's so naive at times...
And that was even after he and I were standing in Borders reading the gay erotica books.
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Posted: Mon Dec 06, 2004 1:25 pm
nyo23 ivyshinigami newbie here! when every guy you see is gay in your mind, and would go very well with the other guy on the street... when you hope your brother is gay just to meet his gay friends and have a lot of material to write slash! and finally, a little bit extrem: when you wish you were a guy just to be gay and 'do' slash....^_^ gonk I have the urge to be a guy just to be the uke in some slashy relationship x.xHey, me too! Except I'm not the submissive type... sweatdrop
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Posted: Tue Dec 07, 2004 3:07 pm
~when any of your friends (boy) leans over another boy you think hmmmmmmm
~when you put yaoi pics in your locker and planner whee
~when you find your friend telling you how to tell if a banana is ripe and every word that comes out you relate to something else
~you know you've been around me if you start mistaken words and saying yaoi instead
~and you read between the lines
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Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2004 9:59 pm
* When you can't watch a movie without Slashing the two male leads * When everytime you see a boyband, you wonder who's sleeping together * When every one of your friends knows about all the slash couples you like
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Posted: Thu Dec 09, 2004 12:56 pm
I think you know you're way too into slash when you assume every interaction between two males will lead to some sort of hotty steamy making out scene. I was waiting for the bus one day when I saw two guys talking to each other, and I kept trying to picture them making out... They were staring at me like I was retarded because I was smiling in the goofiest expression. I was watching Toy's Story and I pictured Woody and Buzz making out in the car at the gas station.... sweatdrop Same thing happened when I watched Lion King when I was babysitting one time...
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Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2004 1:25 pm
Antan no kegaretate I think you know you're way too into slash when you assume every interaction between two males will lead to some sort of hotty steamy making out scene. I was waiting for the bus one day when I saw two guys talking to each other, and I kept trying to picture them making out... They were staring at me like I was retarded because I was smiling in the goofiest expression. I was watching Toy's Story and I pictured Woody and Buzz making out in the car at the gas station.... sweatdrop Same thing happened when I watched Lion King when I was babysitting one time... that happens a lot with me
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Posted: Sat Dec 11, 2004 3:13 pm
Gean123456 ~when any of your friends (boy) leans over another boy you think hmmmmmmm ~when you put yaoi pics in your locker and planner whee ~when you find your friend telling you how to tell if a banana is ripe and every word that comes out you relate to something else ~you know you've been around me if you start mistaken words and saying yaoi instead ~and you read between the lines Reading between the lines.. yes, I've come up with very far-fetched theories in Harry Potter when my friend told me to explain why Remus and Sirius would be lovers. sweatdrop The picture in planner thing happened to me in grade 7 and this boy saw it... I think he's still grossed out (didn't talk to me for the rest of the year... sweatdrop ) I'm such a freak. whee
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Posted: Tue Dec 14, 2004 7:02 am
Antan no kegaretate Reading between the lines.. yes, I've come up with very far-fetched theories in Harry Potter when my friend told me to explain why Remus and Sirius would be lovers. sweatdrop You dont need a far-fetched reason for that... Boy: Why should Remus and Sirius be lovers?Draupnir2005 : Because it would be HOT!Boy : *can't argue*See?
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Posted: Tue Dec 14, 2004 3:31 pm
Quote: When everytime you see a boyband, you wonder who's sleeping together! It's so true! ^ ^ * When you try to convince your dad that T'ealc and Daniel from SG-1 are a couple. Despite the protests of how it's completely ruined the series forever.... smile * When you daydream about slash all through lessons. Even when it's the lesson with the cute guy in. You just switch to pairing the poor boy up with someone! PS. No! Not Remus and Sirius! Remus and Severus is much better. ^_^
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Posted: Tue Dec 14, 2004 3:49 pm
Aeronwyn * When you daydream about slash all through lessons. Even when it's the lesson with the cute guy in. You just switch to pairing the poor boy up with someone! PS. No! Not Remus and Sirius! Remus and Severus is much better. ^_^ Oh yeah been there with the class part. Thats why I only get B's in some subjects. Hot students need to be Slashed. I also agree for slash set in the present or future that Remeus and Severus is better, because I don't like Necroerotica. But Slash set in the past... Remeus and Sirius is hotter :3
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Posted: Tue Dec 14, 2004 8:41 pm
Draupnir2005 Antan no kegaretate Reading between the lines.. yes, I've come up with very far-fetched theories in Harry Potter when my friend told me to explain why Remus and Sirius would be lovers. sweatdrop You dont need a far-fetched reason for that... Boy: Why should Remus and Sirius be lovers?Draupnir2005 : Because it would be HOT!Boy : *can't argue*See? *laughes* 3nodding That's good. Should tell that to my friend, it IS hot. ^^
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Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2005 2:49 pm
jtea When you are watching sporting events and all you can see is slash... Ohmigosh! Did anyone else watch tennis last Olympics? First of all, I heart MASSU!!! Second of all, he and Gonzales (Chile's men's doubles partners) were *so* slashy! When they won, they jumped into each other's arms, landed on the ground one atop the other, rolled... there was even a smooch, even if it wasn't a full-on mouth kiss. I was in heaven! (especially since I got way invested in Chile's tennis matches-- they were way the underdogs, and my aunt is from Chile, and she was saying that they never won at the Olympics). Anyway, it was hot. Shirts came off, and Massu... *drool* =^_^= Anneko
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Posted: Fri Feb 11, 2005 12:21 pm
jtea When you are watching sporting events and all you can see is slash... Now this is soooo true. I once commented on the slashy merits of rugby and almost got lynched by my brother! Hanging on to each other's thighs is a sign of the red-blooded macho male. So I'm told.... Lol. smile All I saw of the olympics was table tennis (aka ping-pong!) and gymnastics. Especially the mens gymnastics. ^_^
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Posted: Wed Feb 16, 2005 6:58 am
you know youre too into slash when...
... its 1 am and all you can think about is men learning yoga together o.O this is what happens whenyou stop taking caffine people... dont let it happen too you!
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