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The Demon Quinlain Vice Captain
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 Posted: Fri Mar 11, 2011 9:41 pm
╣Mean clones.... Not nice.... Smell bad╠ Hisoka Uchiha━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀♂♀▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀ And she said the magic words. She was proud of It! She really was! Hisoka's face lit up like a thousand christmas trees. From Nee-san's touch on It's head, It could feel everything Nee-san was thinking. The last time It had smiled this big was when Nee-san took It outside for the first time. To a place where there were no clones, of course. "Okie!" It nodded It's head excitedly in agreement. The tiny Uchiha lept off the branch after It's Nee-san and followed her, for once beaming with confidence, though, It still held onto Nee-san's sleeve. Maybe It would dye It's own hair for once, which still needed to be done. By now, It's hair was almost completely black again. If It weren't for the fact that the locks in It's face still held most of the color, It would be throwing a fit and probably end up tearing most of It's hair out in the process. If not all of it! But then It thought... more training should come first. ▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄♀♂▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄Just a Child ╣DIE MR. SAMSA!!!╠
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Posted: Sun Mar 13, 2011 1:06 pm
▷▷ Aiko Uchiha ◁◁ I am fairly agile.
I can bend and not break,
or I can break and take it with a smile. _________________________________
Aiko wondered around the camp with her normal smile that lit her face. Per usual, she wasn't phased by all the intense training going around the camp. Granted she could probably use some training though. It was just a question of what kind...
Her head seemed to tilt as she set a gentle finger on her cheek, seeming to circle around in thought. There was always her Kenjutsu...Taijutsu, hell she could even train up a bit on her element. Actually...that didn't sound too bad at all. Aiko could use a bit of firepower to back herself up in the battle field. She didn't want to be too dependent on her teammates to survive. Though she would need a bit of assistance on learning to enhance her element. Somebody much more experienced in that department. Somebody named...
Aiko spun around on her heel and began to check the area for Ryuu. She had seen him do quite a number of fire release techniques and felt he be the most logical candidate for the job. Er...help.
She was relieved that he wasn't too hard to find. As she approached the two quietly, she noticed he seemed to be having a discussion with Kyanseru. "Ryuu~!" Not anymore. "Can I borrow you for a second? I need your help with something." Aiko asked as she hooked her arm around his like a barrel monkey and began to drag him off.
_________________________________  And I am so resilient.I recover quickly.I'll convince you soon that I am fine.
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Posted: Sun Mar 13, 2011 4:54 pm
  Ryuu Uchiha Check...
In the midst of his own experiment with Kyanseru he felt a smooth skinned arm loop around his left arm as it dangled to the side. Almost immediately he felt himself being pulled away, "Uhhh- WHAT?! I-I-I" His speech cumbered by the fact that he was actually caring about the result of this, if Kyanseru- his flailing ceased once he heard exactly what Kyanseru had said. "Well, that will be useful later nonetheless..." Ryuu commented, yelling to make sure that the older Uchiha could hear him as his appearance left the area, being dragged away by Aiko. "So... What do you need me for?"
and mate...
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Posted: Sun Mar 13, 2011 9:58 pm
▷▷ Aiko Uchiha ◁◁ I am fairly agile.
I can bend and not break,
or I can break and take it with a smile. _________________________________
"You're really good at using fire release jutsu, correct?" Asked Aiko with a pleasant smile as she let her arm drop to her side once more. Her gaze then shifted over to the ground before scuffing the dirt up with the tip of her foot.
"Well...I need help making something with more firepower than the great fireball technique." She added with a small sweat-drop, her smile was the only thing that kept her from making a fool of herself. Even Aiko, one of the most socially friendly Uchiha had trouble asking others for help. What could she say? Normally she could do it all on her own.
_________________________________ And I am so resilient.I recover quickly.I'll convince you soon that I am fine.
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Posted: Sun Mar 13, 2011 10:18 pm
Ryuu Uchiha Check...
Once Ryuu was finally released from the girl's grip he realized just how pathetic his physical abilities were, he had literally gotten manhandled by a girl. The thought of the situation almost made the boy scream out in frustration, however, once she said why she had stolen him he found the ability to keep himself under control. "Yes, I am fairly adept in fire release jutsu. I also have a couple jutsu that are stronger than our clan's signature technique. What did you have in mind? I could show you a couple that I have so you can get an idea of what is out there..."
and mate...
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Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2011 1:12 am
▷▷ Aiko Uchiha ◁◁ I am fairly agile.
I can bend and not break,
or I can break and take it with a smile. _________________________________
"Ah!" Aiko perked up at Ryuu's reply, totally oblivious that she just emasculated him in public. She was glad that she came to the right person. He even offered to give her an example! This was perfect.
"Yeah, I was thinking of something a bit more powerful than our signature jutsu. I'd love it if you could show me an example." Aiko chirped excitedly with a smile that tugged at her lips. She took quite a few steps back from Ryuu as she knew that he'd need the room to preform the Jutsu. This was probably the first time she had shared a small conversation with somebody that wasn't Hisoka. It was different...
Though Aiko's friendly nature made it easier for her to get along with practically anybody. Hell, even Kobay was no exception.
Most of the time people found her relentless optimism and perky attitude rather creepy. If Aiko actually gave it any thought, she'd wonder why Ryuu wasn't slowly backing away and making some silly excuse to be elsewhere. Not that she minded if he did that.
It's all good~!
_________________________________ And I am so resilient.I recover quickly.I'll convince you soon that I am fine.
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Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2011 4:51 pm
Ryuu Uchiha Check...
Ryuu thought for a moment about which of the two jutsu he should actually show Aiko, one all on it's own was just pure power, however, his newest jutsu was one that was able to just demoralize whoever it was used on. After his deliberation he finally decided on giving Aiko the example of his own favorite, the jutsu he had learned immediately after their own village was attacked. "Hmm... Okay, watch this tree." As he spoke he rose his hand and pointed to a tree nearly fifty meters away, it stood alone in the clearing. After a moment Ryuu began preparing his handseals and called out the command, "Fire Release: Fire Dragon Flame Missile." Immediately following three streams of fire burst from Ryuu's mouth, each point forming into the shape of a dragon's head. While each flew through the air the boy outstretched both arms and seemingly guided the two outside fire streams back inside in perfect timing to have each dragon head blast into the tree setting it afire. "Is that what you were needing?"
and mate...
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Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2011 9:19 pm
Taka Uchiha Opening his eyes to his surrounds again Taka raised his hands in the air and stretched out for a moment taking in the nice breath of air, yawning from his sleep he looked down at the other survivors of the uchiha clan and sighed to himself in disappointment. standing up on the tree branch he felt a few bones and joints making a light popping sound while giving himself a sigh of relief, thinking about what he wanted to to he observed the surroundings for a moment and sighed to himself. Jumping down he looked around the area for a moment to see if he could find someone to help him with his training, personally he would admit that he was a massive slacker before and after the destruction that was done back home. Clearing his head he started walking to Kyanseru Uchiha, this was a wise choose he was making because he needed help and the others seemed to be doing what they wanted to do. Walking up to Kyanseru Uchiha he stopped and sighed to himself as he started to speak, fully rested and ready to begin. " Can I speak to you for a moment? " asked Taka waiting for a response from him.
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Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2011 10:19 pm
Kyanseru Uchiha
We must avoid....
Kyanseru was still standing by Kobay when Taka Approached him; The older Uchiha knew OF the younger Uchiha; but he had never really worked directly with him; at least not in detail; so he still didn't know much about the boy, but that wasn't going to keep him from conversing with him. "Yes; What id it that you need to talk about?" He asked in his normal Calm tone of voice; looking down at the younger clan member. Normally he could guess what it was that someone wanted to talk about, unless it was the Daimyo or Kobay; The Daimyo was over even HIS head; and Kobay..... yeah.... he was just Kobay. As he looked at Taka; Kyanseru's Sharingan was activated as it always was; after having reached his third Tome he decided to constantly keep is activated; mainly due to the fact he didn't use much chakra unless he was against a very strong opponent; so the usage the Sharingan needed was not needed elsewhere.
....Unnecessary bloodshed
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Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2011 10:46 pm
Taka Uchiha Looking up at Kyanseru for a moment he could see that the older uchiha he wanted to talk to possessed the third tome in his eyes, this was an excellent decision that he made and it had made the process of asking him even more simple then he thought he could do before. sighed to himself at a thought that crossed his mind for a moment Taka started his question with interest behind it, giving off an aura like he was wanting to learn. " I like to know that if you have any time on your hands that you could help me with my abilities, To be honest I've been sleeping for awhile since we got back from the village. " spoke Taka not even lying to Kyanseru about it, he wanted to learn now that he had the time and chakra to train and perfect a new jutsu or two. To be honest with himself he had a job to do and an old generations promise that he needed to complete, this was his first step to that goal that was made by his family along time ago.
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Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2011 6:23 pm
“ALLRIGHT THEN!!! LIKE A HOOKER WITH “THE CLAP” I PROCLAME TO THE HEAVENS THAT “I GOT IT!!!” KYANSERU!!”
It had taken Kobay a good amount of time to get over the fact that he could do the “hand jive” so well. It was like watching a massive 8 year old play patty-cake with himself. The giant was thoroughly amused with himself.
“PATTY CAKE, PATTY CAKE, BAKER'S MAN! MAKE ME A CLONE AS FAST AS YOU CAN!”
And, as if some divine force was watching him and granting him his wish, an astonished clone appeared next to him.
“OH MY GOD... I LOOK FANTASTIC....”
The clone and the man exchanged longing glances as they looked deeply into each others' eyes. [x] There was a moment... a spark... a beautiful “forever” that encompassed the both of them. What seemed like fleeting seconds to the rest of the world was an eterinit-
“WHAM”
Kobay's clone punched him solidly in his shoulder.
“THAT'S ONE FOR BEING GAY....”
“IT'S NOT GAY IF IT'S YOURSELF IS IT???”
Kobay retorted with confused dignety.
“YEP... WELL... NO... IT'S MORE LIKE MUTUAL MASTERBATION...”
“I'M PRETTY SURE THAT'S GAY ACTUALLY...”
*Poof*
A third clone appeared where the second had stood. Kobay and his clone looked confused.
“WAIT... I ONLY MADE ONE CLONE...”
*Poof*
*Poof*
*Poof*
*Poof*
*Poof*
“OH... IT'S A PARTY NOW...”
*Poof*
*Poof*
“WAIT... I DON'T FEEL SO-”
*Poof*
*Poof*
*Poof*
*Poof*
*Poof*
“GOOD GUYS... HOLD UP A SECO-”
*Poof*
*Poof*
*Poof*
*Poof*
*Poof*
*Poof*
“OH GOD!!!”
*Poof*
*Poof*
*Poof*
*Poof*
“WE NEED A FIRE EXTINGUISHER!!! OR A REALLY BIG LAWN MOWER!!!! KYANSERU!!! HOW DO I MAKE IT-”
“URP”
Bubbles erupted from each and every one of the clones. A storm of hellish chaos shoot the nearby tree tops
“AND THEY ARE ALL PREGANTN!!! KYANESERU!!! I CAN'T LIVE WITH THAT KINDA RESPONCIBILITY!!!! SAVE ME!”
*Poof*
*Poof*
*Poof*
((688 +328 = 1,016/4,000))
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Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2011 9:37 pm
Kyanseru Uchiha
We must avoid....
Kyanseru looked down at the younger Uchiha who was asking him for assistance however before he could reply he heard a rather loud voice..... Kobay? A moment later the Uchiha then turned and looked only to see a large number of Kobay's he didn't say anything but it was clear was his reaction was '....wtf is going on here?' However as he saw the Fire starting to take over the tree's, Kyanseru quickly turned and looked at the soldiers who were with them. "Quickly, Get the Fire out before it spreads!" As he yelled that at the other lower ranking Uchiha and soldiers he looked at the fire as it started only to turn to Kobay. "Kobay Calm Down"
....Unnecessary bloodshed
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Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2011 9:58 pm
"I CAN'T! IT'S-"
*Poof*
*Poof*
*Poof*
"TO OVERWHELMNING! -URP-!"
An echoed series of "pregnant" burps passed over the crowd of massive man meat.
Finally... after minuets of spontaneous conjuration of clones, Kobay sat panting. They easily numbered past a hundred and the damage his "burps" had done had left the men scrambling to put out fires.
Like the world's worst shell game, the Kobay clones where not quite sitting still. Kobay... or at least one of the, it was rather hard to keep track of the original at this point, came crawling up to Kyanseru on it's knees begging to him,
"KYANSERU... I- I DON'T KNOW WHICH ONE IS ME!!! I CAN'T TELL IF I'M ME... OR JUST ANOTHER ME-ME...WAIT... JUST DON'T SHOOT ME! I'M PRETTY SURE I'M THE REAL ON! SHOOT THE OTHER GUYS!.. YOUR GOING TO NEED A BIG GUN THOUGH..."
"I'M PRETTY SURE IT'S ME!" Another Kobay cried.
"NO ME! I'M THE ONE WITH THE BIGGEST PECKS!"
"NO WAY! YOUR SO A C-CUP!"
"I'M LARGE AND IN-CHARGE!"
"WHAT'S WRONG WITH MY PECKS!"
"HAY GUYS...I THINK I'M THE REAL ONE..."
"NOT POSSIBLE! I DEDUCED BY MATHMATIZING THAT I'M THE REAL ONE."
"MY NAME IS KOBAY!"
"I'M THE BIGGEST- I MUST BE THE REAL ONE!"
"I JUST SWALLOWED A BUG GUYS!"
"DON'T TOUCH THAT! I'M THE REAL KOBAY!"
"NO! MY FIST IS BIGGER THAN YOURS! SEE?!?! OH WAIT... THEY ARE THE SAME SIZE..."
"HOW ARE BUGS FORMED? DO THEY HAVE BABIES LIKE US? DID I JUST GET PREGNANT AGAIN WHEN I SWALLOWED THAT BEETLE?"
"LOOK AT ME! I'VE GOT THE BIGGEST MOHWAK! THAT'S PROOF ENOUGH FOR ME!"
"I THINK THEREFOR I AM KOBAY!"
"THAT b*****d BUG WILL NEVER PAY CHILD SUPPORT! LETS GO FIND HIS FAMILY AND BEAT SOME SENSE INTO THEM... BEETLE SENSE..."
"BEETLE-JUICE BEETLE-JUICE BEETLE-JUICE!"
"I LOVE THAT MOVIE!"
"KOBAY HATES THAT MOVIE! YOU'RE A CLONE!"
"NO WAY! I'VE GOT THE BIGGEST KNEES. WE ALL KNOW I HAVE MUCH BIGGER KNEES THAT YOU CLONES AND I AM PROUDEST OF MY KNEES!"
"STOP TALKING ABOUT THINGS WE DON'T KNOW ABOUT!"
"LIKE WHAT! GUNS... MOVIES THAT STAR THE LIKES OF ALEC BALDWIN AND MICHAEL KEATON...""HOLD IT!!!!"
Finally one of the clones broke the incessant babbling of the others. The ones that where busy lighting beetles on fire in hopes of extorting child-support from the lazy baby-daddy's family stopped and looked up.
"THE ONLY WAY WE CAN DISCOVER THIS IS TO HAVE.... A BODYBUILDING COMPETITION... MEET BACK HERE IN 10 MINUTES WITH YOUR TONGS ON. OIL UP FOR EXTRA BONUS POINTS... I'LL GO GATHER THE JUDGES..."
((1,016 + 427 = 1,443/4,000))
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Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2011 10:33 pm
Taka Uchiha Looking at Kyanseru for a moment he realized that he plainly had his hands full with another who Taka could only describe as an Idiot, shaking his head for a second he looked over at the trees that were on fire and mentally spoke. ' Boy... Did I choose the wrong time to wake up into this nightmare. ' Looking around at the soldiers for a moment he knew that this was completely wrong in every way, why was he even traveling with the idiots who only seek revenge for an ancient sin. Sighing he knew the mission and it was one that he had to follow to the end no matter how hell was thrown at him, standing there for a second Taka finally realized something that he didn't want to realize. Grabbing the great sword from his back that he had obtained from the ruins of the leaf he held the handle tightly, lowering the tip of the blade to the ground behind him as he charged forward to the small trees. Making upper cut slashes to the small trees that were on fire around him Taka then stomped them out quickly to prevent a fire signal that could be seen, the soldiers and others would take care of the bigger trees if not literally give away their position to the enemies. If that were to happen Taka knew hell was going to be on their tail for it.
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Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2011 10:38 pm
And so it was... in time the judges where (forcibly) gathered and given positions of honor amongst the clones. With ample preporation the plangent to discover who was the most Kobay-esque Kobay began...
What follows is a picture diary of the events....
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