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 Posted: Tue Jan 18, 2011 2:43 pm
Nothing is true….
Dear Harry,
As your friend, I would say 'Hey, just shag her already.'
But since the girl is my sister, I'd like to kindly inform you the following:
'Hurt her, and You-Know-Who will have nothing on me; I will beat the s**t out of you.'
So anyway, good luck with Ginny.
Sincerely, Ron
….everything is permitted
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Posted: Tue Jan 18, 2011 2:44 pm
Nothing is true….
Dear Ron,
Harry showed me your letter. So let me say this to you:
Keep your nose out of my business or I'll show you my new and improved bat-bogey hex.
Got it?
Sincerely,
Ginny
….everything is permitted
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Posted: Tue Jan 18, 2011 3:11 pm
Dear Moaning Myrtle,
If you don't quit crying, I'm going to goddamn kill myself just so I can haunt you and cry over your shoulder just so you can see how annoying it truly is!
Sincerely,
Any Girl Who Has Never Been Able To Pee In Peace!
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Posted: Tue Jan 18, 2011 6:35 pm
Dear Peeves,
What the bloody hell happened to your body....You know what disregard this I shouldn't have asked...
-Ron
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eskimo kissses Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Jan 18, 2011 9:54 pm
Nothing is true….
Dear Voldemort,
I have a completely fool proof plan that will ensure the destruction of BOTH the Ministry of Magic and The Krusty Krab. I'll keep you posted via message in a bottle, unless you would like to apparate and help me wreak havoc on the citizens of Bikini Bottom.
Sincerely, Plankton
….everything is permitted
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Posted: Tue Jan 18, 2011 9:55 pm
Nothing is true….
Dear Dumbledore,
We so knew it; the purple robes and sparkles totally gave it away.
Sincerely, Everyone in the Wizarding World
….everything is permitted
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Posted: Wed Jan 19, 2011 12:48 am
StrawberryFlavoredBonbons Dear Luna, How the hell did you get into Ravenclaw!?!?!? ! Uggh! How do you come off so smart. -Hermione P.S. Can you go on a double date with Draco, his wife dumped him he is pretty desparate and doesn't want to embrass him self.He has a shrine in your honnor...creepy. I heart this~ XD
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Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2011 6:33 am
Dear Voldemort,
My other broom is your mom.
Sincerely,
Harry Potter
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Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2011 5:37 pm
Dear Voldemort,
That was easy.
Sincerely,
Harry Potter
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Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2011 5:52 pm
Prank Owl From an unknown sender
To all you Wizards who think you are sooo cool
The 1500's called they want their dresses back!
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eskimo kissses Vice Captain
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eskimo kissses Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2011 6:02 pm
Meiko Waltz StrawberryFlavoredBonbons Dear Luna, How the hell did you get into Ravenclaw!?!?!? ! Uggh! How do you come off so smart. -Hermione P.S. Can you go on a double date with Draco, his wife dumped him he is pretty desparate and doesn't want to embrass him self.He has a shrine in your honnor...creepy. I heart this~ XD I am happy you like it.
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Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2011 10:13 pm
Oh, Kalle!!!!!!!! I thought we'd agreed I came up with that one!!!! I was gonna post it!!!
Wait....
Dear Professor Kalle,
Whyyyy did you steal my ideaaaaaa?
Sincerely,
Sophia
PS I found Waldo.
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Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2011 7:18 am
Dear Bane,
The sex was so amazing that I couldn't speak for months afterward...but I'm all better now. Wanna go again? ;D
Sincerely,
Dolores
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Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2011 7:44 am
Ayamae Akahana Dear Bane, The sex was so amazing that I couldn't speak for months afterward...but I'm all better now. Wanna go again? ;D Sincerely, Dolores And here I was starting to think you had calmed down lol.
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Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2011 8:00 am
0-Azula-0 Ayamae Akahana Dear Bane, The sex was so amazing that I couldn't speak for months afterward...but I'm all better now. Wanna go again? ;D Sincerely, Dolores And here I was starting to think you had calmed down lol. What's that supposed to mean? xP
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