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a moon full of stars

PostPosted: Fri Dec 03, 2010 7:34 pm


but if we voice our judging then maybe she'll realise how utterly retarded this is and not wind up with 10 kids living off the government in 5 years time.
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besides which, hand jobs are pointless. suck a d**k. you know you want to.
PostPosted: Fri Dec 03, 2010 8:06 pm


I think she'd be more likely to have 10 kids and live off the government in 5 years by actually having sex, not giving handjobs. I dunno, personally I think it'd be safer for her to do that or give blowjobs than have sex and risk getting pregnant and / or possibly catching STD's. Would you judge her more for asking how to give a handjob, or asking how to have sex? neutral

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a moon full of stars

PostPosted: Sat Dec 04, 2010 4:40 am


you pose an interesting question, both are equally hilarious.

also, i don't think anybody is judging her for asking how to give a handjob. just for the sheer ridiculousness of it.

and you can hardly come into a thread telling people being judgemental is a bad thing when you've quite clearly just judged everyone in it for voicing their opinion.
PostPosted: Sat Dec 04, 2010 11:49 am


I'M JUDGING YOUR JUDGING. cool

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 04, 2010 1:46 pm


s**t, I'm judging her for getting into these asinine situations and not having the sense to get out of them. It's hilarious but ******** ridiculous.
PostPosted: Sat Dec 04, 2010 10:31 pm


So uhhh I heard you're not so good at giving handjobs.

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 05, 2010 1:22 am


Buy a Shake-Weight.
PostPosted: Sun Dec 05, 2010 3:12 pm


Sock Grenade
Buy a Shake-Weight.

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 21, 2010 9:56 am


Well I abandoned this thread after the massive amount of hate commenting, did the obvious and turned to google, but anyway I don't think my age should be an issue in this. You all post a wide variety of things in this subforum, 98% about sex, and I gotta say, fair enough if you want to say I only logged in after a good while to ask about it, but some of the comments were terribly harsh. Thanks
PostPosted: Tue Dec 21, 2010 12:02 pm


It's not really abandoning it if you just now posted in it. Just saying.

Also, as far as I can tell, it's not your age that's the issue. It's the fact that you got yourself in such a stupid situation that you're obviously not ready for, but don't have the courage to get yourself out of.

Once again, just saying.

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a moon full of stars

PostPosted: Tue Dec 21, 2010 1:05 pm


age=/=maturity

similarly hate=/=answers you didn't want to hear=/=JUDGEMENT.

i put on my robe and bench wig.
PostPosted: Tue Dec 21, 2010 1:15 pm


I don't remember any comments on your age but I haven't read this in ages.

Also most people's threads aren't quite the same. |:

If you have to ask how to give a hand job you're obviously not as good as you let on.

ps: Different guys like it different ways, so asking us doesn't really help your situation. Like many people said, ask him. Herp derp.

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 22, 2010 9:30 am


a moon full of stars
age=/=maturity

similarly hate=/=answers you didn't want to hear=/=JUDGEMENT.

i put on my robe and bench wig.


I put on my orange jumpsuit and shackles and wink at you
PostPosted: Wed Dec 22, 2010 3:28 pm


Protip:
Use your tits instead of your hand.

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 24, 2010 7:36 pm


Terwigga
a moon full of stars
age=/=maturity

similarly hate=/=answers you didn't want to hear=/=JUDGEMENT.

i put on my robe and bench wig.


I put on my orange jumpsuit and shackles and wink at you
i sit at my recorder and transcribe the sexy events that follow.
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