Steve yelped as he was quite suddenly tackled by some maniac pink-wearing, screaming, flailing, foaming character in the middle of grocery shopping. And then he flailed himself and screeched as they both tumbled into a patch of Man-eating bushes. Oh he SO just did not...
Okay. THAT was it.
Absolutely
fuming, Steve yanked himself out of the bushes but when Wrath tried to get up, still screaming and foaming at the mouth, Steve kicked him in the face, right back into the bushes.
"NO. OH NO YOU DON'T. I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO THE F*CK YOU ARE BUT YOU DON'T JUST RUN UP OUT OF NOWHERE AND TACKLE PEOPLE INTO MAN-EATING BUSHES. Y'KNOW WHAT? THEY CAN JUST EAT YOU! THAT'S RIGHT!!! YOU! NOT ME! THEN YOU'LL BE DEAD."
His face perhaps looked something like this:
Rather predictably, Wrath just kept right on doing what he had been doing. Obviously this approach wasn't working, and that just pissed Steve off even
more. Kicking out, he continued to knock the other into the bushes, though Wrath didn't appear to notice as they bit chunks out of his flesh.
Finally, Steve threw his hands into the air in frustration and shoved his iphone into the other male's face. Then he proceeded to put the following song on repeat for hours and hours and hours:
this. Maybe THAT would teach the little s**t his lesson.
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Speidi. 
