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Your User Name: Sleet Tempest Snape
Items Rolled: An Odd Crumbling Ball of... Something, Tiny Red Berries, Long, Thin Brown Sticks, Two handfuls of Hard Brown Round Berries
Prize Pref: silver pumpkin seeds.
Entry: Well, wasn't this just great. She had eaten the cake, and didn't even remember it and so didn't know if she'd even enjoyed it! She hoped she had, it had taken her a long time to get it right and get it baked. She's actually ruined the first three tries....burnt and black and crumbling had been the first cake while the other two had suffered sever burns...no one was perfect...right?

Looking over the items she had to work with she went to get a ban, deciding to just fry it all into something. She wasn't sure what would come of it all, or what to call it, but she knew she'd make something...she had to.

First into the pan were the tiny red berries followed by the two handfulls of the hard brown round berries these were left to cook down with her stirring them around so they didn't burn. She'd learned you couldn't just put something in to bake and leave it...it tended to catch fire when you did that. So she figured the same idea would best be applied here as well.

Once the mixture of berries looked mushed or in the case of the hard brown round berries softer she nodded to herself. Turning her attention to the two remaining items...hmmmm....

Well that ball of something looked rather suspicious, though she wasn't sure what it was. Taking a sniff she recoiled, it smelled like a really nasty gym sock crossed with a landfill. Ick....well maybe it would do the trick and make him deathly ill, that was the whole purpose to this cooking adventure after all.

Grabbing a knife, an item most knew she should never be allowed near, she started in on cutting up the odd crumbling ball of...something. While she did the knife managed to leave deep cuts and gauges, somehow, in the cutting board she's pulled out to use for this. After that was cut up she moved it all into the pan and gave it a few good stirs while praying the smell wouldn't knock her out.

Maybe, just maybe, the long, thin brown sticks would make the smell more tolerable. She couldn't have Steve smelling it as it was now, he'd never eat it!

Grabbing the sticks and sniffing she was surprised to smell something very sweet and strong. They smelled good, she may have to go back and get some for herself when this was all done with. For now though she sliced them open length wise and decided to scrape out the brown mush inside the sticks. This brown much seeming to have the strongest scent. Putting that in she gave a few more stirs before tossing the sticks in as well.

When done she put it onto a plate and tried to arrange it nicely, glad it didn't smell so bad now. The sticks were placed about on top, to make it look pretty. Maybe Steve would be an idiot and eat them also.

Your User Name: Animechickie
Items Rolled: Yellow Flowers with Small Petals, Long, Thin Brown Sticks, Strange eggs, A Menacing, Snapping Shelled Thing, Bright Red Berries
Prize Pref: Silver Pumpkin Seeds
Entry: She had no idea what she was going to do with all of the ingredients that she had found in the swamp. They all looked rather interesting and potentially poisonous though she had no idea if any of it actually was. So she put on an apron and was going to attempt to make something presentable to Steve when he got here.

First, she had caught a menacing, snapping shelled thing and made sure that it was dead by beating it vigorously with a stick. She decided that she was going to feed Steve the shell and other parts of its body. Looking at the cutting board, she was struck with an idea! Giggling gleefully, Gluttony decided that she was just going to use the shell as a bowl too. Kill two birds with one stone! She had also found a few strange eggs and just tossed them into the shell. Gluttony had no idea how to cook so these eggs were just going to be served the way they were. Next, she had these long, thin brown sticks and at first, she had no idea what she was going to do with them but then she remember something! Gluttony skewered the eggs with the brown sticks. That would make it pretty... and it reminded her of a kabob! Oh! She had also gathered some bright, red berries and she stuck the berries on the ends of the sticks.

There! It was aaaaaalmost done. Gluttony had found some yellow flowers that she decided to garnish the plate with. Aaaand her masterpiece was completed! Giggling once more, she hoped that Steve would die from happiness once he ate this.



The more she looked at the dish, the more that she realized that it looked like an alien! How interesting! She hoped that Steve would enjoy that image in his last moments of life.

Your User Name: Enoh Love
Items Rolled: A Feathery, Irate Creature (x2), Bright Red Berries, Pretty Multi-Colored Flowers, Long, Thin Brown Sticks
Prize Pref: Seeds
Entry: (IS SO BAD)

Just like Mama taught her.
It started with water,
and upon releasing the tethers
In went the things with the feathers.
Oh how angry they were!
...And quite hard to stir!
Next came the berries,
Red as little cherries
and soon stuffed into the cheeks
of the angry things with beaks,
Perhaps some Flowers to satisfy,
to calm their anger set to high?
Sadly It would not work
but with a bit of a smirk
She gave each of them a stick
that had shut them up real quick.
They seemed content with being fed,
When in fact they were dead,
and with a sigh she huffed:
'I guess that's good enough!'

Your User Name: Nikiana
Items Rolled: # Colorful Large Frog; Yellow Flowers with Small Petals; Tiny Red Berries; Large Dull-Colored Moth; Bright Red Berries
Prize Pref: Gluttony
Entry: TO BE EDITED IN LATER

Your User Name: -Yasha Alchemist
Items Rolled: Pink Thorny Flowers, Wiggling, Curling Vines (x2), Colorful Large Frog, Tiny Red Berries
Prize Pref: Silver Pumpkin Seeds :3
Entry:

Your User Name:
Items Rolled:
Prize Pref: Gluttony OR silver pumpkin seeds. You cannot have both.
Entry:

Rolling~

Your User Name:Urimian
Items Rolled: Long, Thin Brown Sticks; An Odd Crumbling Ball of... Something; A Sad-Eyed Creature; Bright Red Berries; Hard Brown Round Berries.
Prize Pref: Gluttony
Entry:
Step 1 : Take the crumbling ball and squish them into 5-6 small cookies. Then bash the juice out of the hard brown berries (be sure to ask a REALLY strong grown-up to do this bit for you) so you can add it to the small flattened shapes.
Step 2 : Bake the balls (LOL. Inuendo.) at 800 degrees Fahrenheit. In the mean time, chop the berries into slices.
Step 3 : Grind the brown sticks into dust. (Note: This part is extremely tideous.)
Step 4 : Put some of the stick dust on the sliced berries.
Step 5 : The cookies should be done now. Take them out.
Step 6 : They should be still a bit squishable. So mix it with the remaining dust.
Step 7 : Now should be a good time to kill that sad-eyed creature. Be sure to blind-fold yourself. So you won't take pity and spare that stupid creature.
Step 8 : Stuff the beast with the dust and mashed cookies mix. Don,t worry if it makes some pop sounds. Its normal.
Step 9 : Now, put the sliced up berries inside the fridge, and leave it there for 20 min. So that way, they will secret a special substance that will make the dust a bit (by a bit, i mean a lot!) spicy.
Step 10 : While you wait for the berries to s**c up, preheat the oven to 500 degrees Fahrenheit. Take the berries out, put them on the now dead beast, and then put it in the oven. Voila! A spicy/bitter/intoxicating roasting! Thats sure to keep him in the bathroom, permanently! Bwahahahaha!