"I'm sure she -loves- Unicorns..." he said with a small chuckle.
"And I wouldn't put it past her to find some way to send you out of state to such a school... you know she can be quite industrious when she wants to be. Even if it meant declaring YOUR father unfit guardian...or trying to send you to live with him."
He crinkled his nose at the idea.

"Right... I'll cook the cake you mis the colors... let's make this a cake to remember."