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Li would wonder where it went, and then check his files to make sure that he at least still had records of chocolate. He would then try to figure out what happened to all the chocolate, provided that he still believed that it was once a real thing (unless it ceased to exist even in records, in which case he would give up), but he was not an incredibly obsessed chocolate eater, so it would not deeply affect him directly, although he would brace himself for some very irritable friends.

What would your character(s) do if their blood turned green (Or if they are some species that does have green blood, another color that blood is not supposed to be), but the changing of the color did not actually bring about any risks to their health?

Well, that's definately not very likely in any of my stories, but if such a thing did happen, Li would assume he was dreaming, unless it was not a dream and he could actually feel the pain of the cactus needles, in which case he would scream in pain and cry for help, or if none came, struggle to get away from the gorilla before it killed him. Once he did get away, he would require some medicale attention and help getting the cactus needles out of his rear-end. He would probably cry to, and be traumatized for a while. In his profiles and reports he would make it a point that gorillas are terrible, dangerous beasts and cactuses and gorillas should not be even within miles of each other. He would also try to talk to the gorilla's owner or animal control or someone to make good and sure that gorilla gets locked away where it can't get hold of cactuses.

And he would be traumatized for a long time, and pray that none of his friends every found out. After all, being spanked is humiliating enough, but being spanked by a gorilla with a cactus is far more embarassing, especially since he was dumb enough to let the gorilla get close.

Aha, kind of long ^^;.

Anywho, what would your character(s) do if he/she/he-she/it/they found a fresh red rose and a romantic poem on his or her bed, despite any security that may exist in his or her home/wherever?

That depends on if the angel was disguised as a human, or actually appeared as an angel. Either way, he would most likely give him or her chocolate chips, if he has some, and if not, would respectfully apologize and say that he did not, but offer up some advice on where to get some. In the case of the angel not appearing as a human, however, he might be a little suprised and spend too much time later thinking on the why of things.

What would your character(s) do if he/she/it/he-she/they woke up to find the entire world, as far as they can see, coated in a thick, two inch layer of ice (sealing everything)?

Given that he wasn't born with AIDs and his lifestyle is a big turn off to both men and women (and he is straight anyway), so----you know----would never happen (most likely anyway, maybe one day I'll crack and let him have a romantic partner o.o), Li would be wide eyed with suprise. He'd have himself tested again at least twice at different hospitals, and if, in fact, he did have it, he would drop out of the denial phase and instead check his records to try to see if there was some hint of how he could have come down with the disease, highly suspecting hospitals and the occasional exposure to blood and/or vomit that he may get into. He'd want his friends checked, in case if he nursed any of their cuts or they bled on him, he'd know which one it was and try to make sure that, if it was one of his friends, they would know. He'd offer to help them find out how they got it if that does happen to be the case, but he would also resume his usual work and try to live healthier and carefully to try to prolong his life.

What would your character(s) do if he/she/it/they were sprayed by (not one, not two, not three, but) several skunks, at once?