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problematic briefcase Crew
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 Posted: Mon Sep 27, 2010 2:13 am
Wish granted. We've learned to accept that zombies mean that there is more to the dead body than we like to know. Of course, zombies still have a penchant for eating brains and thus continue to do so regardless of our acceptance.
I wish for a new keyboard for Monster Hunter.
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Posted: Mon Sep 27, 2010 4:07 am
Yay! Wish granted! You get a shiny new AWESOME usb led light up keyboard with all the bells and whistles... unfortunately your Wii esplodes in a shower of equally shiny sparks and your copy of Monster Hunter Tri is eaten by rats of unusual size. Nintendo also decides to discontinue MHT and recalls every other version on the market due to some legal action by an obscure Japanese firm that claims they own the MHT property and they did not give permission for the likeness of the Alatreon or the Deviljo to be used for MHT by Nintendo or Capcom companies. The keyboard unfortunately also has a fatal flaw. Despite being usb compatible, some bizarre software and hardware issues only make it able to work with the Wii that just esploded.
*wishes for an Apocalypse Pony for Montytota*
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Posted: Mon Sep 27, 2010 4:10 am
Wish granted.
The pony grows up quite well as a new horse for the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse. And Tota doesn't get to join. She is left heartbroken as War drags the ponyhorse away.
I wish I was an inspired artist.
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Posted: Mon Sep 27, 2010 4:25 am
Your eyes light up as you realize the gods and muses of artistic inspiration have heard your cry and granted artistic inspiration. Your mind overflows with incredible artistic creations never before seen by man or beast! Your first response is to rush to the nearest art supply shop to purchase the needed equipment to fulfill your genius artistic vision... alas on the way you get hit by a large delivery truck, which oddly enough was carrying paintbrushes and paint to the local art store for a huge sale, and the horrible crash leaves you a half-deaf, half-blind, quadriplegic with an insanely horrible lisp and a tendency to forget what happened just 10 minutes ago. You only remember being artistically inspired and your diagnoses after the crash. All you continue to repeat is how excited you are to work thru the challenges of being a disabled but inspired artist... every 10 minutes for the remaining years of your life.
*wishes for a flying kitty*
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Posted: Mon Sep 27, 2010 6:42 am
xD I love this game!
Wish Granted- Your kitty was equipped with a Jetpack, and while capable of flight, is also subject to horrible 3rd degree burns on the rear half, as well as succumbing to cancer via the Uranium it takes to run that thing. Cancerous-Kitty-Kabob can Fly! blaugh [/peter pan theme]
I wish My art class was less STUPID!!
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Posted: Mon Sep 27, 2010 9:49 am
I love this game so much XD
Granted. It's less stupid but even more boring.
I wish my favcourite anime wouldn't stop airing.
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Posted: Mon Sep 27, 2010 10:53 am
Wish granted!
But, the show gets more boring and they cast horrible voice actors and add shiny vampires into the mix. And they seem to have wanted Barney as a guest star.
Now it will never stop airing. Good job.
I wish I ruled the Galaxy! >8D
The dragon Empress of the Galaxy! MWAHAHA- .... I'm going to hate this wish, aren't I....?
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Posted: Mon Sep 27, 2010 11:33 am
And so you shall. The galaxy is under your control. You have the single most stressful job in the galaxy though. You have to make every decision, and everything is blamed on you. Every time somebody commits suicide you are blamed. Every time something bad happens people curse you under their breath. When the economy suffers it is your fault. Hate mail all the time, from almost every living creature. Death threats. You try your best, but you just can't do it all. Finally the empress of another galaxy attacks to spread her empire. You immediately give up this horrible job without a fight, it isn't worth dieing over. She jettisons you into space anyway to set an example.
I wish I hadn't have missed that online quiz last night.
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Posted: Mon Sep 27, 2010 12:15 pm
Wish granted...but you still failed it.
I wish Carth Onasi wasn't so whiny.
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Posted: Mon Sep 27, 2010 12:22 pm
Wish granted. Carth Onasi died.
This is fun!! And morbid... xd
I wish my iPod could connect to the internet no matter my location..
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Sharkbutt The Orgiastic Crew
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Posted: Mon Sep 27, 2010 12:28 pm
Granted, but Apple shuts down 3G support because they felt like being douches.
I wish for homosexuality to be accepted in the public eye. emo
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Posted: Mon Sep 27, 2010 12:30 pm
Wish granted-- but the "public eye" was over in Japan and never where you live.
I wish I had a carnivorous plant that listens to my whims without question.
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Posted: Mon Sep 27, 2010 1:11 pm
Wish granted.
It obeys you without question. Unfortunately, you got angry at it for obeying sarcasm. You yell "Why don't you just eat me, huh?!"
Bad move. You have been eaten.
I wish there was no ignorance and stupidity in the world.
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Posted: Mon Sep 27, 2010 1:46 pm
Wish granted. But nobody is ignorant of anything. All people are all knowing about everyone and everything. They are all horrified by each other and it ends society and eventually the human species.
I wish for a shot glass that constantly fills with any fluid I want at the moment, and if I pour it upside down it keeps pouring.
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Posted: Mon Sep 27, 2010 1:48 pm
Wish granted. But you can never let go of the glass, causing you to never play another video game ever again, unless it uses one Wiimote.
I wish for the wish that has not yet been wished.
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