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I married a Lego Vice Captain
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 Posted: Sat Mar 26, 2011 8:18 pm
Time to get a bit more violent.
since this is an indestructible cookie...I might as well blow stuff up.
Do zOMG rings work around here? *Looks around*
Might as well break a few laws while i'm at it.
*Uses rr4 Hunter Bow on Donuts*
*Uses sugar rush*
Now you cant escape from me! *Shoots from guns (which I am impossibly holding)*
you must go through extreme measures to get a cookie, no?
*stampedes over donuts with a cow stampede and calmly picks up cookie*
(By the way, how many people went to the cattle drive/cow stampede?)
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Posted: Sat Mar 26, 2011 8:47 pm
*throws a rope around Lego, and hog ties her legs, then uses gumfoot on her for good measure*
*Grabs cookie, applies rr4 coyote and fleet and races away like the wind*
Mwaa ha ha ha! twisted
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Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2011 11:03 am
*Wakes up from being unconscious*
What happened? gonk
Looking around, I spot everyone very far in the distance, and realize I will never catch up by any normal methods. Looking around, I see the wrecked remains of the rocket ship...
I break open the fuel hatch and bust the tank open, and then light it. The force-wave of the the resulting explosion launches me towards Rafi at the speed of sound. Seeing a bright explosiony flash in the background, Rafi turns to look and the cookie is suddenly gone from her hand as I blast past and grab it!
As soon as I pass, everyone is struck with a sonic boom and the resulting shock-wave. As I go sailing out over the edge of a cliff, I realize that I should have plenty of time to eat the cookie before a very hard landing. eek
But the cookie is mine! razz
(Fun to write, maybe not so to read. Sorry... sweatdrop )
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Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2011 6:45 pm
Since we've moved past simple distracion into all out battle....
*Pulls huge long oversized butterfly net out of pocket, snags Guac just as he's about to bite cookie, hauls him back to cliff edge. Takes cookie, and strolls off, leaving Guac entangled in the net. Finds magical hole leading into ground*
This hould be a nice quiet place to enjoy my cookie! they'll never find me here!
*jumps in hole*
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Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2011 8:49 pm
Thats what happens:  But we moved into war a long time ago. biggrin
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Posted: Sun Apr 10, 2011 10:35 pm
That Is One Tasty Looking Cookie You Have There- OMG! There's A Leprechaun!!
*Takes Cookie And Runs To The Forest*
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TurtleMaster24 Vice Captain
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I married a Lego Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Apr 17, 2011 2:03 pm
@Guac The speed of sound? Thats REALLY slow.
Anyways...
"Mwhahaha! I have brought a shrinking ray and a enlarging ray!"
*sneaks up behind turtle*
SHWUNK!!
Turtle is now small sized.
*picks up cookie and uses the enlarging ray to make it bigger*
"Now I can fill my belly more! Be glad turtle that I picked up the cookie before it crushed you to death."
*Leaves the ray on a stump to hold the enormous cookie*
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Posted: Sat Apr 23, 2011 10:08 pm
*uses enlarging ray on self, uses shrinking ray on cookie and Lego*
*grabs tiny cookie from miniscule Lego, uses enlarging ray on cookie*
*pops teeny Lego into jar*
mwahahaha!
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